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pegscraper
10-06-2006, 11:09 AM
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the
caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just
some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a
car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and
walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at
all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.
This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched
the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
that I should never touch her personal property, then accused
me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think
deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
decided I was going to park my Harley XFLTNBYXHEI next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at
that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed a
small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between
the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you
think I should take it back to the dealer?

Razor

RAZOR
10-06-2006, 11:20 AM
:laugh4: :laugh4:


NOT A TRUE STORY. WE ALL KNOW OUR SS750 DONT LEAK OIL...:rolleyes3 :rolleyes3

pegscraper
10-06-2006, 11:20 AM
Ask Sin

RAZOR
10-06-2006, 11:21 AM
Ask Sin


HE'LL SAY IT DID/NT LEAK IT EXPLODED..

pegscraper
10-06-2006, 11:29 AM
Still a funny story. I can change it to a Harley if you like

MISpiritRider
10-06-2006, 11:30 AM
HE'LL SAY IT DID/NT LEAK IT EXPLODED..

HI-JACK - is that the single carb problems he had??? I read that he was having problems, but never saw his post that said it blew up...

pegscraper
10-06-2006, 11:31 AM
Changed. Is it funny now?

pegscraper
10-06-2006, 11:32 AM
HI-JACK - is that the single carb problems he had??? I read that he was having problems, but never saw his post that said it blew up...


He hasn't been on for a while but it may be related....

RAZOR
10-06-2006, 11:33 AM
:heh_heh: NOW WHAT WAS I DOING OUT HERE BY MY BIKE FOR ANYWAY..


:dunno: most not have been that important,

wife comes walking around the corner.
razor-- son of a bitch..:madani:
wife-- :stunned: (thinking ohh my god he caught me oh my god)
razor-- will you look at that.:no:
wife-- honey i could explain.:cry:
razor-- yeah i would like some explaination too..
wife-- well see you have'nt been -(interupted)-
razor-- how in the fuck is this thing leaking...I CANT BELIEVE IT.
............I guess your gonna have to pick me up tomorrow after i drop her off.
wife-- uuhhh uhh oohh k..
razor-- so how was you night with your lady friends..


:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: