Tell us something you did that no one else has done

[TinyUFB]

OK, We all know what stupid things most of us have done. Now tell us something that you have done that most have not done.

Razor - sword fights dont count.


Lets see, I been shot at, been on two commercial jets (TWA and United) that had to make emergency landings, and wierdest of all, I am the only friend PEGS has !!!!

:rolleyes3 :rolleyes3 :rolleyes3 :rolleyes3

[BamaKC]

hmmmmm what are the statutes of limitations?

[Wicked Wanda]

hmmm...that's a tough one :thinking:

:idea: I've seen Bones nekid! Does that count?!

[fegs]

- Had lunch inside a volcano in Ecuador.
- Had a long conversation with a member of the Japanese mafia (Yakusa) in Hondori,
Japan.
- I took a test drive as a passenger in the only Japanese vehicle to win the 24hrs of
Lemans.

[Its_on_ now]

Got a license in Okinawa Japan and Ramstein Germany. Lived in both places for 4 years each.

[RAZOR]

- Had lunch inside a volcano in Ecuador.
- Had a long conversation with a member of the Japanese mafia (Yakusa) in Hondori,
Japan.
- I took a test drive as a passenger in the only Japanese vehicle to win the 24hrs of
Lemans.
I KNEW YOU LOOKED LIKE A MAFIA MAN--- "PUERTO RICAN MAFIA''

[RAZOR]

:idea: I've seen Bones nekid! Does that count?!

THE TITLE OF THE THREAD SAYS THAT NO BODY ELSE HAS DONE SILLY :rolleyes3

PEGS HAS SEEN BONES NEKID A NUMBER OF TIMES WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.:grin:

[TinyUFB]

hmmmmm what are the statutes of limitations?

Just tell us what you did, and sign it PEGS!

:jamming:

[RAZOR]

ok lets see: WHILE LIVEING IN PHOENIX AZ.

ON NEW YEARS EVE I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM WORK ABOUT 11:00 AT NIGHT
A CAR GOES SCREAMIN BY ME ONE GUY IN THE BACK DRIVER SIDE AND ONE GUY
IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SIDE,HAVE MACHINE GUNS OUT THE WINDOW.AND START
FIREING.LUCKLIY NOT AT ME THEY WERE SHOOTIN UP IN THE AIR CELEBRATING
NEW YEARS EVE. I ABOUT SHIT MYSELF AND I WAS DRIVING PRACTICALLY FROM
THE FLOOR BOARD I DUCKED DOWN SOO MUCH.

same place: PHOENIX AZ.

I GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK MY DOOR. I WOKE UP WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD AND A GUY IN A SKEE MASK ROBBED ME TOOK ALL THE MONEY I HAD IN MY LITTLE 8 BY 16 TRAILOR I WAS LIVING IN. ANYWAY AS SOON AS HE RAN OUT THE DOOR I GRABBED MY SKS THAT I HAD UNDER MY BED.RIGHT OUTSIDE MY TRAILOR ABOUT 30 FEET WAS A FENCE HE HAD TO JUMP. WELL I STARTED UNLOADING MY GUN BUT HE WAS ALLREADY OVER THE FENCE BY TIME I GOT THE GUN, TOOK IT OFF
SAFETY AND COCKED IT BACK TO LOAD THE CHAMBER. MISSED THE FUCKER
OF COARSE THE COPS CAME SOON AFTER AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT
AND TOOK MY GUN AWAY. CUZ I DID'NT HAVE PAPERS ON IT.

[TinyUFB]

ok lets see: WHILE LIVEING IN PHOENIX AZ.

ON NEW YEARS EVE I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM WORK ABOUT 11:00 AT NIGHT
A CAR GOES SCREAMIN BY ME ONE GUY IN THE BACK DRIVER SIDE AND ONE GUY
IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SIDE,HAVE MACHINE GUNS OUT THE WINDOW.AND START
FIREING.LUCKLIY NOT AT ME THEY WERE SHOOTIN UP IN THE AIR CELEBRATING
NEW YEARS EVE. I ABOUT SHIT MYSELF AND I WAS DRIVING PRACTICALLY FROM
THE FLOOR BOARD I DUCKED DOWN SOO MUCH.

same place: PHOENIX AZ.

I GUESS I FORGOT TO LOCK MY DOOR. I WOKE UP WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD AND A GUY IN A SKEE MASK ROBBED ME TOOK ALL THE MONEY I HAD IN MY LITTLE 8 BY 16 TRAILOR I WAS LIVING IN. ANYWAY AS SOON AS HE RAN OUT THE DOOR I GRABBED MY SKS THAT I HAD UNDER MY BED.RIGHT OUTSIDE MY TRAILOR ABOUT 30 FEET WAS A FENCE HE HAD TO JUMP. WELL I STARTED UNLOADING MY GUN BUT HE WAS ALLREADY OVER THE FENCE BY TIME I GOT THE GUN, TOOK IT OFF
SAFETY AND COCKED IT BACK TO LOAD THE CHAMBER. MISSED THE FUCKER
OF COARSE THE COPS CAME SOON AFTER AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT
AND TOOK MY GUN AWAY. CUZ I DID'NT HAVE PAPERS ON IT.

So you were the one that tried to shoot me !! Damn !! :no:

[TinyUFB]

hmmm...that's a tough one :thinking:

:idea: I've seen Bones nekid! Does that count?!

C'mon Wanda, I am sure there is something you have done that most others haven't? Besides Pegs takes pics whenever he is with Bones. :happy2:

[RAZOR]

So you were the one that tried to shoot me !! Damn !! :no:

YOU BETTER HOPE IT WAS'NT YOU,I SWORE IF I EVER,EVER FOUND OUT WHO
IT WAS I WAS GOING TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND TORTURE THEM BEFORE I
CUT THIER BALLS OFF WITH TIN SNIPS.:mean: SOO WAS IT YOU HHUUUMM????
DOO YOU FEEL LUCKY??

[pegscraper]

OK... here goes.....
One time...... AT BAND CAMP..............

My pictures of Bones are for my own personal enjoyment. NO ONE ELSES!

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

YOU BETTER HOPE IT WAS'NT YOU,I SWORE IF I EVER,EVER FOUND OUT WHO
IT WAS I WAS GOING TO HUNT HIM DOWN AND TORTURE THEM BEFORE I
CUT THIER BALLS OFF WITH TIN SNIPS.:mean: SOO WAS IT YOU HHUUUMM????
DOO YOU FEEL LUCKY??

AHH .... did I say it was me? NO NO NO - I said it was PEGS.

Actually I was in a bar in LA. Some guy walks in the front door and starts shooting up at the ceiling. I was at the opposite end of the bar. With all the lunatics in LA I thought he was a nut case who was just there to start shooting people. I jumped off my seat and made a dash for the rear exit. He immediately fired one round at my back. The rear hallway was blocked by a half wall partition. As I turned to run past the partition, he shot again, and everyone saw me fall. However the wall blocked the view. I actually fell over a best friend who was hiding behind that partition.

The rest of the bar crowd was certain I was hit. AS I scrambled to my feet to run out the back, looked up and there was the barrel of a gun about 2 inches from my face. The rear guard shuffled us into one of the restrooms where he took our wallets, told us not to move, and left.

When everything appeared to be over we both exited the restroom and everyone was shocked to see I was still alive. THE BEST part was that I just cashed a check and was holding $100 in my hand. The robber must have been as nervous as we, because he took my wallet which was empty and never saw the wad of bills in my hand.

The police came and told us this gang has robbed about 7 places in the last couple of weeks, and had already killed about 4 people. He told me I was lucky to be alive. Thank God my buddy was lying behind that partition or I would have ran straight into the guy in the back and he would have probably shot me.

[RAZOR]

Somebody Was On Your Side.

[pegscraper]

I used to be an aircraft mechanic. My boss and I had just done a repair on a cessna 310, (smallest twin that cessna makes) and decided to take it up for a test flight. The owner of the shop came with us. The owner let me fly! We were in the pattern and I went to put the gear down. Only one light! The other mechanic in the back seat said, "hey the floor just came up!" The gear bound and the acctuation rod that runs the main gear had bent! I had a very small screw driver in my pocket and the other mechanic had a pair of needle nose pliers in his. We tore the floor out and used a piece of metal in the baggage compartment to straighten the rod. Cranked the gear down.... 3 lights! No guarantees tho. This aircraft had wingtip fuel tanks. They hung down below the wings so if the gear failed, we probably would have had a firey landing! No radio on the plane. It was dark by the time we got the gear down. I crawled in the back seat and we all said a prayer. Landed no problem but it was sure a scary couple of hours!

[RAZOR]

I used to be an aircraft mechanic. My boss and I had just done a repair on a cessna 310, (smallest twin that cessna makes) and decided to take it up for a test flight. The owner of the shop came with us. The owner let me fly! We were in the pattern and I went to put the gear down. Only one light! The other mechanic in the back seat said, "hey the floor just came up!" The gear bound and the acctuation rod that runs the main gear had bent! I had a very small screw driver in my pocket and the other mechanic had a pair of needle nose pliers in his. We tore the floor out and used a piece of metal in the baggage compartment to straighten the rod. Cranked the gear down.... 3 lights! No guarantees tho. This aircraft had wingtip fuel tanks. They hung down below the wings so if the gear failed, we probably would have had a firey landing! No radio on the plane. It was dark by the time we got the gear down. I crawled in the back seat and we all said a prayer. Landed no problem but it was sure a scary couple of hours!

THATS MACGYVER SHIT RIGHT THERE..PEGSGYVER

[Its_on_ now]

I think this thread is starting to become, "Who came closer to death and walked away..." Those are some scary stories. Someone loves you guys. :grin:

And me, since this morning, I was riding at 75mph in a 65 zone. Saw a fellow biker behind me in the fast lane, so I waved. He waved back and hung behind me for a sec. I noticed he was wearing a white helmet and decided to turn and get a good look at him. Texas Highway Patrol!!! He pulled up next to me, nodded and waved, then hammered it and took off lane splitting down the highway... Scared the shit outta me :freak:

[pegscraper]

I think this thread is starting to become, "Who came closer to death and walked away..." Those are some scary stories. Someone loves you guys. :grin:

And me, since this morning, I was riding at 75mph in a 65 zone. Saw a fellow biker behind me in the fast lane, so I waved. He waved back and hung behind me for a sec. I noticed he was wearing a white helmet and decided to turn and get a good look at him. Texas Highway Patrol!!! He pulled up next to me, nodded and waved, then hammered it and took off lane splitting down the highway... Scared the shit outta me :freak:

Ya shoulda followed him! PUSSY!:laugh4:

[Mr.Sinister]

I have been shot at 7 times and stabbed 3. I have also been recessitated twice.

[Free Spirit]

THATS MACGYVER SHIT RIGHT THERE..PEGSGYVER

hey I think I saw that episode....:grin:

[Big O]

You guys are some dangerous SOBs.

