Dear Wanda

[blckdrgntt]

Dear Wanda,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving
off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Honda Shadow Spirit 750 motorcycle
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of
the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Honda, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Blckdrgntt

[Gaylord]

Not addressed to me. How ever ,good 1. Check bike in the light of day, may have been something just got spilled on it (beer shines in the dark)

[Wicked Wanda]

Dear Wanda,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but
she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving
off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Honda Shadow Spirit 750 motorcycle
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of
the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my Honda, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Blckdrgntt

Dear Blackie....

Appreciate you seeking my infinite wisdom. Cut the wife a break, I mean JEEZ, you married her at what? 12?? LIGHTEN UP! Let her have some fun - it'll be good for you both. Maybe she'll bring a friend home :grin: Tell Pegs we all said "hey".

Regarding the bike - OMG?! Do you need me to come over? Get her to the dealer immediately for service. This cannot wait! Do it now!!! What the hell are you waiting for??? Take no chances :no:

Affectionally,

WW :kiss:

[Wicked Wanda]

Not addressed to me. How ever ,good 1. Check bike in the light of day, may have been something just got spilled on it (beer shines in the dark)

Ummmm....your name ain't WANDA, right? Then shut your damn piehole! :whip: :whip:

Jeez-o-pete, your as bad as Miclash! :grin:

[miclash1]

Ummmm....your name ain't WANDA, right? Then shut your damn piehole! :whip: :whip:

Jeez-o-pete, your as bad as Miclash! :grin:


LMAO

I HAVE MY OWN ADVICE THREAD........

BUT AS FAR AS THE OIL LEAKING, MAYBE HE CAN HAVE JAJARA CHANGE THE OIL FOR HIM.... FROM WHAT I HEAR, HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT NOW THAT HE ASKED MIS HOW TO....

[miclash1]

wanda,

i found a cool bike for you...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CUSTOM-BIKE-WITH-LOUIS-VUITTON-THEM-CANDY-PINK-LOOK_W0QQitemZ320059303045QQihZ011QQcategoryZ50008QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


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http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/s.gif<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD colSpan=2>Vehicle Description </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top align=left><TD width=8>
</TD><TD width=770><!--/EBAY_AUTO_SYITEMPLATE1-->This is an extremely modified custom one of a kind motorcycle with LOUIS VUITTON covered seat, makeup bag, and emblems ghosted in paint. We are selling both our bikes because my wife is having a baby, you can see the other bike that is avialable on e-bay in the last picture. everything has been customized and changed. starting with the paint, it is a carrizma color paint with gold base then candy fuchsia then the emblems then numerous clear coats, pictures cannot do this proffessional paintjob justice. Check out the website www.carrizmacolors.com (http://www.carrizmacolors.com/) for the true bike color! The seat is actual Louis Vuitton fabric direct from the factory and professionally sewn (the LV's match at the seam). there is a custom LV makeup bag on the front. the pipes are changed from two to one to a staight pipe setup, it has a great pop to it. we have either covered it with chrome or replaced it. Raidiator, upper forks, front blinkers, horn, new straight handlebars, mirrors, grips, foot pegs, all rear lights, we built a custom diamond plate plate holder, embedded the rear blinkers, supercharger kit. there is much much more done to this bike. we have two helmets painted to match the bike that go with the sale. My wife hass put 40 miles on the bike since the complete customization (x-mas present last year). this bike is amazing, comfortable to ride, and gets looks everywhere. please ask any and all questions.

Sorry the ad was ended by ebay along with everything else we had listed. See airboat and other two-tone 2004 honda shadow. I don't know what happend but sorry for the inconvenience.

We have had an extreme amount of fraud on our account, and again our ads were all ended early. I am relisting this bike at a starting price of 6000.00 This is a steal!!!

<HR>On Dec-05-06 at 07:32:32 PST, seller added the following information: This is not manufactured by Louis Vuitton. This bike only has Louis Vuitton Fabric and Logos on it. Please email if you have any questions.
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[Wicked Wanda]

ohhhhh, puh-lease! Louis??? That's so K-mart. LV has to be one of the most ripped-off designs...between that and Prada. :laugh4:

If the seat had fabric from Hermes', maybe we could talk...

Thanks for keeping a girl in mind though :thumbsup: