I'm surprised
 

the guys don't seem to wanna know anything from Susan.

c'mon! you're not as good as you think you are! :wink_2: :crazy3:

ok how bout this-does a women find it offensive or a turn on when
a men is fucking her and calls her a fucking bitch.
example women is polishing the ol helmet and the men tells her
suck that dick you fucking bitch..or the women is on top riding the meat pole
and the man tells her oh that feels good you fucking bitch.

OK i've been wanting to try this new pickup line....

"You've got really great breeding hips!"

...but you've got to say it with a straight face, and a smile.



Also, How do you get a girl to give you a blumpkin?

(a blumpkin is when she sucks you off while you're poopin)

I think it'd take a very special kind of tramp to give the blumpkin.

:shocked2: :shocked2: :shocked2: :shocked2:

Thanks Lisa, jump in anytime sweetie!

Personally, I would only want to hear this from a man that I am extremely comfortable with and not when polishing the ol helmet as you say.
I think giving head is much mor intimate then fucking. I'll explain if needed.
If the woman starts the "name calling" first, then I would say game on! but remember, there's a difference between dirty talk and name calling.

Leave it to a reverend to cum up with something like that. :no:

so would a country blumpkin be in an outhouse? or with a country girl?

ROFLMAO!!!! BWAAAAAHhahahahah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is there such a thing as Hot Carl etiquett ?Mispellet.