Let me think......the best I got is having sex with my girlfreind, in the car, traveling up Interstate 75 to Detroit, with the cruel set at 120 MPH. We or I finished going into Todelo and a cop was coming down an exit ramp and pulled us over. He asked where we were going in such a hurry and if I notice the construction zone I was speeding threw. Nope. Needless to say he had not clocked us, so he had no proof for a ticket and let us go with a warning to slow down.

[jrod1970]

lets see, back in my drug days ( mind you it was a very long time) i ripped off a gang members dirt bike and sold it for drugs, the dude i got the drugs from told him i did it ( didnt tell him he had the bike) him and his bro's came to get me, and i hid like a baby. Got in a fight the day i buried my grandmother with my little brother over the fact he was only using her for cash, he pulled out a knife and stabbed me in the neck, cutting my jugular, putting me in the hospital for a week. Just three years ago next month, my middle brother came over to rob me and my family, (he was on meth at the time) i told him he made his bed and had to lay in it, he went ballistic and attacked me, i stabbed him, and spent 30 days in jail ( even the detective that was on the case said i should not have been arrested) needless to say, i dont fuck around with bullshit any more, been off drugs for over 10 years, but dont mess with my family!

[Poseidon]

Cant say it is something that no one has ever done but I have
- Rode passenger in the back of an F14A
- Killed 8 afghan retards by calling in air support to drop a big 'fuck you' on top of them
- Rode a little 250cc dirt bike through the hills of afghanistan aka Haji-Davidson

[shadow247]

Cant say it is something that no one has ever done but I have
- Rode passenger in the back of an F14A
- Killed 8 afghan retards by calling in air support to drop a big 'fuck you' on top of them
- Rode a little 250cc dirt bike through the hills of afghanistan aka Haji-Davidson

You can also add one of the worst displays of pulling a thread out of the graveyard!

How the fuck did you find this thread!!??!!!!

[mavrick_69_us]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:




This onetime at bandcamp,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[apache driver]

I got nothin! nothing that no one else has done, but I have
Landed an F-15 from the back seat
flew a season of competition aerobatics
lots of scary Apache Helicopter stuff, including a number of unauthorized aerobatic manuevers.
Performed CPR on a close friend/co-worker who ultimately died after being stabbed by an inmate when I was a Corrections Officer.
Flew a Reno racing plane

[HitCat44]

You can also add one of the worst displays of pulling a thread out of the graveyard

+1 BIGTIME

Shameless Ghouling of the Dead to Self-Promote in a pitiful attempt to impress Somebody-Anybody :no:

EPIC FAIL.... :thumbsdow

http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x460/HitCat44/Misc%20Pics/full_retard.jpg

[Poseidon]

You can also add one of the worst displays of pulling a thread out of the graveyard!

How the fuck did you find this thread!!??!!!!

yea... i was thinking about that when i put it back out there. i was looking up lane splitting to see where everyone stood on that and this came up. i figured a ration of shit would fly around for this.lol

[Poseidon]

+1 BIGTIME

Shameless Ghouling of the Dead to Self-Promote in a pitiful attempt to impress Somebody-Anybody :no:

EPIC FAIL.... :thumbsdow

http://i1182.photobucket.com/albums/x460/HitCat44/Misc%20Pics/full_retard.jpg


Fuck off... didnt know there was an expiration date on threads.lol

[Pez]

Got caught banging the 18 year old daughter of the base CO at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base ....... and lived to talk about it
:grenade:

[ahjort]

Got caught banging the 18 year old daughter of the base CO at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base ....... and lived to talk about it
:grenade:


something you did that no one else has done...

And you really thought she was a virgin?!!

[mavrick_69_us]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TI 3VOM]

LMAO.....

diggin' up the old shit 'eh? LOL

I don't know if I have done anything no one else has done. Lots of odd things that put me in a crew of not many, but the only one???

I guess, so far, I am the only one to marry my wife.

I also once fingered a girlfriend under a blanket while her Dad and Uncle were in the room. Her Uncle was a Catholic Bishop. I thought it was naughty, then the Uncle went to jail on child molestation charges. Seems I wasn't so bad after all.

[Pez]

something you did that no one else has done...

And you really thought she was a virgin?!!
LOL No, but I did survive with my career intact and that just might be a first out of that place.

[Raymo]

This is probably a record of some sort, but the last 3 hookers I had in Nuevo Laredo all told me they were virgins.

[HitCat44]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...
or maybe it was cause he was snorin.
Shit IDK.
Maybe I was just real high
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm Rick James Bitch!!

[JayT]

You can also add one of the worst displays of pulling a thread out of the graveyard!

How the fuck did you find this thread!!??!!!!

Right!
Like what the fuck did you type in the search to find this fuken thread?
wow!
Nice job GraveDigger!

[mavrick_69_us]

^^^ post#29 "lane splitting" ^^^

[jrmshadow]

I had to drain the Diesel fuel from the tank and lines of my girlfriend's Shadow after she put what she thought was gas in it on her first ride without me being with her. Just another dumb ass Shadow rider I guess!! Just kiddin boys and girls.

[ohyeahfriday]

:lol: almost 5 years dead and resurrected again, are you the one who found Osama too?


closest I come to something no one else has done would probably be an accident 10 years ago. Passenger in a convertible Mustang, kid driving tried to jump the car over a knoll. He lost control, ran off the road into a stone wall. We were all ejected and I flew 30 feet from the point of impact, 3 fractures in my foot, 3 fractures in my back and some grass stains on my shoulder.

[Beaker]

I stuck a .40cal Baretta in the empty eye socket of a one eyed man and threatened to pull the trigger. Last I heard he got deported back to Italy. True story.

[apache driver]

I stuck a .40cal Baretta in the empty eye socket of a one eyed man and threatened to pull the trigger. Last I heard he got deported back to Italy. True story.

Bad COP!

[Beaker]

Bad COP!

I did have my moments.....

[firefighter212]

wow Beak,this sounds sic but thats pretty cool.i can see why you got out of being a copper.

[Beaker]

wow Beak,this sounds sic but thats pretty cool.i can see why you got out of being a copper.

I was undercover and it was a drug deal gone bad, for him!

[apache driver]

I think it's awsome, if only more cops did shit like that

[firefighter212]

I guess I`ll post this and more than just myself has ever saved someone.I don`t wanna be called a Hero and never ask for reconition.Just sharing this story amonst Brothers and sisters.We had a flood here in town,some kids were playing soccer.The ball went into a pool of water.Not knowing there was a 16" drain in it,he got sucked into it.His buddie tied a belt to him then a off duty officer stopped,went in the water and was hanging on to him.When we rolled up on the scene(i was driving)i jumped out and ran to the scene.On my way to the water i heard Troy(off dutie cop)say i cant hang on any longer,were slipping.I never paused when i reached the edge of the water and went straight in and grabbed both him and the belt and pulled them both out.Got the boy on the bank and gave him a couple breaths and he puked up some water and came to.Not sure how long he was under but was very lucky.When we went into E.R.,Troy was standing there dripping wet just as i was.He grabbed my and hugged me and said thanks Brother,You saved my life.Told him he`d done the same for me.to this day,don`t care where or what`s going on,Troy stops and speaks.He even Thanks me for being there on that day.Ok,enough sappy shit,lets here more sex and one eye gun stories.lol

[TI 3VOM]

Good on ya' man... I would like to think we would all do that, but you probably had to walk past far too many people watching to get there.

My wife once was eating a Twix bar. I asked her if she had put the two pieces in her back pocket first, just to see what they would look like on her ass. I will never live that down......just glad I am still alive.

[Beaker]

I guess I`ll post this and more than just myself has ever saved someone.I don`t wanna be called a Hero and never ask for reconition.Just sharing this story amonst Brothers and sisters.We had a flood here in town,some kids were playing soccer.The ball went into a pool of water.Not knowing there was a 16" drain in it,he got sucked into it.His buddie tied a belt to him then a off duty officer stopped,went in the water and was hanging on to him.When we rolled up on the scene(i was driving)i jumped out and ran to the scene.On my way to the water i heard Troy(off dutie cop)say i cant hang on any longer,were slipping.I never paused when i reached the edge of the water and went straight in and grabbed both him and the belt and pulled them both out.Got the boy on the bank and gave him a couple breaths and he puked up some water and came to.Not sure how long he was under but was very lucky.When we went into E.R.,Troy was standing there dripping wet just as i was.He grabbed my and hugged me and said thanks Brother,You saved my life.Told him he`d done the same for me.to this day,don`t care where or what`s going on,Troy stops and speaks.He even Thanks me for being there on that day.Ok,enough sappy shit,lets here more sex and one eye gun stories.lol

Now THAT, is cool!

[apache driver]

You life saver types are the best of the best :thumbsup:
What more can I offer than a big ol fighter jock thumbs up.

[PeppermintPatty]

My wife once was eating a Twix bar. I asked her if she had put the two pieces in her back pocket first, just to see what they would look like on her ass. I will never live that down......just glad I am still alive.


reminds me of this one time...
I took my ex to a dinner theater & after dinner they gave you those after dinner andes candies mint chocolates. I let mine melt in my mouth. We decided to use the restrooms real quick after dinner since we had a few drinks. She was in the stall next to me & we were both dressed in skirts...she decides to be silly & removes her panties & shakes them under the stall at me. Me, in a moment of drunken brilliance grabs them & as the minty chocolate is still melting on my tongue...wipe my finger down my tongue & then I wipe it down the crotch of her panties. I hand them back w/ a sly "ewwwwww, what happened" & she replied, "I don't know" kinda surprised, but I thought she got the joke. We got home that night & I grabbed them from the laundry & sniffed (yeah I though about licking) & said, "MINTY!" She grabbed them & started crying, still not getting my joke. Women, sheesh.

Oh yeah, & I pissed in the backseat of an OSP cruiser...I warned him I had to go. Turns out the one cuff was loose enough to get my hand out of it, pulled my pants down, took care of my bladder, pulled pants up, returned hand to the cuff behind my back & voila! He wasn't real happy w/ me.

no lives saved here, but you guys rock

[apache driver]

reminds me of this one time...
I took my ex to a dinner theater & after dinner they gave you those after dinner andes candies mint chocolates. I let mine melt in my mouth. We decided to use the restrooms real quick after dinner since we had a few drinks. She was in the stall next to me & we were both dressed in skirts...she decides to be silly & removes her panties & shakes them under the stall at me. Me, in a moment of drunken brilliance grabs them & as the minty chocolate is still melting on my tongue...wipe my finger down my tongue & then I wipe it down the crotch of her panties. I hand them back w/ a sly "ewwwwww, what happened" & she replied, "I don't know" kinda surprised, but I thought she got the joke. We got home that night & I grabbed them from the laundry & sniffed (yeah I though about licking) & said, "MINTY!" She grabbed them & started crying, still not getting my joke. Women, sheesh.

Now thats FUNNY!!

[shorty]

I'm a bad mom. Terrible.
Was visiting my grown son in CA. He tells his pals, "My mom's going to hang out with us today.... She's cool."
We're kicking back, talking shit and I tell my kid,"Damn Brandon, I remember when you were little and I used to change your diaper."
He says, "Yeah.."
I said,"That thing ever grow any?"
Like I said, I'm rotten, but he loves me.

[Cowpill]

I'm a bad mom. Terrible.
Was visiting my grown son in CA. He tells his pals, "My mom's going to hang out with us today.... She's cool."
We're kicking back, talking shit and I tell my kid,"Damn Brandon, I remember when you were little and I used to change your diaper."
He says, "Yeah.."
I said,"That thing ever grow any?"
Like I said, I'm rotten, but he loves me.



:lol:

That is the kinda evil that warms my soul!

[apache driver]

Yes you are.

[mcvierh]

When I was on the USS Kitty Hawk on a SouthPac tour with the FMF I caught this cockroach and bet a bunch of guys in my Squadron that I could put it in my mouth and close my mouth, that it would crawl out of my nose.....I won all the bet.

[apache driver]

When I was on the USS Kitty Hawk on a SouthPac tour with the FMF I caught this cockroach and bet a bunch of guys in my Squadron that I could put it in my mouth and close my mouth, that it would crawl out of my nose.....I won all the bet.

That had to hurt like hell!

[mcvierh]

it was a small roach......I tried winning some more from some Squids and that fucking roach tickled the inside of my nose and went flying out when I sneezed and they wouldn't pay up.....

[apache driver]

it was a small roach......I tried winning some more from some Squids and that fucking roach tickled the inside of my nose and went flying out when I sneezed and they wouldn't pay up.....

Whew...I thought you were gonna say it crawled out of your butt.

[girlfriend]

When I was on the USS Kitty Hawk on a SouthPac tour with the FMF I caught this cockroach and bet a bunch of guys in my Squadron that I could put it in my mouth and close my mouth, that it would crawl out of my nose.....I won all the bet.

your freakin nuts!!! But Gutsy

[Cruffler]

I rode an elsinor cr250m over a bridge rail (10"x 65') 250' over alum creek when I was 12. I had no knowledge of death or pain at the time. Some local country bullies bet me $25 that it couldnt be done. they never fucked with me again & paid up. I was the stupid one. I still dont know how I managed it.

[jrmshadow]

reminds me of this one time...
I took my ex to a dinner theater & after dinner they gave you those after dinner andes candies mint chocolates. I let mine melt in my mouth. We decided to use the restrooms real quick after dinner since we had a few drinks. She was in the stall next to me & we were both dressed in skirts...she decides to be silly & removes her panties & shakes them under the stall at me. Me, in a moment of drunken brilliance grabs them & as the minty chocolate is still melting on my tongue...wipe my finger down my tongue & then I wipe it down the crotch of her panties. I hand them back w/ a sly "ewwwwww, what happened" & she replied, "I don't know" kinda surprised, but I thought she got the joke. We got home that night & I grabbed them from the laundry & sniffed (yeah I though about licking) & said, "MINTY!" She grabbed them & started crying, still not getting my joke. Women, sheesh.

Oh yeah, & I pissed in the backseat of an OSP cruiser...I warned him I had to go. Turns out the one cuff was loose enough to get my hand out of it, pulled my pants down, took care of my bladder, pulled pants up, returned hand to the cuff behind my back & voila! He wasn't real happy w/ me.

no lives saved here, but you guys rock


Holy fuck Noob, I love it!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Cruffler]

Yep, Never done that. It beats halos & hahos 10- 2 -1.

[firefighter212]

That beat my story all to hell but i licked it.I mean liked it.LOL!Damn the fun i could have with you two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrimsonReign]

I once had to pull a harleys guys head from his ass.. oh wait wrong thread..um

I watched speed boats burst into flames after my 25 mm rounds hit their fuel tanks off the coast of a southamerican country. Then had to salvage evidence so watched a guy jump into the sinking boat grab bags of melted cocaine all the while seeing his fire fighting boots being eroded away by the toxcisty of the leaking drugs into the capsising ship. Then we fished the smugglers out of the water and chained them up and made them poop in a bucket on the outside of my ship for a few weeks . AMERICA ......FUCK YEH!!!!

[HitCat44]

When I was on the USS Kitty Hawk on a SouthPac tour with the FMF I caught this cockroach and bet a bunch of guys in my Squadron that I could put it in my mouth and close my mouth, that it would crawl out of my nose.....I won all the bet.


Then, you shuld have bet 'em fifty that you'd eat it.

[crimsonblooded]

i had a part time job bouncing a local bar before I got out of the navy.. one night this ass clown has a little too much to drink and we had a couple people tell us him and his girlfriend were both in the ladies room snorting coke. Well, as I head back there to get them out, they came out on their own accord.. a little bit later I watched them head back again.. before they walked back there he was being really aggressive toward his girl and a few other people.. so i took the louisville slugger from behind the bar and made my way to the ladies room.. just some drunk slut trying not to puke.. check the mens room just in time to see him pull a glock .40 out of his belt and stick it up under his girls chin... no hesitation from me.. just CRACK on the back of his skull and he goes down like soft serve ice cream. one of the responding cops was a friend, and as I told the story the guy comes to and starts being aggressive toward the cops.. my buddy says "hey..hey mother fucker.. you want him to slug you again? I'll let him do it.. didnt think so... shut the fuck up" i just laughed my ass off

[JayT]

I once kicked bowhunterr2001's mother square in her cunt!

