sex toy

[FFsLady]

Time for a new thread here.....
OK everyone, what's your favorite sex toy/game? :break bed

[kcsphil1]

Um, does a naked woman count? We men don't often have need of toys, though they can add to a fun time I believe.

[Corpsegrinder]

Time for a new thread here.....
OK everyone, what's your favorite sex toy/game? :break bed
Favorite sex toy = my hand!

Favorite sex game = switching from right hand to left hand!:tiny:

[AirportFF]

Did you know that if you lay on your hand until it falls asleep and then pleasure yourself. It's like getting a handjob from a stranger.

Or so I've heard :undecided

[Shadow]

Did you know that if you lay on your hand until it falls asleep and then pleasure yourself. It's like getting a handjob from a stranger.

Or so I've heard :undecided

:no: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/budaz/jerk.gif :no:

[FFsLady]

Favorite sex toy = my hand!

Favorite sex game = switching from right hand to left hand!:tiny:

Boy! you're soooooo creative!! :laugh:

[Corpsegrinder]

Did you know that if you lay on your hand until it falls asleep and then pleasure yourself. It's like getting a handjob from a stranger.

Or so I've heard :undecided


LOL! Now you are creative!!!

[Corpsegrinder]

Boy! you're soooooo creative!! :laugh:

No one knows how to please me better!:happy:

[Corpsegrinder]

I see you and Airport online at the same time. Do you guys sit on the couch together with laptops and chat with each other??? LMAO!:laugh:

[AirportFF]

sometimes :computer:

[Corpsegrinder]

LOL! Any Cybersexing?? Oh God. It's Friday and I've had one to many! Wow! Look I'm a poet and didn't even know it!! I better stop! Oh I'm gonna go stop by that chopper shop tomorrow if it doesn't rain.

[FFsLady]

FF is on the love seat, I'm on the couch with his son and one of the dogs, Blade Trinity is on the TV!!! My life is good :happy: Now it's time for Dairy Queen :happy2:

[FFsLady]

LOL! Any Cybersexing?? Oh God. It's Friday and I've had one to many! Wow! Look I'm a poet and didn't even know it!! I better stop! Oh I'm gonna go stop by that chopper shop tomorrow if it doesn't rain.
Where? Outback?

[Rhino]

Time for a new thread here.....
OK everyone, what's your favorite sex toy/game? :break bed
Maybe you should start this thread.

Did you know that if you lay on your hand until it falls asleep and then pleasure yourself. It's like getting a handjob from a stranger.

Or so I've heard :undecided

Sweet, now I have something to try tonight. :laugh: :laugh:

[FFsLady]

LOL! let me know if it's true! :laugh2:

[AirportFF]

LOL! Any Cybersexing?? Oh God. It's Friday and I've had one to many! Wow! Look I'm a poet and didn't even know it!! I better stop! Oh I'm gonna go stop by that chopper shop tomorrow if it doesn't rain.

I thought I told you. I stopped by and talked to him. He doesn't do lacing. But go talk to him. He's a great guy.

[FFsLady]

Aww hell, leave him be....he's had a few :drunk: and he's feeling happy.
:happy:

[Corpsegrinder]

I thought I told you. I stopped by and talked to him. He doesn't do lacing. But go talk to him. He's a great guy.


Ahh that sucks! Will it be a good thing to metion your name?

[Corpsegrinder]

Aww hell, leave him be....he's had a few :drunk: and he's feeling happy.
:happy:

I dunno when he told me that but smack em for me once will ya.:happy:

[Corpsegrinder]

Actually. Wait. Dont! He'll probably like it!

[Corpsegrinder]

I thought I told you. I stopped by and talked to him. He doesn't do lacing. But go talk to him. He's a great guy.

Please let me do the thinkin man! LOL! I'm only playin whicha! :happy:

[FFsLady]

You can mention our names. If he doesnt remember us, just describe our bikes. :happy: I'll be down that way later in the afternoon, but I'll be in my car cuz I'll be coming from work.

[Corpsegrinder]

You can mention our names. If he doesnt remember us, just describe our bikes. :happy:

Thanx. Will do.

I'll be down that way later in the afternoon, but I'll be in my car cuz I'll be coming from work

So where do ya wanna meet sugar?:tiny:

[FFsLady]

Well, if it's ok w/FF.....at Outback. :Moped:

[AirportFF]

$150 is the going rate :wink_2:

[AirportFF]

BTW....Moroney's Cycle's open house is tomorrow in Newburgh

[LockDown]

First you tie up the woman so she cannot move her arms and legs too much, put on a blindfold on her, then you warm up some massage oil in the microwave (not TOO hot) then whip out the medium sized paint brush and dip it in the massage oil and slowly and methodically paint slow circles, shapes, and lines all over your lovers body. Don't pay TOO much attention any one spot at any time....tease her. Change up where you are painting constantly so she doesn't know where you are going next.....ears, then toes, then belly button, then upper lip (below the nose pervert!). Keep them guessing! Don't just go straight for the nipples then the clit....we aren't 15 anymore afterall!

What do you think ladies?
Am I right?

[Lisa]

First you tie up the woman so she cannot move her arms and legs too much, put on a blindfold on her, then you warm up some massage oil in the microwave (not TOO hot) then whip out the medium sized paint brush and dip it in the massage oil and slowly and methodically paint slow circles, shapes, and lines all over your lovers body. Don't pay TOO much attention any one spot at any time....tease her. Change up where you are painting constantly so she doesn't know where you are going next.....ears, then toes, then belly button, then upper lip (below the nose pervert!). Keep them guessing! Don't just go straight for the nipples then the clit....we aren't 15 anymore afterall!

What do you think ladies?
Am I right?


I'm pretty sure that would work for me! :crazy3: :luxhello:

[AirportFF]

First you tie up the woman so she cannot move her arms and legs too much, put on a blindfold on her, then you warm up some massage oil in the microwave (not TOO hot) then whip out the medium sized paint brush and dip it in the massage oil and slowly and methodically paint slow circles, shapes, and lines all over your lovers body. Don't pay TOO much attention any one spot at any time....tease her. Change up where you are painting constantly so she doesn't know where you are going next.....ears, then toes, then belly button, then upper lip (below the nose pervert!). Keep them guessing!


Then donkey punch her right in the back of the head, and go out drinking :laugh:

[Lisa]

Then donkey punch her right in the back of the head, and go out drinking :laugh:


:no: poor Susan :wink_2:

[FFsLady]

Mmmmmmm Hmmmmmm. I knew the true man would come out sooner or later.
Quite frankly, I'm a bit scared! :no:

[M@Man]

Then donkey punch her right in the back of the head, and go out drinking :laugh:

You left out the part about "gettin' yours" while she's knocked out, and when you go out drinking, make sure it's with her best friend.
That always makes 'em smile! :jester:

M@

P.S. Don't hate me ladies, for my twisted sense of humor. :laugh4:
P.P.S. I'm almost sure that AFF was kiddin' too. :Peace!:

[AirportFF]

P.P.S. I'm almost sure that AFF was kiddin' too. :Peace!:


What?? :wink_2: