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02-06-2010, 09:12 AM
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Pecos is
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Don't read this
Well since you didn't want listen, here goes:
How do you make a dead baby jump out of a tree?
Staple it to a squirrel.
See I told ya not to read it.
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02-06-2010, 10:38 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
Cowpill is
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How do you empty dead babies from a stake bed truck?
Use a picthfork.
But wait theres more.........
- What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
| - What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
| - How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
| - What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
| - How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
| - What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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02-06-2010, 10:41 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
Cowpill is
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- Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
| - What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
| - What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
| - What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
| - How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
| - What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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05 Suzuki Boulevard C50
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02-06-2010, 10:42 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
| - What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
| - What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
| - How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
| - How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
| - How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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02-06-2010, 10:43 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
| - What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.
| - What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
| - What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying in a ditch?
Phil.
| - What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AX.
| - What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye
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02-06-2010, 10:44 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
| - How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
| - How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
| - What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower.
| - What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
| - Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
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02-06-2010, 10:45 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
| - Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead!
| - What does a baby and a Pinto have in common?
They're fun to ride until they die.
| - What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer?
A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome!
| - What is better than a dead baby?
The revoked child-support.
| - What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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02-06-2010, 10:46 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth.
| - What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
| - What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
| - What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
| - Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?
I don't know why they didn't either.
| - Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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02-06-2010, 10:53 AM
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Noooo..I am the whole ass
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- How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
| - What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.
| - What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it
| - What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
| - How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
| - What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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This posting does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; this document is distribution copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute this posting and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the article or parts of it in commercial publications, or as part of any fee-based services or products; further redistribution only allowed unedited and in its entirety by electronic transfer (anonymous FTP, Gopher, WWW and mail servers), storage media, and printed copy as long as this notice is included and no monetary fee is charged. Subject to change without notice; text is slightly enlarged to show detail; resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is unintentional.
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02-06-2010, 12:09 PM
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Shadow God
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you sir are sick!!! fuckin' funny though
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