[jrmshadow]

I once kicked bowhunterr2001's mother square in her cunt!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cowpill]

I got the honor of going into Laos to help retrieve 9 marines downed during Vietnam. We did an airfield survey on Cambodia, the mission leader asked if we wanted to come along. Hell yea we said. We were walking through a village in Vietnam along the border, our interpreter asked a farmer, "Have you seen an American helicopter around?" He says, "no". The intrepreter asked, "Are you sure?" the farmer goes, "no". Then the Interpreter says, "Then where did you get that helicopter door on your barn?" The farmer goes "OH THAT AMERICAN HELICOPTER!"

[HitCat44]

I once kicked bowhunterr2001's mother square in her cunt

AHA !!! and Then the Retarded little Failed Abortion slithered out. So it's all YOUR fault,,,,:grin:

[PeppermintPatty]

I once had to pull a harleys guys head from his ass.. oh wait wrong thread..um

I watched speed boats burst into flames after my 25 mm rounds hit their fuel tanks off the coast of a southamerican country. Then had to salvage evidence so watched a guy jump into the sinking boat grab bags of melted cocaine all the while seeing his fire fighting boots being eroded away by the toxcisty of the leaking drugs into the capsising ship. Then we fished the smugglers out of the water and chained them up and made them poop in a bucket on the outside of my ship for a few weeks . AMERICA ......FUCK YEH!!!!



fail! the thread is about something no one else has done...I'VE pooped in a bucket before!

oh wait, girls don't poop. my bad.

[CrimsonReign]

fail! the thread is about something no one else has done...I'VE pooped in a bucket before!

oh wait, girls don't poop. my bad.
no we all know it was a cup and everyone saw that video!

[Doc_Shadow]

I know im not the only one but ive been held up at gun point and shot.

[Doc_Shadow]

I think I miss read the post. If I had held someone up and shot them that would be more fitting I guess.

[nealdrums]

no we all know it was a cup and everyone saw that video!
You had to go there. http://bestsmileys.com/puking/3.gif

[CrimsonReign]

Hellz to the yeah

[ahjort]

I stuck a .40cal Baretta in the empty eye socket of a one eyed man and threatened to pull the trigger. Last I heard he got deported back to Italy. True story.


Was he also a chef?!

[dean]

got shot twice, stabbed twice, ____ 2 cars, (fill in the blank--I'm not incriminating myself) got hit with a pickup truck while walking to school, (flew 51 feet) had sex in a pacer in the middle of a busy parking lot. I'm sure there are others that I can't remember, or don't want to.

[hemijeep1]

I've dated a Gambino daughter and surfed in the Atlantic during Hurricane Bill and fired a muzzleloader at a human.

[shorty]

You guys are a bunch of badasses with humor! what a great mix... keep 'em coming... Luv this thread...
My family owned a beer/wine bar in CA. A huge fat guy used to sit on the stool, right in front of the door, so folks walking in got an eyefull of fat crack. No matter how many times we asked him not to, he would sit in that spot.
One night, I dropped a quarter down his crack. Being as big as he was, he had a helluva time in the bathroom, gettin it outta there. He chased me all over the bar, pissed, drunk, wantin to kick my ass.
Being 4'10" sometimes has it's advantages. I crawled underneath the pool table. Had to stay there for quite a while. It was one of those ones that's low to the ground with very little clearance. I took a few days off til he chilled out, but he never did live it down and daily was asked about his 'crack supply'. And he stopped sitting in front of the door.

[PeppermintPatty]

no we all know it was a cup and everyone saw that video!


truth. I'm having a hard time topping that one.

[ITC(EXW)]

LOL! Like most people who spent some years (ahem) "living" their life, I've got a few... Don't think I can think of one that NO ONE has ever done, because I tend to think it's all been done before.

I don't bother with war stories... keep this lighthearted.

I once ate a bowl of Captain Crunch with Budweiser instead of milk. Long story...

I was also "banned for the rest of my natural life" from a Friendly's restaurant in upstate NY. The manager insisted that it was a "family" establishment and that our behaviour (the gf servicing me nicely under the table) was not appropriate.

Hey, it was late and we were sort of around the corner from where most of the tables were...

I was beat almost senseless by the uniformed Secret Service MANY years ago because, after drinking a bottle of tequila and getting thrown out of a couple of bars, my partner in crime and I managed to be stumbling around the Mall, made our way to the White House, where I felt it was neccessary and prudent to relieve myself on the lawn by standing on the fence foundation and going through the bars...

This guy just walked up behind me and started clanging my head into the fence.

So other than the President's dogs, who else has pissed on the White House lawn???

[ohyeahfriday]

got shot twice, stabbed twice, ____ 2 cars, (fill in the blank--I'm not incriminating myself) got hit with a pickup truck while walking to school, (flew 51 feet) had sex in a pacer in the middle of a busy parking lot. I'm sure there are others that I can't remember, or don't want to.

If the blank has anything to do with fire, we have something in common other than flying through the air. I wasn't going to go there and list all of the cars, barrels of old diesel fuel, a 14' camper trailer, round bales...


Here's a stupid one: I doubt many people can say that they tipped a YFZ-450 on it's side in their driveway at a whopping speed of about 10 mph and broke their pinky. ESPECIALLY after owning the damn thing for nearly 7 years and never wrecking it or getting hurt on it:bomb:


I was also "banned for the rest of my natural life" from a Friendly's restaurant in upstate NY. The manager insisted that it was a "family" establishment and that our behaviour (the gf servicing me nicely under the table) was not appropriate.

