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SmokeShowin
09-23-2006, 12:17 AM
So I'm leaving the post office here in town. I'm driving through the lot in the plaza to head down the street into RI and look at some Nissan Titans. I see a cop driving through the lot and wave, I graduated with him and he used to be on the FD with me. He turns his cruiser and gets right behind me. We get out on the street and he throws his lights on. I pull into a parking lot and put the car in park. He comes up to my car standing REAL close to it, and says "Afternoon sir." I lean out the window and say "Greg, what's going on?"
He looks shocked for a sec and then smiles and shakes my hand (He didn't recognize me at first with the goatee growing in.)
He proceeds to tell me that I matched the description of a suspect in an armed bank robbery that just happened right near the post office! He was mid 30's wearing a dark hat and a red shirt. Exactly what I was wearing! I asked if he had a description on the car and he said the guy took off on foot.
Needless to say I was shitting rivets until I got home. I had to go to my bank in RI, and there were cops everywhere. I thought sure they'd pull me over too.
Turns out 2 banks in my town got robbed within 30 minutes as well as two more in nearby cities. In one of them, the guy even fired a shot.
What a great afternoon.

Free Spirit
09-23-2006, 07:06 AM
Good thing the first cop new ya and warned ya that they had your description :stunned:

tonefight
09-23-2006, 10:29 AM
So how much money did ya get outta the 2 banks ?

pegscraper
09-23-2006, 12:23 PM
Good thing ya didn't get caught. Now you gotta split the money with us or we'll tell on ya, brutha!

SmokeShowin
09-23-2006, 12:27 PM
I'd have to be an idiot.

1. I know just about all the cops here, so they'd definately be able to identify me from camera.

2. If it was me, would I wave at a cop and get his attention.

3. What crook wears a RED shirt to rob a bank! What a dope.

dakota99rt
09-23-2006, 02:10 PM
I'd have to be an idiot.

1. I know just about all the cops here, so they'd definately be able to identify me from camera.
Yet your growing a beard so they wont recognize you

2. If it was me, would I wave at a cop and get his attention.
becouse you wanna look innocent

3. What crook wears a RED shirt to rob a bank! What a dope.
to blend in with all the other guys wearing red flannel?


and you were nervouse the rest of the way home..... Guilty concious maybe?? if you did nothing wrong then you dont need to be afraid.........
so we all KNOW you did it now....... we all want our cut or were gonna rat ya out!
:lol:

SmokeShowin
09-23-2006, 02:35 PM
to blend in with all the other guys wearing red flannel?


and you were nervouse the rest of the way home..... Guilty concious maybe?? if you did nothing wrong then you dont need to be afraid.........
so we all KNOW you did it now....... we all want our cut or were gonna rat ya out!
:lol:

Red flannel! I ain't no redneck and it was 70 degress!

And I didn't go home either, was doing errands including going to my bank. Reason I was nervous is EP cops are over-zealous sometimes. They would have had guns drawn and everything. Found out from my buddy that Thursday one of them drove his cruiser into a ditch that his construction company had dug! :lol:

pegscraper
09-23-2006, 03:11 PM
Red flannel! I ain't no redneck and it was 70 degress! It was short sleeve flannel!

And I didn't go home either, was doing errands including going to rob my bank. Reason I was nervous is EP cops are over-zealous sometimes and I was feeling guilty. They would have had guns drawn and everything. Found out from my buddy that Thursday one of them drove his cruiser into a ditch that his construction company had dug! :lol:

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SmokeShowin
09-23-2006, 03:19 PM
That is SOOOOOOOOOO not funny. :no:

jrod1970
09-23-2006, 09:04 PM
I'd have to be an idiot.

1. I know just about all the cops here, so they'd definately be able to identify me from camera.

2. If it was me, would I wave at a cop and get his attention.

3. What crook wears a RED shirt to rob a bank! What a dope.

when the fuck are you gonna send me my cut you fucker!:lol:

pegscraper
09-24-2006, 10:48 AM
That is SOOOOOOOOOO not funny. :no:

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Free Spirit
09-25-2006, 09:05 AM
Red flannel! I ain't no redneck and it was 70 degress!

And I didn't go home either, was doing errands including going to my bank. Reason I was nervous is EP cops are over-zealous sometimes. They would have had guns drawn and everything. Found out from my buddy that Thursday one of them drove his cruiser into a ditch that his construction company had dug! :lol:



Whassa matter boy... aint ya never hear'd of tearin them sleeves off when it gits hot...

Sounds like they aren't over-bright though!!!:lol:

RAZOR
09-25-2006, 10:28 AM
I'd have to be an idiot.

1. I know just about all the cops here, so they'd definately be able to identify me from camera.

2. If it was me, would I wave at a cop and get his attention.

3. What crook wears a RED shirt to rob a bank! What a dope.





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SmokeShowin
09-25-2006, 06:09 PM
Called the police station tonight. They showed surveillance pics of the two guys. The cops know one guy. They showed the video of the guy that fired a shot in the bank. My mother saw it and said it looks exactly like a stock boy that worked where she works and who got canned for stealing earlier this year.