Susan's Sidecar

[Shadow]

Ok Board Queen,
Did you forget about your thread. As I recall, just before the other board was terminated due to popularity, you were talking about starting a tread for suggestions, advice, etc.
Are you still thinking of that.

[AirportFF]

?????? news to me...She's in school right now.

[Lisa]

I remember that being talked about :gossip:

[AirportFF]

So what you're telling me is that she is gonna be the Dear Abby of Shadowriders? This could get interesting :stunned:

[HSGear]

Wohoo! We're back. Can I be a junkie again? LOL

[FFsLady]

ok I'm here :) How can I help you guys??? Just remember, the views and opinions expressed by me are mine and only mine and do not reflect the views and or opinions of the administrators. That being said, I welcome all to bs, ask advise (remember I'm a woman) If you guys are curious about anything I will do my best to help you.
sincerely
the board queen :crown: (this smiley needs long hair)

[AirportFF]

Is a woman's, ummmmm, private area water-tight? Because I've heard that a frog's ass is. :cheeky:

[HSGear]

And if it is, how would you adjust the gasketing?

[FFsLady]

Yep we're pretty water tight unless of course there's some thrusting going on. But if you mean if we'll fill up like water balloons, the answer is no. :no:

[AirportFF]

I like to ask the tough questions.....should have been a reporter.

[NiteRider]

Well, I certainly learned something here... :wiseguy:

Thanks Susan!

[Shadow]

What if you were water skiing naked and did an ass plant on the water and didn't let go?

[AirportFF]

Isn't that a calonic(sp)???? :no:

[Tangledj]

Their will be nothing good come from this thread!
Run children,run!!!! :stunned:

[AirportFF]

That's what makes it so much fun. :luxhello:

[Shadow]

That's what makes it so much fun. :luxhello:
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/3dlil/la.gif

[Mr.Sinister]

What if they are bent over and get sprayed by a fire hose ?

[Shadow]

What if they are bent over and get sprayed by a fire hose ?
How about we give this one to FF... :)

No pics=No hoseing

[Lisa]

Do we REALLY want to know the answers to these questions¿ I would think Susan's talents could be put to better use!


I'd like to know if squirting is common? :evilimu:

[mongoose]

Lisa for my ex it was, but then again I did show her where her G-spot was, or were you just talking about a garden hose... :sasmokin:

[AirportFF]

There is no such thing as a g spot. Some woman made it up so we would go and look for it......

[SmokeShowin]

And that is a problem how??? :undecided

[Lisa]

And that is a problem how??? :undecided


:evilimu: I see no problem with it :crazy3:

[SmokeShowin]

Let the games begin! :crazy3: :crazy3: :crazy3:

[FFsLady]

I'm not online as much lately cuz I'm studing for my R.E exam. lotsa information. Anyhow....Water skiing.....I think that would make your ass pretty red for a while.
Firehose.....that's just wrong!!
Lisa, squirting....I dont know bout that one, I really dont think it's all that common. but it's funny to see!
Airport FF, G spot....yes there is one, and you have hit it before. Just like everything else, just to hit it isnt enough, it has to be touched "right".
:mfight: C'mon....who's next? :happy:

[Shadow]

I'm not online as much lately cuz I'm studing for my R.E exam. lotsa information. Anyhow....Water skiing.....I think that would make your ass pretty red for a while.
Firehose.....that's just wrong!!
Lisa, squirting....I dont know bout that one, I really dont think it's all that common. but it's funny to see!
Airport FF, G spot....yes there is one, and you have hit it before. Just like everything else, just to hit it isnt enough, it has to be touched "right".
:mfight: C'mon....who's next? :happy:
I once hit a g spot just right with my firehose while she was waterskiing, MAN did she squirt!!!

[Lisa]

I once hit a g spot just right with my firehose while she was waterskiing, MAN did she squirt!!!


Too funny!! :laugh2:

[FFsLady]

I once hit a g spot just right with my firehose while she was waterskiing, MAN did she squirt!!!
ROFL!! :luxhello: :cheeky:

[Flox]

I'm not online as much lately cuz I'm studing for my R.E exam. lotsa information.

I'm not up on current affairs............. what's R.E.??

and you guys are all confused. OH sure, the "clitoris" does exist, but it's the "G" spot that is the myth.

oh, and why is squirting funny?? Is that my "sick" level, if I think it's pretty cool?

:beatnik:

[AirportFF]

R.E.= real estate


The g-spot is an urben legend :cheeky:

[Flox]

R.E.= real estate


The g-spot is an urben legend :cheeky:

ok thanks. :happy:

you damn computer age peoples with your abbreviations and jargon.

:beatnik:

[AirportFF]

"computer age"?????


A year ago I was using an abacus and chiseling notes into a piece of granite

[Flox]

quit posting right after me...............

you post whore. :sasmokin:

yea, I said computer age. :computer:

Seemed better than you "barefoot, bedrock, dinosaur operating, club carrying, lion cloth wearing, grunting, keyboard pounding, prehistoric MoFo".

wow, kinda got outa control on that one. :silly:

it's nice to be back.

:beatnik:

[RAZOR]

how about this one when a guy is eating and the "y" does a women like
her lips to be sucked on.-(I FOUND THAT THEY DO BUT WANT TO GET A WOMENS
OPINION ON IT)-


OH AND no pics= no squirting..

[HSGear]

If it's an urban legend, then so must be the new Low Maintenance H-D....

[SmokeShowin]

quit posting right after me...............

you post whore. :sasmokin:

yea, I said computer age. :computer:

Seemed better than you "barefoot, bedrock, dinosaur operating, club carrying, lion cloth wearing, grunting, keyboard pounding, prehistoric MoFo".

wow, kinda got outa control on that one. :silly:

it's nice to be back.

:beatnik:

LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cool avatar Flox!

Since you got on the subject, what is ROFL? :idea2:

[Brunowren]

LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cool avatar Flox!

Since you got on the subject, what is ROFL? :idea2:


Rolling On the Floor Laughing

also ROFLMA wich is " " " "Lauging My Ass Off

I hope that helps

[FFsLady]

how about this one when a guy is eating and the "y" does a women like
her lips to be sucked on.-(I FOUND THAT THEY DO BUT WANT TO GET A WOMENS
OPINION ON IT)-


OH AND no pics= no squirting..

OK. think of it this way... when a guy gets a hard on, the blood rushes "down there". On a woman, when sucking the blood is rushing down there and makes it more sensitive. Personally, I prefer light sucking just on the clit instead of the lips. I find doing one thing for too long is annoying...gotta switch it around...keep me guessing what's gonna happen next.

[M@Man]

OK. think of it this way... when a guy gets a hard on, the blood rushes "down there". On a woman, when sucking the blood is rushing down there and makes it more sensitive. Personally, I prefer light sucking just on the clit instead of the lips. I find doing one thing for too long is annoying...gotta switch it around...keep me guessing what's gonna happen next.
Here's a suggestion for all those who eat at the "Y"...
Try "writting" the alphabet with your toung. :crazy3:
I've found this method works REALLY well, hell sometimes I even "write" love letters.

Trust me, it works GREAT!! It keeps the variety going, and she won't get "annoyed."

M@

[FFsLady]

Here's a suggestion for all those who eat at the "Y"...
Try "writting" the alphabet with your toung. :crazy3:
I've found this method works REALLY well, hell sometimes I even "write" love letters.

Trust me, it works GREAT!! It keeps the variety going, and she won't get "annoyed."

M@
yeah, its elementary but you're right, it does work :wink_2: :cheeky:

[SmokeShowin]

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

also ROFLMA wich is " " " "Lauging My Ass Off

I hope that helps

Thanx.

[RAZOR]

OK. think of it this way... when a guy gets a hard on, the blood rushes "down there". On a woman, when sucking the blood is rushing down there and makes it more sensitive. Personally, I prefer light sucking just on the clit instead of the lips. I find doing one thing for too long is annoying...gotta switch it around...keep me guessing what's gonna happen next.

sucking the lips is not the only thing i do-i dont suck hard just gentle,i also
lick--oops--like to hum a little song while i,m down there and yes the alphabet
tongue trick works also.-i am a pro they call me tornadotongue-

one other question I found that when the women is on top and just before
they are ready cum if you reach around and rubb your fingers over the a-hole
and apply light pressure it makes thier orgasm more intense. is this somthing
all--or most women like??

[FFsLady]

sucking the lips is not the only thing i do-i dont suck hard just gentle,i also
lick--oops--like to hum a little song while i,m down there and yes the alphabet
tongue trick works also.-i am a pro they call me tornadotongue-

one other question I found that when the women is on top and just before
they are ready cum if you reach around and rubb your fingers over the a-hole
and apply light pressure it makes thier orgasm more intense. is this somthing
all--or most women like??
Everyone is different, but anything that will make the big O more intense is good. The worst thing is when you're just about there and then have something stupid run through your mind etc. Uggggg I hate that!

[Rheopipo]

Everyone is different, but anything that will make the big O more intense is good. The worst thing is when you're just about there and then have something stupid run through your mind etc. Uggggg I hate that!


I like the O...reo cookies too!! BTW having sex was the best method for learning math...

(example) Ohh,, ahh,, oh yhea.. oh, oh, I want to last more! 57+7=......shit... 14*5=....oh oh, 54/2=...damn!! 8 divided by 2=.....To fucking late!!! after the big O I have to ask my wife..... How much is 1987*2 + 442??? and they say WE fall asleep!!!

[Shadow]

I like the O...reo cookies too!! BTW having sex was the best method for learning math...

(example) Ohh,, ahh,, oh yhea.. oh, oh, I want to last more! 57+7=......shit... 14*5=....oh oh, 54/2=...damn!! 8 divided by 2=.....To fucking late!!! after the big O I have to ask my wife..... How much is 1987*2 + 442??? and they say WE fall asleep!!!
Ok dude,
Get off the crack!
WTF is that?
I hope nobody else can make sense of this or I am going to be really embarrassed! :dizzy2:

[Rheopipo]

Come on man!!! you never did the math in bed???? LMAO!!! well I hope I am not the only one that does it!!!

[Mr.Sinister]

????????????? MATH????????????? WTF We don't need no stinking math . I guess its just me but I think nasty confadent thoughts . That's it , who's the Daddy ! Take that ,slaps wife on the ass , who's my dirty girrl . That kind of stuff no math .Just the hot stuff . :bat_angel

[RAZOR]

W...........T................F!!!!!! WAS THAT. RHEO SPEAK IN ENGLISH NOT PUERTO RICAN
AM SURE THERES SOME SENSE IN ALL THAT RICAN TALK. :rolleyes5 :stunned:

[SmokeShowin]

I like the O...reo cookies too!! BTW having sex was the best method for learning math...

(example) Ohh,, ahh,, oh yhea.. oh, oh, I want to last more! 57+7=......shit... 14*5=....oh oh, 54/2=...damn!! 8 divided by 2=.....To fucking late!!! after the big O I have to ask my wife..... How much is 1987*2 + 442??? and they say WE fall asleep!!!

WTF!!!!
Can we bump him back down to NOOB?!?!
:whip:

[FFsLady]

Holy Shit Rheo!! What kind of drugs you got down there? Math? Thats a new one for me....and apparantly alot of other people too. :rolleyes5

[AirportFF]

6 + 9 = 69....right, right :rolleyes5

[SmokeShowin]

6 + 9 = 69....right, right :rolleyes5

Now THAT one I know!

[Rheopipo]

LMAO I CAN't beleive you dont do the math!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe in spanish it makes sense and not en english... the damn language barrier.... so this one is for you to translate....

Si la belleza fuera un instante tu serias una eternidad.
and the Clasic one here.... I know you will never get it .... Si cocinas como caminas me como hasta el pegao!

[RustyJake]

LMAO I CAN't beleive you dont do the math!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe in spanish it makes sense and not en english... the damn language barrier.... so this one is for you to translate....

Si la belleza fuera un instante tu serias una eternidad.
and the Clasic one here.... I know you will never get it .... Si cocinas como caminas me como hasta el pegao!
You have to love the online translators.....
Si la belleza fuera un instante tu serias una eternidad.
If the beauty were a moment a your serious eternity.

Now you are correct on the other one, at least for online translations. It doesn't make any sense.....must be some sort of slang. pegao???
Si cocinas como caminas me como hasta el pegao
If kitchens as you walk me like until pegao

[Rheopipo]

You have to love the online translators.....
Si la belleza fuera un instante tu serias una eternidad.
If the beauty were a moment a your serious eternity.

Now you are correct on the other one, at least for online translations. It doesn't make any sense.....must be some sort of slang. pegao???
Si cocinas como caminas me como hasta el pegao
If kitchens as you walk me like until pegao

ROFLMAO!! almost!!!
The first one is.. more or less...
If beauty were a moment you would be an eternity....

The second one...

If you cook like you walk I would eat even the "pegao"
Pegao is= Arroz Pegao= when you cook rice there is some rice that get toasted depending on how you cook it... so if you cook like you walk I would eat even the "pegao"(toasted or burned rice) you see... lost on translation :beatnik: spanis 101!

[RAZOR]

I like the O...reo cookies too!! BTW having sex was the best method for learning math...

(example) Ohh,, ahh,, oh yhea.. oh, oh, I want to last more! 57+7=......shit... 14*5=....oh oh, 54/2=...damn!! 8 divided by 2=.....To fucking late!!! after the big O I have to ask my wife..... How much is 1987*2 + 442??? and they say WE fall asleep!!!

SOOOOO......WTF IS ALL THE NUMBERS AND STUFF FOR-all the numbers
aint in the spanish translation. after translated from spanish that sounds
pretty good,weird but good. :gossip:

[Lisa]

OK. think of it this way... when a guy gets a hard on, the blood rushes "down there". On a woman, when sucking the blood is rushing down there and makes it more sensitive. Personally, I prefer light sucking just on the clit instead of the lips. I find doing one thing for too long is annoying...gotta switch it around...keep me guessing what's gonna happen next.


I'm all for the switching around and the surprise me sorta thing, but if its really working! don't switch!! keep at it!! thats it!! a little harder!!! oh ya!!! ooohhhh yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FFsLady]

I'm all for the switching around and the surprise me sorta thing, but if its really working! don't switch!! keep at it!! thats it!! a little harder!!! oh ya!!! ooohhhh yaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh I agree and TRUST me he knows when to stay and when not to. He's very good that way. My ex was just plain dumb when it came to the oral...He had no problem getting it though.....Ended up he was a greedy fuck in other ways too. :happy:

[AirportFF]

:crazy3: :crazy3: :tongue3: :tongue3: :tongue2: :tongue2:

[FFsLady]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?

[RAZOR]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?



SURE WHEN!!!! :wink_2:

[Shadow]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?
Actually I prefer to put it inside, but what ever floats your boat. Best offer I have had all week!
I'm in!

[RAZOR]

Actually I prefer to put it inside, but what ever floats your boat. Best offer I have had all week!
I'm in!


all we need is a few more,,and i here the horns blowing ( choooo! chooooo!)

[Corpsegrinder]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?

Right now?? BRRRRRRRRR!! http://www.globalbuzz-sa.com/forums/images/smilies/cold.gif

http://forums.ratedesi.com/images/smilies/smileysexsmiley.gif

[Shadow]

75 degrees here today!
BRING IT!!

[Lisa]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?


indoors or out, if its good, I'm all for it!!! :crazy3:

[RAZOR]

indoors or out, if its good, I'm all for it!!! :crazy3:


ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! TWO WOMEN NOW.

[SmokeShowin]

What do you guys think about having sex outside?

Well, that depends. In the dugout at a baseball field. Is that considered inside or outside? :bootyshak

[FFsLady]

Well, that depends. In the dugout at a baseball field. Is that considered inside or outside? :bootyshak
Sure! I have a football field in my resume! :wink_2:

[Mr.Sinister]

Graveyard on the resume...as a place ...there is nobody around at night .

[SmokeShowin]

Graveyard on the resume...as a place ...there is nobody around at night .

Got me nervous for a second there Sinister. :skull: :skull: :skull:
LOL.

[Mr.Sinister]

I was a teen and lived at home . So was the girl . I could not even have a girl in my room unless the door was open and my mom would check in like every 5 minutes . I got caught by a cop and had a FIR card filled out on me and my date .

[M@Man]

Ok, this is my 69th post...so...it's only fitting that I post here.

What is your opinion on threesomes? (no it's not an offer)

M@

[Mr.Sinister]

69's are alot easyer with only 2 people . I will explain the mechanics of the 69 later .

[M@Man]

69's are alot easyer with only 2 people . I will explain the mechanics of the 69 later .
I know that! I meant my 69th post should have been about something sexual, not 69'n.
Oh, and easier is not always the most fun!

M@

[Mr.Sinister]

Just teasing ya . And threesomes are overrated . Sombody always gets left out . And then sombody has to leave or get kicked out . It is akward when they call or you run into them at the store or a party . And what if they are not very good ?

[M@Man]

Sounds like you had a bad experience...? :stunned:

M@

[Mr.Sinister]

I almost broke my penis once . However no one ever asked me to leave.

[M@Man]

Ouch!

[Rhino]

And threesomes are overrated . Sombody always gets left out . And then sombody has to leave or get kicked out . It is akward when they call or you run into them at the store or a party . And what if they are not very good ?

I'd like to have the oppurtunity to dispute that statement. The chances of you being left out in a FFM threesome are slim. And even if you are the odd man out at the time, someone has to re focus the camera!! And really, what if there not really good. Come on sex is like pizza, even if it's not great, it's still good. :sasmokin:

But seriously.....I'd like to have the oppurtunity to dispute Sinisters statement. See avatar.

[SmokeShowin]

There is no such thing as a g spot. Some woman made it up so we would go and look for it......

Almighty Board Queen, I thought of FF's quote when I saw an article on this. Have you ever heard of the Scouts Honor Move?
Going to bed, I'll leave ya hangin' til I get home from the gym in the AM.

I bow to you almighty Board Queen http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/morganscorpion/notworthy.gif

[Mr.Sinister]

I'd like to have the oppurtunity to dispute that statement. The chances of you being left out in a FFM threesome are slim. And even if you are the odd man out at the time, someone has to re focus the camera!! And really, what if there not really good. Come on sex is like pizza, even if it's not great, it's still good. :sasmokin:

But seriously.....I'd like to have the oppurtunity to dispute Sinisters statement. See avatar.
There have been times when the girls are more into each other than me . I am secure enough to addmit that . I not saying that getting some strange tang does not make things more interesting . I am saying that the fantasy is far greater than the reality . Perhaps , I just eat a lot more pizza than you .

[FFsLady]

Almighty Board Queen, I thought of FF's quote when I saw an article on this. Have you ever heard of the Scouts Honor Move?
Going to bed, I'll leave ya hangin' til I get home from the gym in the AM.

I bow to you almighty Board Queen http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/morganscorpion/notworthy.gif
Yes, I know what it is, wasnt it mentioned here just not too long ago?
Do you read Maxim??? :crazy3:

[SmokeShowin]

Yes, I know what it is, wasnt it mentioned here just not too long ago?
Do you read Maxim??? :crazy3:
Yes, yes I do. I really do read it, I don't just look at the pictures.:cheers:

[M@Man]

Almighty Board Queen, I thought of FF's quote when I saw an article on this. Have you ever heard of the Scouts Honor Move?
Going to bed, I'll leave ya hangin' til I get home from the gym in the AM.

I bow to you almighty Board Queen http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/morganscorpion/notworthy.gif

Damn man, you've been at the gym for a long time. :headscrat
Still :hanged:

M@

[flaminsabre]

the alphabet works really well. Sometime i get lost and always resort back to the alphabet. Works on her every time. :crazy3: :rolleyes5

[Rhino]

Never tried the alphabet thing before. Never needed to I guess. After I read this thread, I figured I'd give it a try. Not really sure I liked it. I noticed I was concentrating too much on the alphabet and not the actual task I was performing. I consider myself an artist and that just seems like copying. But I guess in the end if there is a grin on her from ear to ear :luxhello: :luxhello:

[SmokeShowin]

Damn man, you've been at the gym for a long time. :headscrat
Still :hanged:

M@

She said she knew what it was dude! :crazy3:

I'm assuming you don't know it.

[FFsLady]

It requires 2 hands, 4 fingers and a "cum hither" motion. insert one "hand" at a time with the pads of your fingers facing "up" and toward the front. :wink_2:

[M@Man]

Oh, I've done that one!, just didn't know what it was "officialy" called.

M@

[SmokeShowin]

It requires 2 hands, 4 fingers and a "cum hither" motion. insert one "hand" at a time with the pads of your fingers facing "up" and toward the front. :wink_2:

You give it up too easy! http://www.dabros.net/images/morganscorpion/lol.gif
Gotta make em beg!http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/morganscorpion/notworthy.gif

[FFsLady]

I know, you do certain shit for years just because they feel good....and then one day either Cosmo or Maxim gives it a name. I say, if it feels good and/or it's fun....do it. :happy:

[Corpsegrinder]

My virgin ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!!

[FFsLady]

you mean ears like these??????
:mickey:

[M@Man]

I know, you do certain shit for years just because they feel good....and then one day either Cosmo or Maxim gives it a name. I say, if it feels good and/or it's fun....do it. :happy:

Like the old saying goes..."Try everything once, and the fun things twice."
or several times. http://www.shadowriders.net/forums/images/smilies/break%20bed.gif

M@

[UncleFestes]

Ok I hated Math for years. Alphabet !! come on .... I always tuned in to the lady and changed my moves by the tone and sound of her voice.. always letting my tongue and finger wander around different places listening for tone and volume Changes. Ok the 3 sum well it's a little harder to intertain 2 ladies at a time..but fun and Out doors it is a big Turn - on to go into to the woods in the Jeep and find a guiet spot... spread the blanket then have lunch at the Y... finsishing with a space ship ride to Cyber space.. .. Practice, Practice until you get it all right....