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[labman]

Ask a woman without getting slapped? what could i ask that would get me slapped?:beatnik2:

[jrod1970]

Ask a woman without getting slapped? what could i ask that would get me slapped?:beatnik2:

#1, you are a fucking noob!!! fuck off noob!!

and #2, you are a fucking noob!!!

welcome to shadowriders!!
please dont take the abuse to heart,
but if you do, here is a site for you,
http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/

enjoy!!:thumbsup:

[dakota99rt]

ask her if you can put some sauce in her taco!

[jrod1970]

ask her if you can put some sauce in her taco!

OUCH!:stunned:

[Wicked Wanda]

ask her if you can put some sauce in her taco!

Uh huh...and that'll get YOU smacked :whip:

Don't teach the Noobs bad habits! :happy2:

[Wicked Wanda]

Ask a woman without getting slapped? what could i ask that would get me slapped?:beatnik2:

Given this crowd, I doubt you could ask me anything that hasn't been already... :freak:

Welcome to the site - join in the fun :grin:

[dakota99rt]

well that WOULD do it wouldnt it? :spank: :spank me :assbeat: :whip:

[jrod1970]

you are sooo bad:lol:

[Its_on_ now]

Any Quagmire question would with normal girls...

IE - You would sleep with a stranger? No! Hello, my name is...

Or... Are your breasts real? I don't think they are. Do you mind if I check for myself?

:laugh4:

[jrod1970]

I LOVE TO GIVE FREE BREAST EXAMS!!:happy:

[miclash1]

Given this crowd, I doubt you could ask me anything that hasn't been already... :freak:

Welcome to the site - join in the fun :grin:


ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning??? works for me everytime!

[Wicked Wanda]

ask her how she likes her eggs in the morning??? works for me everytime!

hmmm....I'm not a big fan of eggs but I do love bacon :devilish:

[miclash1]

hmmm....I'm not a big fan of eggs but I do love bacon :devilish:




i got one: ask if she is tired? when she says why do you ask? reply cuz you have been running thru my mind all day long..

or is that cheeze

[Wicked Wanda]

Any Quagmire question would with normal girls...

IE - You would sleep with a stranger? No! Hello, my name is...

Or... Are your breasts real? I don't think they are. Do you mind if I check for myself?

:laugh4:

mmmmm...is that a smoked sausage in your pants or are you just happy to see Jrod?! :stunned:

:laugh4:

[Wicked Wanda]

i got one: ask if she is tired? when she says why do you ask? reply cuz you have been running thru my mind all day long..

or is that cheeze


That's a little cheezy...would definitely :rolleyes3 and saunter away to the next victim... :kiss:

[pegscraper]

Uh huh...and that'll get YOU smacked :whip:

Don't teach the Noobs bad habits! :happy2:

Hey Wanda,
Can I put some sauce on your taco after a little game of hide the salami???? :assbeat:

(waiting for answer but I know it works every time!)

[miclash1]

Hey Wanda,
Can I put some sauce on your taco after a little game of hide the salami???? :assbeat:

(waiting for answer but I know it works every time!)


hell if you have a salami for a wanker, j-rod might want you to hide it in him.:crazy3:

[pegscraper]

I'm not gay like jrod.... most chicks really like the "curve" of it!:laugh4:

[miclash1]

lol mine to curves way to the left. they call me u-turn no joke im as serious as cancer.

[RAZOR]

lol mine to curves way to the left. they call me u-turn no joke im as serious as cancer.

YEAH THEY PROLLY TELL YOU,,, U-TURN AROUND AND GET THAT NASTY LOOKIN
THING OUT OF HERE.

[miclash1]

YEAH THEY PROLLY TELL YOU,,, U-TURN AROUND AND GET THAT NASTY LOOKIN
THING OUT OF HERE.


lMAO no they liked it.

[jrod1970]

I'm not gay like jrod.... most chicks really like the "curve" of it!:laugh4:

what curve??
tiny said you have a man-jina:stunned:

[jrod1970]

hell if you have a salami for a wanker, j-rod might want you to hide it in him.:crazy3:

and as for you miclash,
its not me that wants the salami, that would be razor!!:grin:

[Wicked Wanda]

Hey Wanda,
Can I put some sauce on your taco after a little game of hide the salami???? :assbeat:

(waiting for answer but I know it works every time!)

