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AirportFF
05-23-2005, 04:32 PM
I had to run over to the new house today. I stopped in the Walmart in Pa to drop off the film. They couldn't handle the pressure of having it done in an hour. So I kept it.
On the way home stopped at the Walmart up the road from us. Dropped the film off for 1 hour service and to get the prints on a cd only.
Wandered through that shithole of a store for an hour, came back to the photo place and asked if it was done.
They had no idea what I was talking about. I produced the little receipt from the envelope. They then asked what the pictures were of. I said motorcycle parts. You could see the collective lightbulb going on over their heads. The thinnest of the three (she was only 200# or so) said that that was the film they lost the envelope for. But she had the prints. No Biggie. She flashed through them fast and I asked where the cd was. The lightbulbs over their heads dimmed. She then told me that since they couldn't find the envelope (the one that I had the receipt from) that they just went ahead and did double prints.
Now I ask you this, what the fuck would I need double prints of a fucking wheel for????? I told her that I didn't want doubles, but I need them on a cd so I can edit them on my computer for a web site. I might as well have been speaking fucking Swahili. The lightbulbs exploded........She then said that she didn't know how to put them on a cd. This is the same retard that took them in the first place and I specifically told her I needed a cd. Perhaps her ears were plugged with Crisco, we'll never know.
So as of this writing, the film is still there. Waiting for the cd copying asshole to show up at 5pm. They had better pray to Jonniefuckingwalmart that they get it right. Or else Susan is gonna be on here looking for bail money. :furious2:
SmokeShowin
05-23-2005, 05:42 PM
I have to hear Walmart stories all the time, my mom is a greeter at the one in our town. My favorite stories are when someone tries to return something and don't have a receipt or it is electronics out of the packaging. They go off on my mom saying "You're just doing this because I'm black." It's like NO, I'm doing it because that's the store policy. I would have a field day in there. I really don't miss my days of working in retail.
Anyway, back on track. Hope you get that disk. You have to realize your getting closer to redneck country! They have trouble concentrating because they're thinking about their sister, I mean wife.
navillustoo
05-23-2005, 05:44 PM
I had to run over to the new house today. I stopped in the Walmart in Pa to drop off the film. They couldn't handle the pressure of having it done in an hour. So I kept it.
On the way home stopped at the Walmart up the road from us. Dropped the film off for 1 hour service and to get the prints on a cd only.
Wandered through that shithole of a store for an hour, came back to the photo place and asked if it was done.
They had no idea what I was talking about. I produced the little receipt from the envelope. They then asked what the pictures were of. I said motorcycle parts. You could see the collective lightbulb going on over their heads. The thinnest of the three (she was only 200# or so) said that that was the film they lost the envelope for. But she had the prints. No Biggie. She flashed through them fast and I asked where the cd was. The lightbulbs over their heads dimmed. She then told me that since they couldn't find the envelope (the one that I had the receipt from) that they just went ahead and did double prints.
Now I ask you this, what the fuck would I need double prints of a fucking wheel for????? I told her that I didn't want doubles, but I need them on a cd so I can edit them on my computer for a web site. I might as well have been speaking fucking Swahili. The lightbulbs exploded........She then said that she didn't know how to put them on a cd. This is the same retard that took them in the first place and I specifically told her I needed a cd. Perhaps her ears were plugged with Crisco, we'll never know.
So as of this writing, the film is still there. Waiting for the cd copying asshole to show up at 5pm. They had better pray to Jonniefuckingwalmart that they get it right. Or else Susan is gonna be on here looking for bail money. :furious2:
LMAO!!!
Menace
05-23-2005, 05:49 PM
Another reason I avoid Wal Mart. :no:
AirportFF
05-23-2005, 05:53 PM
LMAO!!!
It isn't funny Brian........I'm pissed :furious2:
Dick j/k :happy: :wink_2:
RustyJake
05-23-2005, 06:17 PM
Attention wallmart shoppers, we have a special on right now in our photo department, one extra set of prints for $2.87. Your choice, bike pictures or redneck wedding.
Corpsegrinder
05-23-2005, 06:47 PM
Dont mean to laugh :laugh: but my day sucked and that story had me laughing! I'm awaiting Part II. :happy:
Machinehead
05-23-2005, 08:57 PM
I haven't had the pleasure/misery of using WM for developing pics and prolly won't ever have to now that most of the pics that I snap are with a digital.
Good Luck
btw.....if you are needing a custom length of threaded pipe and the only available source is Homedepo, make certain that you call ahead first to verify that the only person that's capable of using the threading machine is actually on location....they kinda get their panties bunched if you operate it yourself.
RustyJake
05-23-2005, 09:27 PM
btw.....if you are needing a custom length of threaded pipe and the only available source is Homedepo, make certain that you call ahead first to verify that the only person that's capable of using the threading machine is actually on location....they kinda get their panties bunched if you operate it yourself.
They get the same way with the panel saw they have at the store by us. I used to run one for about 10 years here, and couldn't get any help at the store. It's amazing how fast people show up when you fire up one of their saws. Then the employee says "you can't get that out of one sheet", oh yeah...watch and learn.
AirportFF
05-23-2005, 10:16 PM
I've been sitting here editing to shit pictures that I have. Half of them (the most important ones for this mod) you can't see.
I'm spent, I'll post what I can to give you an idea. After Americade I'll pull it apart and get some with my digital.
Machinehead
05-24-2005, 12:09 AM
They get the same way with the panel saw they have at the store by us. I used to run one for about 10 years here, and couldn't get any help at the store. It's amazing how fast people show up when you fire up one of their saws. Then the employee says "you can't get that out of one sheet", oh yeah...watch and learn.
I truly understand that if someone is injured whilst using their equipment it could be costly. They at least need to attach a "employee-needed-in-this-area" beacon like Lowe's. I run a construction biz (material is trucked from one of three local yards) and use HD mainly for stuff I need off hours around the house. If I used them for a supplier I'd lose a lot of time just because of either the incompetence of or the lounging employee's MIA status .... not to mention the fact that just as with Lowe's, HD is geared for the homeowner type of DIY'er as opposed to the working man.
...btw,
I have bought their cardboard MDF quartered...that crAp dulls a saw blade quicktime.
....and yeah....How does one get two 4' x 4' panels from one 4' x 8' sheet?
RustyJake
05-24-2005, 08:43 AM
the melamine sheets and MDF we got up here were 49" x 97" (even though they are sold as 4 x 8) not sure what size the sheets are where you are, but I would tend to think in those materials you'll find them oversized. I did cabinets for 15 years and 10 of that was on the saws. Melamine and MDF are brutal on blades.
I understand the liability issues with firing up one of their saws and have no problem with it (they could "lock down" the saw if they truly didn't want someone using it). But it's like you said, waiting around is very inconvenient and the only way you can seem to get help is to create an urgency on their part. We don't have a Lowes where I live, so I'm stuck with the HoboDepot.
beyondashadow
05-24-2005, 09:32 AM
This is funny. Walmart and Home Depot are 2 of the 3 stores I refuse to enter. Costco is the 3rd.
These stores are like a virus, putting the little guy who cares about his customers out of business. I could never walk into a Home Depot and be out in less than 30 minutes, no matter what I was looking for. Not sure about the U.S but here in Canada, they seem to have that need to blow into the intercom before paging someone too, drives me fuckin nuts!!!! :sign chil Go to happy place.
Time to buy a digital camera man. Just don't buy it at Walmart!
AirportFF
05-24-2005, 10:00 AM
I have a digital camera, problem is we are in the process of moving this week and it's somewhere between NY and Pennsylvania.
Anyway, the pictures that Walmart didn't fuck up are in the Tutorial section.
AirportFF
05-24-2005, 10:05 AM
:sign chil Go to happy place.
It's funny you mention that. A while back I ran into some trouble with the law. My sentence was anger management. One of the first questions the guy asked me was, what makes you angry. My response was "Coming here!"
He also asked why I always seemed pissed off. I'm not always pissed, ask Susan, I'm one of the most easy going guys there is. What does piss me off is everyone assuming that I'm pissed all the time.
Fuck the happy place
OH YEA AND FUCK OFF NOOB!!!!! :happy:
Shadow
05-24-2005, 10:55 AM
Damn Clint, why you so pissed off?
AirportFF
05-24-2005, 10:57 AM
Damn Clint, why you so pissed off?
Susan bought me a shirt a few weeks ago that says...my anger management classes piss me off. :happy:
Shadow
05-24-2005, 10:58 AM
This should make you happy, you just hit 1001 posts.
You fucking WHORE!!
LOL, I just got a disc in the mail with a bunch of pics of bike parts.
Funny thing is that it came from Wal-Mart and I don't even shop there.
navillustoo
05-24-2005, 02:56 PM
Damn Clint, why you so pissed off?
He says he's pissed off at me for laughing at his funny recount of his day at Wally World. I don't get it! If he didn't want me to laugh, why did he make the delivery of the story so funny?! Sheeesh! It must be his feminine side coming through! Damned if you do - damned if you don't! :wink_2:
Brian
AirportFF
05-24-2005, 07:14 PM
He says he's pissed off at me for laughing at his funny recount of his day at Wally World. I don't get it! If he didn't want me to laugh, why did he make the delivery of the story so funny?! Sheeesh! It must be his feminine side coming through! Damned if you do - damned if you don't! :wink_2:
Brian
:happy:
FFsLady
05-24-2005, 08:36 PM
He has a quick temper but he gets over stuff quickly. I have to admit, I kinda admire that quality. If I shoot off my mouth and say everything that I think, its wrong cuz I'm a woman. So I have periodic outbursts. :wink_2:
Shadow
05-25-2005, 10:46 AM
He has a quick temper but he gets over stuff quickly. I have to admit, I kinda admire that quality. If I shoot off my mouth and say everything that I think, its wrong cuz I'm a woman. So I have periodic outbursts. :wink_2:Why is it wrong 'cuz your a woman'? I admire a woman that says whats on her mind.
M@Man
05-25-2005, 01:49 PM
This reminded me of a skit I saw on MadTV one time, it was about "Walls-mart" and they were assimilating the customers as they entered the store, like the Borg from Star Trek.
"Walls-mart, resistance it futile" It was funny as hell, but in a way it was really close to the truth. Their customer service suxs big time, and what the hell is it with having 12 lanes for checking out and only 2 of them open?!?
We have a local Mom and Pop owned Ace Hardware, and the same goes for the grocery store, I go to them whenever I need something. We also have another store here that offers "Savings" with a "Max Card", it just means "if you are shopping from out of town, we're gonna fuck you on the price" I avoid that store like the plague.
Sorry to hear about your lost pics, AFF. Thanks for sharing your story though.
M@
FFsLady
05-25-2005, 03:32 PM
Why is it wrong 'cuz your a woman'? I admire a woman that says whats on her mind.
Thats just the way it is.
beyondashadow
05-26-2005, 08:32 AM
A woman that says whats on her mind? ..........Is there such an animal?
I am like AirportFF. I'll say whats on my mind, even if it pisses people off but nothing is hidden. What you see is what you get. If I blow, it is done, finished, off my chest and not festering.
How often do we see these phyco analyst types preaching about anger management just to find out years down the road that the guy is doing time for molesting little boys?
I think it is fine, if not healthy, to blow a gasket once in awhile, so long as it is not abusive.
Airport.........you are lucky to have someone who understands that.
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