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[Hillbilly]

Was out riding today & what to my wonderous eyes should appear?
Why it was a trashbag full of pop cans that had fallen off the truck that had just passed. I looked up ahead & saw nothing but flashing silver directly ahead & covering the entire road @ 60 + MPH. They were bouncing & sliding everywhere.
My first thought was OH SHIT !!! Got er wowed down & made it thru, but not without almost having to change the old shorts.
The moral to this story is "be on your toes out there" anything can happen !!!

[Mr.Sinister]

Perhaps you should change your name to stain collector . Or Can catcher . Glad you are OK .

[Lisa]

good thing you made it through safely :ride:

[Hillbilly]

Perhaps I should change it to shout, cause shout gets the stain out.
Now, how do I get the ridge outta the seat? :help:
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[Mr.Sinister]

Shave it down with an electrick carving knife and recover with marine grade so nobody see's the stain .

[Hillbilly]

You misunderstand..........I meant the seat !!!!!!!!! :laugh:
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[homero427]

i know how you feel man,,,yesterday at an intersection, i was traveling about 45 mph, i was going straight and this idiote was signaling left,,,,so there i was(i have the right of way) i was closing in on the center of the intersection and the dumbass took the turn and i was about 3 feet from hitting his right rear fender,,,what piss me the fuck off, is that he seen me...so i pulled over and smoke bout 3 smokes back to back man,,i felt like my heart hit the bottom of my ass..my first thought was the bike at that very moment and then I. Kentucky is no fault state...

[NCARCER8EM]

Similiar thing - guy had the bag in the back of his truck and they were flying out one at a time about 10-15 seconds apart. I was swerving like a fool!

[amazngrace]

i know how you feel man,,,yesterday at an intersection, i was traveling about 45 mph, i was going straight and this idiote was signaling left,,,,so there i was(i have the right of way) i was closing in on the center of the intersection and the dumbass took the turn and i was about 3 feet from hitting his right rear fender,,,what piss me the fuck off, is that he seen me...so i pulled over and smoke bout 3 smokes back to back man,,i felt like my heart hit the bottom of my ass..my first thought was the bike at that very moment and then I. Kentucky is no fault state...

I know Virginia is NOT a no fault state, but I'm a little hazy on how this no fault stuff
works,, ?

[AirportFF]

Was out riding today & what to my wonderous eyes should appear?
Why it was a trashbag full of pop cans that had fallen off the truck that had just passed. I looked up ahead & saw nothing but flashing silver directly ahead & covering the entire road @ 60 + MPH. They were bouncing & sliding everywhere.
My first thought was OH SHIT !!! Got er wowed down & made it thru, but not without almost having to change the old shorts.
The moral to this story is "be on your toes out there" anything can happen !!!


Just be glad that you didn't hit the homeless guy that Im sure was gonna bolt out of the woods to get the cans.

Glad your ok :happy:

[NoizeBoy]

Michigan IS a no-fault state also. As I understand it, if you're in an accident, no matter who is at fault, your insurrance pays for your vehicle, his insurrance pays for his. So if some asshole is tailgaiting me and hits me from behind, my insurrance pays for my vehicle (and the rates go up).

Luckily, I haven't had the occasion to find out exactly how it works yet, but the whole ideas can suck a fart out of my ass.

[- D -]

.. know the feeling .. I was doing about 75 down the highway and seen this flashing comming into my lane.. turned out it was the broken handle of a broom stick. The flashing was the clean wood of the break as the handle was brown. not something I would have like to hit.. .

then there is always the barrel that gets blown into the road on a windy day.. usually around a corner . .nice ......

[homero427]

(no fault state) so all the traffic rules go out the window... how about when you speeding? unsafe change lane? tail gating! then you get pulled over,,but did not cause an accident, you get a fine ,,but its not my fault!!! basically if i want a new front tire and forks, headlight, just tail gate and get in an accident and my insurance will go up, but i will get new shit...hhhmmmmmmmm??? i like no fault state... if you are an insurance agent, this paragraph is just a illusion....

[HSGear]

That's when it's time to play moto-polo - drop a foot and start kicking them as they go past!