:thinking: After a significant amount of deliberation....NO

[Wicked Wanda]

lol mine to curves way to the left. they call me u-turn no joke im as serious as cancer.

hmmmm....so if "it" sees a woman and does a u-turn...that sounds pretty GAY to me! :freak:

:kiss:

[jrod1970]

hmmmm....so if "it" sees a woman and does a u-turn...that sounds pretty GAY to me! :freak:

:kiss:

it's always the one you least expect!:no:

btw........i had my name changed to Dave:kiss:

[miclash1]

hmmmm....so if "it" sees a woman and does a u-turn...that sounds pretty GAY to me! :freak:

:kiss:



good one. no i'm not gay--------- I'M ALL ABOUT THE VAGINE:Boobs:

[Wicked Wanda]

it's always the one you least expect!:no:

btw........i had my name changed to Dave:kiss:

REALLY?! And what did Emily think about that? :laugh4: :thumbsup:

[jrod1970]

REALLY?! And what did Emily think about that? :laugh4: :thumbsup:

she dont know bout us yet:grin3:

[Wicked Wanda]

good one. no i'm not gay--------- I'M ALL ABOUT THE MAN-GINA

I've heard that about you... :thumbsup:

[jrod1970]

good one. yes i'm gay--------- I'M ALL ABOUT THE BIG MAN MEAT!:happy:

i knew it!!

HOMO!

[Wicked Wanda]

she dont know bout us yet:grin3:

YET?! Darlin', I don't do 3-somes and I don't like to share playtoys! LOL :laugh4:

[jrod1970]

YET?! Darlin', I don't do 3-somes and I don't like to share playtoys! LOL :laugh4:

there's always a first time for everything:laugh4:

[miclash1]

[quote=Wicked Wanda]I've heard that YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A RHINO, CAN I COME OVER AND PLAY?






PLEASE WANDA STOP TRYING TO COME ONTO ME. I AM A MARRIED MAN WITH THREE CHILDREN. Mabey in another life you would have a shot.

[jrod1970]

[quote=Wicked Wanda]I've heard that YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A RHINO, CAN I COME OVER AND PLAY?






please help me wanda, i am a woman trapped inside a mans body with hot desire for jrod, i want him soo bad!!

DAMN DUDE!! keep it to yourself, i like chicks, not dicks:dizzy:

[miclash1]

[quote=miclash1]

DAMN DUDE!! keep it to yourself, i like chicks, not dicks:dizzy:



J-ROD YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN. YOU ARE QUICK WITH THE COMEBACKS. I AM PISSING MY PANTS HERE..... YOUR FUNNY DUDE.

[jrod1970]

[quote=jrod1970]



J-ROD YOU SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN. YOU ARE QUICK WITH THE COMEBACKS. I AM PISSING MY PANTS HERE..... YOUR FUNNY DUDE.

you aint seen shit yet!!:thumbsup:

[Wicked Wanda]

I've heard that YOU ARE HUNG LIKE A RHINO, CAN I COME OVER AND PLAY?

Quit intercepting the e-mails to my hubby dammit! LOL

PLEASE WANDA STOP TRYING TO COME ONTO ME. I AM A MARRIED MAN WITH THREE CHILDREN. Mabey in another life you would have a shot.

Well, if we apply Pegs' logic :freak: ....you're married, I'm married, so we're married too - what's the problem?! :rolleyes3 :grin:

[Wicked Wanda]

there's always a first time for everything:laugh4:

Who says I haven't?! I said I don't care for them... :sneaky:

[jrod1970]

Who says I haven't?! I said I don't care for them... :sneaky:

hmmm, well, one on one is always fun:happy:

[Wicked Wanda]

I AM PISSING MY PANTS HERE.....

OH, THAT'S SEXY! :lol: :no:

[Wicked Wanda]

hmmm, well, one on one is always fun:happy:

ohhhhh, that rhymes...LMAO :laugh4:

[jrod1970]

OH, THAT'S SEXY! :lol: :no:

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!

[miclash1]

hmmm, well, one on one is always fun:happy:


thats cuz your a one pump jump.

[jrod1970]

thats cuz your a one sexy man i want to cram my man meat in you hot sexy ass!! mmmmmm i am soo horney for you!!:cry2:

OK DUDE THATS ENOUGH, I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN AND I LIKE PUSSY, YOU WANT GAY SHIT, TALK TO RAZOR!!:no: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

[miclash1]

OK DUDE THATS ENOUGH, I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN AND I THOUGHT I LIKED PUSSY, YOU WANT GAY SHIT, TALK TO RAZOR!! THATS WHAT I DID, AND NOW THAT I AM OUT OF THE CLOSET I FEEL SO LIBERATED...I LOVE SUCKING HIS DICK, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL.:no: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:


i knew it. i should have picked it up when you told me you ride an 1100. you must love that vibration between your ass crack.... fag!!!!!!!!!!