So other than the President's dogs, who else has pissed on the White House lawn???

:lol: :lol:

[HitCat44]

I can't get past the feeling I should be wearing Hip Waders when reading this thread.
Hmmmm.... go figure

[VoodooMaster]

...I once climbed a 12 ft ladder in a jockstrap for a 20 sack...

what? I wanted a buzz.

[spike11]

i once gave chuck berry a big hug,i'm not gay or anything,i just love chuck berry!

[ITC(EXW)]

...I once climbed a 12 ft ladder in a jockstrap for a 20 sack...

what? I wanted a buzz.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ITC(EXW)]

I can't get past the feeling I should be wearing Hip Waders when reading this thread.
Hmmmm.... go figure

That's tough because I don't really know anyone here... seems to be a lot of violence going around, and at least one guy who is a couple hundred years old and remembers dueling at dawn with a flintlock... lol

[Texson]

I have had a heart attack, Quad By-pass and a heart transplant... does that count?

[ITC(EXW)]

I have had a heart attack, Quad By-pass and a heart transplant... does that count?

I was going to say, "not unless you were the first quad by-pass patient.." but I don't want you get your BP up and die...

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, that counts. Noob. 9 posts to go.

[spike11]

I have had a heart attack, Quad By-pass and a heart transplant... does that count?




DUDE,YOU WIN!!:stunned:

P.S. stay away from cruffeler

[ohyeahfriday]

I can't get past the feeling I should be wearing Hip Waders when reading this thread.
Hmmmm.... go figure
haha, John if I was supposed to make something up, I could have done a lot better:knife:

I have had a heart attack, Quad By-pass and a heart transplant... does that count?

SHIT you win for being alive, let alone posting in a thread

[firefighter212]

In Highschool,a buddie and I went to an Ozzy concert,Had 20 bucks in our pockets(between the two of Us).Bought 4 quarts of Beer,paid to have a tire fixed on his impala,drove 45 miles one way on 5 dollars worth of gas.Was both high and drunk and drafted 2 foot behind semi`s both ways and lived to tell about it.

[spike11]

In Highschool,a buddie and I went to an Ozzy concert,Had 20 bucks in our pockets(between the two of Us).Bought 4 quarts of Beer,paid to have a tire fixed on his impala,drove 45 miles one way on 5 dollars worth of gas.Was both high and drunk and drafted 2 foot behind semi`s both ways and lived to tell about it.


" i'd like to say i'm sorry ,but we lived to tell about it.
and we lived to do a whole lot more crazy stupid shit"

[ahjort]

I rode an elsinor cr250m over a bridge rail (10"x 65') 250' over alum creek when I was 12. I had no knowledge of death or pain at the time. Some local country bullies bet me $25 that it couldnt be done. they never fucked with me again & paid up. I was the stupid one. I still dont know how I managed it.



A stunt like that coulda got you a great gig with the circus!!!

[firefighter212]

" i'd like to say i'm sorry ,but we lived to tell about it.
and we lived to do a whole lot more crazy stupid shit"I`m sorry i don`t have any good stories.i didn`t do too much stupid shit when i was younger for fear of my Dad.He would have killed me if i wasn`t already dead from something stupid.Besides,i grew up in the country and was kinda hard to get in trouble way out there.

[Texson]

I was going to say, "not unless you were the first quad by-pass patient.." but I don't want you get your BP up and die...

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, that counts. Noob. 9 posts to go.



Hey Dude... I have done a boatload of stupid things in my life, some on dirtbikes, most with women. The transplant was a bitch but it bought me a few more years to do more stupid things, except with the women... got a good one finally.

[spike11]

I`m sorry i don`t have any good stories.i didn`t do too much stupid shit when i was younger for fear of my Dad.He would have killed me if i wasn`t already dead from something stupid.Besides,i grew up in the country and was kinda hard to get in trouble way out there.



i was quoting a song by the drive by truckers, i thaught you might be too FF,my bad.

[ahjort]

I felt it was neccessary and prudent to relieve myself on the lawn by standing on the fence foundation and going through the bars...

So other than the President's dogs, who else has pissed on the White House lawn???

Who was Pres at the time?


I'm with you on the belief that it has ALL been done before!
Even pissing on the white house lawn. You know Clinton probably did it cause he was too wasted to walk indoors. And what about before indoor plumbing, late at night you think they wanted to walk all the way to the outhouse when it was cold and raining?

[firefighter212]

No,can`t say i caught that one.Lil slow tonite.My ass is dragging tonite.Been going since i got home this morning at 7.

[firefighter212]

Who was Pres at the time?


I'm with you on the belief that it has ALL been done before!
Even pissing on the white house lawn. You know Clinton probably did it cause he was too wasted to walk indoors. And what about before indoor plumbing, late at night you think they wanted to walk all the way to the outhouse when it was cold and raining?Hell,my house is semi white and i piss on the lawn from between the railings onto the grass.Does that count?I only do it cause i can.lol

[apache driver]

No,can`t say i caught that one.Lil slow tonite.My ass is dragging tonite.Been going since i got home this morning at 7.

Pop a chilly and take a load off Amigo.

[ahjort]

There was this one time - a couple nights ago...

I fucked Sandra Bullock while my wife watched and took pics!



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Then I woke up and the sheets were all sticky!

[firefighter212]

Pop a chilly and take a load off Amigo.I will take your advice Dr. King of Paint.Man,I am on about number four right now.my buddie was supposed to paint my tins this weekend and not heard anything from him.I texted another buddie that was supposed to be there and asked him about it.He responded back "I`ll never tell".So i`m guessing they did and are fucking with me.The suspence is killing me,Damnit,i want pics.

[spike11]

No,can`t say i caught that one.Lil slow tonite.My ass is dragging tonite.Been going since i got home this morning at 7.


no offence meant FF, pm sent:jamming:

[apache driver]

I will take your advice Dr. King of Paint.Man,I am on about number four right now.my buddie was supposed to paint my tins this weekend and not heard anything from him.I texted another buddie that was supposed to be there and asked him about it.He responded back "I`ll never tell".So i`m guessing they did and are fucking with me.The suspence is killing me,Damnit,i want pics.

I'm sure it looks Bichin!

[firefighter212]

no offence meant FF, pm sent:jamming:Sorry if i came off offensive,was not meant to be.it`s all good.Like i stated,a lil tired,a lil buzzed,bout ready for bed.

[firefighter212]

I'm sure it looks Bichin!my buddie works for a local body shop and got promoted to head painter(not to be takin in a sexual way.LOL)at the first of the year and he is pretty good.When i took my tank after stretching it he did alot more tidious work to it.You flip it over and looks like a solid tank,not just a stretch added.I have seen some of his work and is pretty sweet.He`s only been into airbrushing for a couple years and is getting better.I just can`t fucking wait to see it now.

[apache driver]

my buddie works for a local body shop and got promoted to head painter(not to be takin in a sexual way.LOL)at the first of the year and he is pretty good.When i took my tank after stretching it he did alot more tidious work to it.You flip it over and looks like a solid tank,not just a stretch added.I have seen some of his work and is pretty sweet.He`s only been into airbrushing for a couple years and is getting better.I just can`t fucking wait to see it now.

:thumbsup:

[ITC(EXW)]

Hey Dude... I have done a boatload of stupid things in my life, some on dirtbikes, most with women. The transplant was a bitch but it bought me a few more years to do more stupid things, except with the women... got a good one finally.

:thumbsup:

[ITC(EXW)]

Who was Pres at the time?


I'm with you on the belief that it has ALL been done before!
Even pissing on the white house lawn. You know Clinton probably did it cause he was too wasted to walk indoors. And what about before indoor plumbing, late at night you think they wanted to walk all the way to the outhouse when it was cold and raining?

I'm sure you've all figured out that I'm "to the right of Atilla the Hun" as has been said before... that being said I'll be ashamedly honest with my brothers here - it was during the H W Bush years. Of course, he *had already reniged on the no new taxes thing...

:dunno:

[shorty]

I can't get past the feeling I should be wearing Hip Waders when reading this thread.
Hmmmm.... go figure

....Hands over a pair of hipwaders....

[Swilly]

Does "bottoming out" in the neighbors ex wife count? They got married in high school, and by the look on her face the last 2" had never been used.....:grin:

[ahjort]

Chest waders anyone?

[ohyeahfriday]

:lol:

I tried to think this was a serious thread but I am beginning to think snorkel:huh:

[pilotguy299]

in 1988 while on a trip to Germany, I held one of the MP-40 machine guns used by a terrorist at the Munich Olympics.

[shorty]

Other half was having a bad day... I went out the front door, on my way to work.... As I got the door closed, opened it back up, burst into the house, arms spread out, booming " HERE I AM TO SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He just laughed at me, gave me a hug and said, yer crazy.... yeah, I know, but my imitation of Mighty Mouse cheered him up.....

[shorty]

Watching tv show about difference between absent minded and having Alzheimers. Absent minded is misplacing the car keys....
Onset Alzheimers is finding the lost keys inside the fridge...
Without missing a beat, turned to mike with a straight face and blurted,
"Mike, I've got Alzheimers!"
Laugh loud, laugh often, and have hip waders handy.... LOL

[BikerMike]

I popped my wife's cherry 15 years ago, and yes, I am sure. That's all I got.

Then again, there was the time I dropped acid and smoked an 1/8th on the old life-guard tower at Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk at 3am back in the 80's.....but I'm sure I'm not alone on that!

[firefighter212]

I popped my wife's cherry 15 years ago, and yes, I am sure. That's all I got.

Then again, there was the time I dropped acid and smoked an 1/8th on the old life-guard tower at Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk at 3am back in the 80's.....but I'm sure I'm not alone on that!Hey,i never been to the life gaurd tower at Santa Cruz Beach.lol

[girlfriend]

When I was young and in my prime (used to do it all the time) lol
I and a friend caused an accident.
walking down the street in Edmonton, with a red headed friend, A motorcyclist drove by, turned to look at the two beauties (red hair and blonde) and smashed into the car in front of him... lol we tried to warn him, but he thought we were waving at him Guess he figured we really liked bikers lol

[shorty]

Hey,i never been to the life gaurd tower at Santa Cruz Beach.lol

I have! LOL Born and raised in Monterey, so Santa Cruz was a favorite place to go have fun. too funny....

[shorty]

When I was young and in my prime (used to do it all the time) lol
I and a friend caused an accident.
walking down the street in Edmonton, with a red headed friend, A motorcyclist drove by, turned to look at the two beauties (red hair and blonde) and smashed into the car in front of him... lol we tried to warn him, but he thought we were waving at him Guess he figured we really liked bikers lol

Hilarious! I didn't cause it, but about peed my pants when watched a jogger jog right into the back of a parked van. He fell on his butt, nose streaming blood... I didn't lol because he was hurt, but because he did it to himself.