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How To's for NOOBS - Ya YOU !!!!
Old 10-07-2011, 04:26 PM   #1
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How To's for NOOBS - Ya YOU !!!!

FIRST THINGS FIRST NOOBSTERS, HERES THE SIMPLE RULES FOR THIS SITE:
1. Fill out your profile, this way we know your not some spammer piece of shit.
2. Post pictures of your bike in your vbGallery, to show us your not a full of shit mother fucker that just dreams of riding a motorcycle.
3. Post in the intro thread, tell us a little about yourself, we dont bite that HARD.
4. Search for your question, then search again, then one more fuckin time just for grins and giggles, then and only then post it.


Ok now then, I have been meaning to put something up that will help out the dumbass NOOBS that cant manage to post in their gallery or avatars, etc. This way we can just link this thread if needed and not have to waste precious typing time for every other fucktard that cant manage a keyboard.

YA YOU NOOB, THIS MEANS YOU. So no more "how do I post a picture", "i posted but they are not showing up", "how do I shrink my pictures", etc posts. All will be posted here eventually.

Ok now on to LIFEOFCHAOS13's, Fuck off NOOB F.A.Q.'s

FAQ #1 - How to post pictures to your vbGallery
Ya I know your a Nuclear Physicist , but you cant cross the street without tripping over the building blocks and interactions of atomic nuclei so here goes.







OK and for you Rocket Scientists that managed to get that last step you could also click SUBMIT UPLOAD MORE and upload more pics at the same time, WOW you say?? WOW I say, its like magic.

Edit: Blue fonts are a bitch to read.
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FAQ #2 - How to make and post your avatar
Old 10-07-2011, 04:29 PM   #2
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FAQ #2 - How to make and post your avatar

FAQ #2 - How to make, resize and post your avatar

Ok so your mom took a picture of you on your RUCKUS that you think makes you look bitchen, cool and Oh so fly. You gotta have it as your avatar, then here ya go noobster.






Ok NOOBSTER you just took this picture:



and changed it to this, and posted it :



Now you are the man, you can do ANYTHING, go put some rocks in your pockets and see how long you can hold your breath in the pool.
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FAQ #3 - How to resize and post pictures in a thread
Old 10-07-2011, 04:30 PM   #3
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FAQ #3 - How to resize and post pictures in a thread

FAQ #3 - How to resize and post a picture in a thread

Ok so your mom just clicked a picture of you doing your first corner drifting on your top of the line Big Wheel and you gotta show the guys, here ya go.












Yaaaaahhh! Your a picture editing wiz now. You posted the most awsomeness drifting picture ever, and now you just gotta wait for the Big Wigs to bring you that big $$ contract to sign.

If your feeling really frisky try resizing that picture in your sig down from the size of your real life bike to one that doesnt fill a 40" monitor.
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FAQ #4 - How to shake without getting it on yourself
Old 10-07-2011, 04:31 PM   #4
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FAQ #4 - How to shake without getting it on yourself

reserved for some other such dumbass FAQ
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Outstanding!
Old 10-07-2011, 06:27 PM   #5
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Outstanding!

Great work, that took a lot of effort! Well done.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:40 PM   #6
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ROFL. Fucking hilarious. Love the avatar pic and the giant arrows. Hopefully the n00bs take note. That's right n00bers, read the fuck up.
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:32 PM   #7
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So since your answering noobtard questions I have one.
How long does one stay a noob, is it related to length of time as a member or number of posts ? Or is it more a question of posting something useful and earning the right to no longer suck nOob nipple ? Or maybe there is a hazing ?
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:52 PM   #8
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So since your answering noobtard questions I have one.
How long does one stay a noob, is it related to length of time as a member or number of posts ? Or is it more a question of posting something useful and earning the right to no longer suck nOob nipple ? Or maybe there is a hazing ?
http://www.shadowriders.net/forums/showthread.php?t=339
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Old 10-07-2011, 10:16 PM   #9
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There goes a noob fucking up a perfectly good learning thread with a dumb question that can be easily answered if he searched.

Nice job LOC !
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Old 10-07-2011, 11:29 PM   #10
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There goes a noob fucking up a perfectly good learning thread with a dumb question that can be easily answered if he searched.

Nice job LOC !
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