A FF : this will help,

[amazngrace]

As an FF, I know how much you can appreciate
this : :fireman:

[AirportFF]

As an FF, I know how much you can appreciate
this : :fireman:


Yea I've seen that one. That really is "priceless"
Thanks :laugh2:

[SmokeShowin]

I've seen that one too. Unfortunately (oops I mean fortunately) haven't had to do that. YET! :fireman:

[AirportFF]

Their was a bunch of cool ones floating around the net. I remember one from the FDNY where they put the outrigger of the ladder down on the trunk of an illegally parked car. :happy:

[SmokeShowin]

One night a few years bac, me and my buddy Jimmy were working an overnight shift. He was doing truck check on Ladder 1 at beginning of shift. He was putting the outriggers out and all we heard was CRUNCH! Whoever had backed it in last must have parked it a little too far right, front of soda machine got crushed. :happy:

[AirportFF]

One night a few years bac, me and my buddy Jimmy were working an overnight shift. He was doing truck check on Ladder 1 at beginning of shift. He was putting the outriggers out and all we heard was CRUNCH! Whoever had backed it in last must have parked it a little too far right, front of soda machine got crushed. :happy:


Free soda....wooooohoooooo :luxhello:

[SmokeShowin]

WE could probably go on all night with crazy FD stories.

[croach1]

I got to see a fire truck push an illegally parked car out of the way once. Have to admit, it made me laugh.

[AirportFF]

I have one but it's long so bear with me...

The other shift has a probie names James. He's a real skinny nervous type. With a big bowling pin shaped head. He happend to be working on our shift doing a mutual. He didn't know that I had his Nextel ID number and I was over at station 2.

Now you have to see station 2 there is NOTHING to do there. The place sucks the soul out of you. Just two crash trucks and 2 guys. Gets pretty boring fast.

So about 7pm, I keyed up Jim's nextel and didn't say anything. He answered back and asked who it was. I said who the fuck are you and what do you want. He came back and very politely said that you keyed me up sir. I told him that I didn't and he'd better quit fucking around or he was gonna get a beating. This went back and forth for an hour or so. And he was getting really twitchy. I let the boys at station 1 in on it so they could back me up.

Then one time I keyed him I said that I know where you are now asshole thru the GPS system. One of the other guys grabbed his phone and said "Yea asshole I work at Stewart Airport bring it on!!!!" Jimmy almost shit himself right there.
So I said your ass is mine. And left it at that. In the meantime I called Susan at home and had her call station 1 and ask for Jim. When he got on the phone all she said was "I don't know what you did to Hacksaw but he's on his way there."

By this time the guys at station 1 think he's gonna stroke out on them, but they it keep going. I jumped in one of the medical trucks and drove all the way across the airport to the parking lot around the corner from the station.

Then I keyed him up and told him I was outside waiting for him if he was so fucking bad come on out. You could hear the fear in his voice, the guys thought he was going to start crying. I came around the corner and threw the door open and started screaming down the hall. He shot out of the house watch and down the hall so fast I thought he was leaving vapor trails.

Scared the living shit out of him. I think he eventually threw up over it.

It's a classic that will never be duplicated.

[SmokeShowin]

I have one but it's long so bear with me...

The other shift has a probie names James. He's a real skinny nervous type. With a big bowling pin shaped head. He happend to be working on our shift doing a mutual. He didn't know that I had his Nextel ID number and I was over at station 2.

Now you have to see station 2 there is NOTHING to do there. The place sucks the soul out of you. Just two crash trucks and 2 guys. Gets pretty boring fast.

So about 7pm, I keyed up Jim's nextel and didn't say anything. He answered back and asked who it was. I said who the fuck are you and what do you want. He came back and very politely said that you keyed me up sir. I told him that I didn't and he'd better quit fucking around or he was gonna get a beating. This went back and forth for an hour or so. And he was getting really twitchy. I let the boys at station 1 in on it so they could back me up.

Then one time I keyed him I said that I know where you are now asshole thru the GPS system. One of the other guys grabbed his phone and said "Yea asshole I work at Stewart Airport bring it on!!!!" Jimmy almost shit himself right there.
So I said your ass is mine. And left it at that. In the meantime I called Susan at home and had her call station 1 and ask for Jim. When he got on the phone all she said was "I don't know what you did to Hacksaw but he's on his way there."

By this time the guys at station 1 think he's gonna stroke out on them, but they it keep going. I jumped in one of the medical trucks and drove all the way across the airport to the parking lot around the corner from the station.

Then I keyed him up and told him I was outside waiting for him if he was so fucking bad come on out. You could hear the fear in his voice, the guys thought he was going to start crying. I came around the corner and threw the door open and started screaming down the hall. He shot out of the house watch and down the hall so fast I thought he was leaving vapor trails.

Scared the living shit out of him. I think he eventually threw up over it.

It's a classic that will never be duplicated.

ROFLMFAO!!! That is classic dude! :luxhello:

[AirportFF]

Ok here's a couple more from work

We have this fat bald guy named Mac. Look like a cross between Minnie me and Uncle Fester. And he's a genius of prank phone calls.

1) Called up one of the guys houses when he knew that the parents weren't home and the kids would get the phone and said "Yea this is Bob Smith from Acme pools. I just want to leave a message for your Dad that we'll be there first thing in the morning to start installing the inground pool."

2) Called the same guys house around Christmas when the PS2 first came out and left a message on the machine that the 2 Playstations 2's were in and could be picked up anytime.

3) We had a guy there named Jeff and it was the day before christmas and their fridge died. They were scheduled to have the new one delivered by sears on Christmas eve day. So Mac calls Jeffs wife and tells her that he's from Sears and that they can't deliver the fridge until after the first of the year. She's flipping out on the phone and he says he's sorry but there was a problem with the scheduling.
She gets in her car and flies down to Sears and starts reaming the appliance guy a new ass and making a scene in the store. In the meantime the real Sears delivery guy is at her house beating on the door with the fridge. They eventually got it late that evening. She still doesn't talk to Mac.

I firmly believe that we have way too much time on our hands....

[SmokeShowin]

I love it. If its a story involving me it sometimes involves some sort of damage.

We were responing to a call one night, as my partner pulled out of the station, I hit the remote for the overhead door. Nothing. Hit it again, nothing. When we got back I went into the station to watch the back of the truck so it wouldn't hit heaters (tight fit). As Mac backed up the ramp, SMASH! There go the rear rotating lights. Apparently when I hit the button, the door only game down an inch or two, not enough to even notice. Like I said, tight fit. If we used any water off truck it had to be refilled before going back into station or truck would sit too high.
The bitch of it was it was a new E-One we had gotten a couple of weeeks earlier! Needless to say, the Chief had the lights remounted lower on the rear of the truck.

[Rhino]

Ok here's a couple more from work

We have this fat bald guy named Mac. Look like a cross between Minnie me and Uncle Fester. And he's a genius of prank phone calls.

1) Called up one of the guys houses when he knew that the parents weren't home and the kids would get the phone and said "Yea this is Bob Smith from Acme pools. I just want to leave a message for your Dad that we'll be there first thing in the morning to start installing the inground pool."

2) Called the same guys house around Christmas when the PS2 first came out and left a message on the machine that the 2 Playstations 2's were in and could be picked up anytime.

3) We had a guy there named Jeff and it was the day before christmas and their fridge died. They were scheduled to have the new one delivered by sears on Christmas eve day. So Mac calls Jeffs wife and tells her that he's from Sears and that they can't deliver the fridge until after the first of the year. She's flipping out on the phone and he says he's sorry but there was a problem with the scheduling.
She gets in her car and flies down to Sears and starts reaming the appliance guy a new ass and making a scene in the store. In the meantime the real Sears delivery guy is at her house beating on the door with the fridge. They eventually got it late that evening. She still doesn't talk to Mac.

I firmly believe that we have way too much time on our hands....

ROFLMAO!!! Opened up a whole new set of ideas for me.

[AirportFF]

Like I said the guy is a master................. :happy:

[Lisa]

Funny stuff :lol: