Logic

[lawson2479]

Here is an oldy


So Bubba and Billy are tired of being stupid. They both quit there jobs and decide to take classes at the community college. They both show up to the admissions office to sign up for classes.
Bubba says to Billy you go first and tell me how it went.
So Billy walks in and talks to the lady behind the desk. He asks her what classes he should take.
She says "You should take Math, Science and Logic."
Billy says "Logic?"
The woman replies, "I will give you an example. Do you own a weed whacker?"
Billy: Yes
Woman: The logic tells me you have a yard, which also tells me you have a house.
Billy: That is correct
Woman: Since you have a house you probably have a wife, which means you are heterosexual
Billy: Thats correct
Woman: and since you are heterosexual and have a wife i guess you have children.
Billy: Thats correct i guess i will sign up for logic as well then


Billy then returns outside to Bubba

Bubba: How did it go
Billy: She said i should take Math, Science and Logic
Bubba: Logic?
Billy: I will give you an example - Do you own a weed whacker
Bubba: No Billy: (SCREAMS) FAG :bounce: