Rhino
03-30-2005, 10:43 PM
Sad but true....
All I Want From You (Is Away)
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
All I Want From You (Is Away)
All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?
Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
Did I Shave my Legs for This?
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight
Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind.
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can A Whiskey That's 6 Years Old Whup A Man That's 33?
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life.
I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You.
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life