Mr.Sinister
04-25-2005, 09:31 PM
3451.1
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit," St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit," St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
"So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."