[jrod1970]

i knew it. i should have picked it up when you told me you ride an 1100. you must love that vibration between your ass crack.... fag!!!!!!!!!!

nice burn!!!

you are alright!:jamming:

[RAZOR]

i knew it. i should have picked it up when you told me you ride an 1100. you must love that vibration between your ass crack.... fag!!!!!!!!!!


he does have a point there jrod-- you did tell me you like to ride about
45-50 mph in first gear...:happy2:

[jrod1970]

he does have a point there jrod-- you did tell me you like to ride about
45-50 mph in first gear...:happy2:

you better watch out buddy, dont forget about where you are going for vacation, remember, "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas!":stunned:

[RAZOR]

you better watch out buddy, dont forget about where you are going for vacation, remember, "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas!":stunned:
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME TO A SHEMALE STRIPCLUB.

[jrod1970]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ME TO A SHEMALE STRIPCLUB.

i might.......:no:

[RAZOR]

:no: :no: WANDA ALL THES GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TREAT YOU, COME WITH ME.
LETS GO FOR A WALK.:cool4:

[jrod1970]

:no: :no: WANDA ALL THES GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TREAT YOU, COME WITH ME.
LETS GO FOR A WALK.:cool4:

http://www.xtreme2k2.com/images/smilies/bart6.gif

[Wicked Wanda]

:no: :no: WANDA ALL THES GUYS DONT KNOW HOW TREAT YOU, COME WITH ME.
LETS GO FOR A WALK.:cool4:

hmmmm, that sounds like a command...I don't respond to demands! :furious2:

:grin3:

[jrod1970]

hmmmm, that sounds like a command...I don't respond to demands! :furious2:

:grin3:

here, Wanda, would you like to go on a nice walk on this beutiful day, i would love it if you would, there are more things in this world that are beutiful, but you are the most beutiful of all :happy:

[Wicked Wanda]

Why, Jeremy, that sounds wonderful. :kiss:

[jrod1970]

Why, Jeremy, that sounds wonderful. :kiss:

see, it takes the right words and you melt in my arms:thumbsup:

or

Aimeriez-vous avoir un dîner agréable à un grand restrant que je sens vous apprécierez ?

[Wicked Wanda]

I don't know about melting but it will turn my head...interest me. Most men bark orders, I don't like that. Fortunately, Bones has never tried it with me.


Le dîner serait - merveilleux rien fantaisie. Suivi d'une flânerie sous tient le premier rôle. Merci de me demander tellement poliment.

[jrod1970]

I don't know about melting but it will turn my head...interest me. Most men bark orders, I don't like that. Fortunately, Bones has never tried it with me.


Le dîner serait - merveilleux rien fantaisie. Suivi d'une flânerie sous tient le premier rôle. Merci de me demander tellement poliment.

Ce sera un temps merveilleux !

[RAZOR]

I don't know about melting but it will turn my head...interest me. Most men bark orders, I don't like that. Fortunately, Bones has never tried it with me.


Le dîner serait - merveilleux rien fantaisie. Suivi d'une flânerie sous tient le premier rôle. Merci de me demander tellement poliment.


BARK BARK BARK!!!!

[jrod1970]

BARK BARK BARK!!!!

roflmao!!
more like a chiuauha
yip! yip! yip!

[Wicked Wanda]

Le plus sans aucun doute! Vous devez amener la famille aussi.

L'hamburger Roi? LMAO!!! :kiss:

[RAZOR]

roflmao!!
more like a chiuauha
yip! yip! yip!


MORE LIKE A WIENER DOG HUH? WANDA?

[Wicked Wanda]

MORE LIKE A WIENER DOG HUH? WANDA?

Yep, just like my little red hairy butt at home.

Here's some chicken jerky sweetie, let Momma tie you out on your lead in the backyard so you can lay in the sun. :kiss:

[RAZOR]

Yep, just like my little red hairy butt at home.

Here's some chicken jerky sweetie, let Momma tie you out on your lead in the backyard so you can lay in the sun. :kiss:

OOOOOO MOMMA.

[jrod1970]

Le plus sans aucun doute! Vous devez amener la famille aussi.

L'hamburger Roi? LMAO!!! :kiss:

no, no burger king wanda:thumbsdow

[dakota99rt]

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then, can we just practice?

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without
mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

I am a magical being, take off your bra.

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!


I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these
condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?"

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the
floor.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the
word.

What can I do to make you sleep with me?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed,
subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. Your face or
MINE!? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my
place, tail at yours. I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way
straight to your heart...

Nice legs, lets eat out.

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and
you blow the fuck outta me!

Hi my name is(your name), did I mention I have a penis.

My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some
mouth-to-mouth?

Show me your pussy!

If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?

If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no)
say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.

Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?

Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

You look a lot like my future wife.

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

What do you like for breakfast?

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I want to call your mother and thank her.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

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[jrod1970]

IN THE WORDS OF MICLASH1....