Strip Poker Run!!

[Shadow]

Strip Poker 4
Portland, OR
Sponsored by : Strip Poker
A poker run to Portlands top exotic dance clubs. Sign up: Sat June 4th at the Acropolis, 8325 SE Mcloughlin Blvd 1pm thru 2:30pm, $10 per hand.
Adults only please.
Additional information available at:
Phone: (503) - 231 - 9611

[Mr.Sinister]

What is a poker run anyway ?

[RustyJake]

What is a poker run anyway ?
It's a ride consisting of stops. At each stop you are given a deck of cards to cut or a packet containing a card. Best hand wins, just like in Poker. There are usually prizes for other hands as well.
Given this one is sponsered by strip clubs, I would assume that the stops would be at supporting establishments.
It's not a race, so you can drive at your liesure and it's 'the luck of the draw'.

[Mr.Sinister]

Thanks! You going to come down for that one ? It sounds like alota fun !

[Shadow]

Hopefully the best hand gets a lap dance!!

[HSGear]

Or a hand job to go with the $50 drink she asks you to buy her.

[Mr.Sinister]

I do believe that would get a stripper killed in SE PDX ! A dime bag of meth will make her and the bartender disappear for good :stunned: and still leave 40 one's to tip with .

[AirportFF]

The only thing I've ever one at one of them was a jar of salsa....no shit!!!

[Mr.Sinister]

Was it good salsa ? Aw who are we kidding this is about pussy , steaks , beer , and bikes . Paying 10 bones and calling it a poker run lets us off with the wife . If only this had some fishing and fighting involved it would cover all my bases .

[Shadow]

Shameless bump....

Weather looks good for it, so far.
Should be a great time!!.



:Mrs. AJ: :zee girl: :Jeep Gal:

[Mr.Sinister]

Shadow, are we the only 2 hetro guys in Pdx on this board ? I am still on for tomarrow . Rain or shine . I had a warm up breakfast at the Acrop yesterday . Giant steak 2eggs hash browns and 4 pieces of wheat toast for 5 bucks . I can't wait for more Acrop food !

[Shadow]

Shadow, are we the only 2 hetro guys in Pdx on this board ? I am still on for tomarrow . Rain or shine . I had a warm up breakfast at the Acrop yesterday . Giant steak 2eggs hash browns and 4 pieces of wheat toast for 5 bucks . I can't wait for more Acrop food !LOL!! I had a steak dinner one time at the rack and my buddies thought that was just sick. Girls gyrating on my meat... :crazy3:

Looks like the rain is going to break for us. Going to be a dry day for the ride.
Nice of you to take one for group, going and checking out the strip club is above and beyond the call. :laugh:

My brother is coming with us and is bringing a friend with him. Should be a great run!

[Mr.Sinister]

I got a buddy who went with me for breakfast , who rides a 750 ACE . I might get him to come along also.

[Shadow]

I got a buddy who went with me for breakfast , who rides a 750 ACE . I might get him to come along also.
What a great time!!!
Girls, bikes, more girls...... girls.....
whoot!
I only took a couple pics of the ride, you can see our bikes in the pic, Sinister rides the Black one with red flames, I ride the Black/Silver shadow. My brother went with us too, but Somebody had to take the pic.

[M@Man]

What the? Where's the naked women? I check to see pics from the strip poker run and this is what I see? I sure hope the other pics will be in the eye candy section. :laugh4:

Looks like you guys had fun, it's one of those "wish I could've been there" things.

M@

[Mr.Sinister]

What was funny was that we had the only 3 Hondas . Shadow , his brother and me . There was 4 or 5 biker gangs in attendance . All wearing colors . I got a written invitation to the Gypsy Joker after party , by a guy named " Suspect ". Shadow's brother got a new nick name " Stripperbait " . At the Safari club he had a stripper named Chocolate crawl all over him . She would not go away . We had to leave . I had a really good time . The last club had the best dancers but the naked girls who were not dancers who sat in front of us SUPER HOTTT !!!! M@ I would have liked to had you there . I had a pretty good hand but did not win [2pair Queens and Jacks ] .

[Shadow]

OH without a doubt the two girls sitting in front of us at the last stop were hotter than any girl that was on stage!! My favorite deal was that any girl in the house could go up to the podium, strip off her shirt and get a free shirt from the house. These two chicks went up there and stripped off their shirts and it was heaven!!
We had a great time, 5 strip clubs, 5 cards, 1 great day. I do agree that it was amazing to have so many gangs represented in full colors, and not one single problem. Everyone had a great time.
We will have to do that again sometime soon, why do we have to wait for the Gypsy Jokers to host one, we can just make up our own... maybe 10 stops, morning till night!
LOL!!

[Mr.Sinister]

Another arguement for having a Shadowriders rally here . We have the most stripclubs per capita in the USA . I told my wife I felt a little out of place . All those guys had HD on every thing they wore . 20k+ and you still got to buy the uniform . The only guys beside ourselfs that did not do that was the real biker gang members . I for one would feel silly drinking Honda beer, smoking Honda cigs, wearing Honda boots , pants , beltbuckle , t shirt , do rag , jacket , rings and still try to win a Honda beach towel or train set as a door prize . Those 2 hottys made me wish I owned a HD and sold coke for a living , briefly . It is a shame that you missed it when the one with the BIG hooters got on stage and made out with the dancer .

[Shadow]

That was the first thing on my mind this morning, and you had to go bring it back up didn't you! LOL!!!
I so wished I would have stayed just 5 more minutes! But then it would have taken me another 4 hours to get out of there! But Damn, those were nice Harleytits!

[M@Man]

But Damn, those were nice Harleytits!
No pics = No Harleytits!

C'mon! I've got to live vicariously through you two. The only thing I saw on my last ride was corn fields and roadkill. :laugh4:
I can post a couple of pics of that if you want. :dunno: