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jhondatech
04-09-2005, 11:20 PM
Excuse, me are those things real?
FFsLady
04-10-2005, 07:36 PM
what things?
AirportFF
04-10-2005, 07:47 PM
I think the ears in the sigpic......
jhondatech
04-10-2005, 08:21 PM
"Ask Susan" is to ask a woman anything with out being slapped. So I figured that was a question I've wanted to ask some women but have been affraid of being slapped.
You know you go into a place witha smokin chick with real nice titties and you want to ask Are those things real? but you know you shouldn't.

jhondatech :Boobs:
RustyJake
04-10-2005, 10:02 PM
That's not the question that will get you slapped, it's the "oh, how many months along are you?" to her friend standing next to her.
M@Man
04-10-2005, 10:57 PM
And if they ask you "Does this make me look fat?"

DO NOT TRY TO ANSWER!

The only thing you can do it RUN!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Although, in a situation like let's say...An ugly chick keeps askin' you out.
Just ask her this question...

"Do you take it in the moon?"

%98 will answer no. Then reply...

"A guys gotta have his standards"

For the other %2 that answer yes...see the answer to the first question of this post. :lol:

More words of wisdom on women brought to you by...
M@ :grin:
FFsLady
04-11-2005, 10:37 AM
"Ask Susan" is to ask a woman anything with out being slapped. So I figured that was a question I've wanted to ask some women but have been affraid of being slapped.
You know you go into a place witha smokin chick with real nice titties and you want to ask Are those things real? but you know you shouldn't.

jhondatech :Boobs:

LOL!!!
BTW..that pic is just plain disturbing! Hope it's not anyone you know!
FFsLady
04-11-2005, 10:39 AM
That's not the question that will get you slapped, it's the "oh, how many months along are you?" to her friend standing next to her.
Holy Crap!! that reminded me of the time that my brother got fired for asking a women "Who's the father?" They called it sexual harrassment. I called it stupid.
Lisa
04-12-2005, 09:19 AM
"Ask Susan" is to ask a woman anything with out being slapped. So I figured that was a question I've wanted to ask some women but have been affraid of being slapped.
You know you go into a place witha smokin chick with real nice titties and you want to ask Are those things real? but you know you shouldn't.

jhondatech :Boobs:


they're real and they are spectacular! :crazy3:
FFsLady
04-12-2005, 05:27 PM
:happy: LOL :happy: I love seinfeld!