The bike or the wife?

[Scott]

Ever have one of those weeks where 1 thing after another just keeps going wrong and by the time you get to the last thing that pisses you off, you have no energy left to get truely pissed off? Welcome to my week. I will spare you the events leading up to yesterday but..... I waited 3 months to have my bike painted. It was a friend of my fathers and he is supposedly good, plus cheaper than most. I finally get it back wed. and it looks good. Not perfect but it really is quality work for what I paid. I laid everything out on a blanket in my garage. My bike and everything is on 1 side and the other side the wife uses for her car. She came home wed night, looked at it and thought the color was nice too. Wed night I stay up until 430am (I am up w/ the kids at 730) mounting shit and running wires, happy as a clam looking forward to saturdays 1st ride of the year. I get a call thurs at work............she forgot that I put the tank and fenders on her side of the garage and proceeded to run into them while pulling into the garage. :no: I don't say a word I just hang up. Like I said, I am drained already from the beginning of the week. Now I get to have it repainted. This time I am going somewhere else to get it done. I just thought I'd share my wonderful week w/ those who can relate! Have a safe holiday!

[NAL]

that "kinda" sucks, but at least you get to redo a paint job that you weren't completely happy with and get what you really want this time

[RAZOR]

that "kinda" sucks, but at least you get to redo a paint job that you weren't completely happy with and get what you really want this time

AND MAKE HER PAY FOR IT AND THEN SOME.

[Paradox]

This will make you feel better....

2 days ago my truck broke down while the wife was driving it and she called my daughter to come pick her up. My daughter arrived in my wifes car only to get hit totaling our Accord while pulling in. As I was driving to the hospital where my daughter was taken by ambulance the front brakes on my bike wore out and I mean metal on metal. Luckily I got there in one piece. Daughter was OK, Wife OK, I'm OK. Got home and no car in the driveway where it was supposed to be towed. Brother came over and we got the Truck home and fixed. Next day we found the car at a impound yard/Body Shop that was trying to rip us off. Went there twice and had to argue with them to get the car released to State Farm. As we were pulling out onto a 8 lane 65 mph road the wife said those fatefull words when she go to the inside lane "Uh Oh... no power" as she mashed on the pedal a few times. I looked over and saw the fuel gauge sitting on empty. Luckily there was a break in the traffic after a few minutes and I managed to push the full size truck across 4 lanes and into a parking lot without getting hit. I walked a 1/2 mile back to a Parts shop to get a gas can. Then 1/2 mile back to the light where the truck was. Managed to cross safely afer several turns of the light. Walked 1/2 mile back to a gas station that was across from the parts store. 1/2 mile back and several turns of the light again I'm pouring two gallons of gas into the truck.

At some point you do stop crying and just start cackling wildly!

[DRFLGD]

Momma said there would be days like this!

Although she never said how many fucking times there would be days like this!

Whata bitch.

[Lizardking]

You put your bike parts on her side of the garage and she ran them over and now your pissed.

Leason learned my friend.

[Scott]

You put your bike parts on her side of the garage and she ran them over and now your pissed.

Leason learned my friend.

LOL, yeah I guess. Only thing that scares me is that is a straight shot into our garage and clear view. I just thank God the kids weren't in there playing. Who knows. But then again, she is blonde and I shoulda known better.

[Dupo]

My kids knocked over my 1st bike. My wife had someone lift it back up where it was and didnt tell me when i got home. 'Course she forgot the kids would come running out telling on the other ones lol.

I didn't know who to be more mad at. The kids for knocking it over or her for trying to cover it up. Not sure how she was gonna explain to me how the bar got bent.

[Lizardking]

In your first post you left out the blonde part.

Now its all making sence.

[pegscraper]

I'm thinking oral sex on demand for the rest of your life..... is in order!

[Lizardking]

I'm thinking oral sex on demand for the rest of your life..... is in order!

With the woman of your choice!

[DRFLGD]

With the woman of your choice!
That would be the only way if your married. Cause all you married men know you dont get nothing after a while.:laugh4:

[pegscraper]

That's why women smile when they walk down the aisle..... NO MORE BLOWJOBS!

[O'Larry]

:crazy3: Jeez Y'all, I worked a few hours yesterday installing a four way flasher on my Sabre, and EVERYTHING came out PERFECT!!!! Does that count in making the horror stories more easily handled????
O'Larry running and ducking for cover!!!!!!:lol:

[Wicked Wanda]

That would be the only way if your married. Cause all you married men know you dont get nothing after a while.:laugh4:

Well, Dr. if you lived up to your name, she'd be coming back for more... :evilgrin:

[Wicked Wanda]

That's why women smile when they walk down the aisle..... NO MORE BLOWJOBS!

I TOLD you, use soap in the shower.... :knife:

Poor Kim...

[DRFLGD]

Well, Dr. if you lived up to your name, she'd be coming back for more... :evilgrin:

Women do come back for more. Just ain't my wife.:smoking:

[asp3132]

Momma said there would be days like this!

Although she never said how many fucking times there would be days like this!

Whata bitch.

So so true brother!!