I'm surprised

[Lisa]

the guys don't seem to wanna know anything from Susan.

c'mon! you're not as good as you think you are! :wink_2: :crazy3:

[RAZOR]

the guys don't seem to wanna know anything from Susan.

c'mon! you're not as good as you think you are! :wink_2: :crazy3:
ok how bout this-does a women find it offensive or a turn on when
a men is fucking her and calls her a fucking bitch.
example women is polishing the ol helmet and the men tells her
suck that dick you fucking bitch..or the women is on top riding the meat pole
and the man tells her oh that feels good you fucking bitch.

[Reverend]

OK i've been wanting to try this new pickup line....

"You've got really great breeding hips!"

...but you've got to say it with a straight face, and a smile.



Also, How do you get a girl to give you a blumpkin?

(a blumpkin is when she sucks you off while you're poopin)

I think it'd take a very special kind of tramp to give the blumpkin.

[Rhino]

Also, How do you get a girl to give you a blumpkin?

(a blumpkin is when she sucks you off while you're poopin)

I think it'd take a very special kind of tramp to give the blumpkin.

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[FFsLady]

the guys don't seem to wanna know anything from Susan.

c'mon! you're not as good as you think you are! :wink_2: :crazy3: Thanks Lisa, jump in anytime sweetie!

[FFsLady]

ok how bout this-does a women find it offensive or a turn on when
a men is fucking her and calls her a fucking bitch.
example women is polishing the ol helmet and the men tells her
suck that dick you fucking bitch..or the women is on top riding the meat pole
and the man tells her oh that feels good you fucking bitch.

Personally, I would only want to hear this from a man that I am extremely comfortable with and not when polishing the ol helmet as you say.
I think giving head is much mor intimate then fucking. I'll explain if needed.
If the woman starts the "name calling" first, then I would say game on! but remember, there's a difference between dirty talk and name calling.

[FFsLady]

OK i've been wanting to try this new pickup line....

"You've got really great breeding hips!"

...but you've got to say it with a straight face, and a smile.



Also, How do you get a girl to give you a blumpkin?

(a blumpkin is when she sucks you off while you're poopin)

I think it'd take a very special kind of tramp to give the blumpkin.

Leave it to a reverend to cum up with something like that. :no:

[RustyJake]

so would a country blumpkin be in an outhouse? or with a country girl?

[Shadow]

so would a country blumpkin be in an outhouse? or with a country girl?ROFLMAO!!!! BWAAAAAHhahahahah!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mr.Sinister]

Is there such a thing as Hot Carl etiquett ?Mispellet.

[calicruiser]

BLUMPKIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ahwbawhahahahahahahahaa

[M@Man]

I have a question!

Why is it a woman can say the word "cunt" but if a guy says it womens heads start to spin, their hair stands on end, and fire shoot from their eyes and mouth?

M@

[AirportFF]

I've posted it before but here it is again www.turdwords.com

[FFsLady]

I have a question!

Why is it a woman can say the word "cunt" but if a guy says it womens heads start to spin, their hair stands on end, and fire shoot from their eyes and mouth?

M@
I dont know. I say it and FF says it.
Sounds like the cunt's a psycho! :happy: J/K
Throw it back in her face, say, "Why is it ok for you to say it and not me?"

[Lisa]

maybe its like the word "nigger" usually works out better for you if you are one.



:sign chil

[FFsLady]

Yeah, I dont get it. that fucking pisses me off. :veryangry

[Mr.Sinister]

maybe its like the word "nigger" usually works out better for you if you are one.



:sign chil
Thats easy for you to say .There are a lot less " one " in Canannnnaaaanda . I think there is only one and his name is Carl . I could be wrong , his name could be Steve ?

[SmokeShowin]

They get upset when we use it because of what it stands for...

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Can't Understand Normal Thinking!!! :cheeky:

[Lisa]

I think we got a few more than that. I myself am ¼ black, ½ white and ¼ unknown. that ¼ black allows me to use the word hahaha and since I'm female I'll say cunt too! hahahaha so there!! :wink_2:

[Mr.Sinister]

I never use that word ? I find it vile ? I think it is the only word I don't like . I am so easily offended ? Huh........?

[RAZOR]

They get upset when we use it because of what it stands for...

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thats why i always say that stupid bitch CUNT.

[SmokeShowin]

thats why i always say that stupid bitch CUNT.

Egg-zactly!!!! :biggrinje

[Reverend]

If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

[SmokeShowin]

If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :_blank: :_blank:

[RAZOR]

I think we got a few more than that. I myself am ¼ black, ½ white and ¼ unknown. that ¼ black allows me to use the word hahaha and since I'm female I'll say cunt too! hahahaha so there!! :wink_2:
wow 1/4 black no wonder you could back that ass up.
you dont have any mexican in you at all.

[SmokeShowin]

wow 1/4 black no wonder you could back that ass up.
you dont have any mexican in you at all.

Be careful how you answer that !!!
I sense an offer coming up!!! :luxhello:

[Mr.Sinister]

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons ? Don't get mad I got a few " one " in my family . My sister married one and has three half "one ". I was just being silly .

[Lisa]

you dont have any mexican in you at all.


not at the moment :break bed

[Lisa]

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons ? Don't get mad I got a few " one " in my family . My sister married one and has three half "one ". I was just being silly .



I'm laughing with you! :evilimu:

[Mr.Sinister]

I could have sworn that it was at me . :wink_2:

[RAZOR]

If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons ? Don't get mad I got a few " one " in my family . My sister married one and has three half "one ". I was just being silly .
does your brother in law get mad at you if you say the "n" word around him.funny thought in my head,cuz my brother and i used to call the tv remote
a nigger-cuz in the slave days the master used to make the slave go change
the channel.-i just pictured the three " ones "

[Mr.Sinister]

We don't talk . He does not have a job and does little to help raise his kids . He is in and out of rehab for his crack addiction . Or in and out of jail for paroll violations or selling crack . We have nothing in common . I love my neice and two niefue,s sp? I just don't like him .On a lighter note . In my house I call the remote the dick . Who ever has control of it has control of the tv .

[mongoose]

My question is why do woman feel oral is more intimate than um…Fucking… also…anal…can all woman be taught to like it…ok..one more…seems that the new thing is Bi chicks…are all woman curious?

[Lisa]

1. I don't

2. No

3. Maybe :wink_2:

[FFsLady]

My question is why do woman feel oral is more intimate than um…Fucking… also…anal…can all woman be taught to like it…ok..one more…seems that the new thing is Bi chicks…are all woman curious?
Hey NOOB!
let's try to help...

Oral...we are taking your most private parts into our mouths and drinking your love juice. Mmmmmm. what could be more intimate than that? maybe a nice big kiss.

anal...no all women cant be tought to like it. There are books on the subject for the woman, but the man must make sure he is performing this act correctly! Trust me, if you're not used to having something in there, it hurts! must use a good lube and be very gentle if she is not sure about the act. If the man MUST have the feeling of anal sex and the woman still isnt interested, he should buy a toy.

Bi chicks...There are homophobic woman out there just the way there are homophobic men. I too believe that there has been alot of bi-sex out there, especially with the younger crowds. I think MOST women are curious but that doesnt mean that they will act out.

[FFsLady]

I love to talk about sex! Isnt it fun? :happy:

[Lisa]

I love to talk about sex! Isnt it fun? :happy:


it is! but as you know, more fun doin'! :break bed

[Hillbilly]

OK ladies, which is better? slow & easy, or fast & deep ?
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[Lisa]

OK ladies, which is better? slow & easy, or fast & deep ?


Combination of both works well! :evilimu:

[C@Woman]

It depends, if I'm on top I like it slow & easy, if he's on top I like it fast & deep. It's all good!

C@Woman

[mongoose]

Geez....just because Im not a post whore I get called a noob...man that sucks...but thanks for the info ladies...

[FFsLady]

Alright C@woman!!!! WooHoo!!! way to join in!!
:happy:
I would have to say a combination of them both. Sometimes I'm in the mood for it to be slow and sensual but it usually ends up being a real "fest".

[FFsLady]

Geez....just because Im not a post whore I get called a noob...man that sucks...but thanks for the info ladies...

did someone say suck?? (FFsLady tries to insert the blow job smilies but cant find them)

[mongoose]

yes suck would be the word, and I am always looking for volunteers to perticipate, both on the reciving side and giving side...of course the reciver and giver would have to be a female, (had to put the ol disclamer in there) :break bed

[mongoose]

humm...Lisa said..maybe on question #3....ok...pictures to prove it..just kidding. :bat_angel

[FFsLady]

(had to put the ol disclamer in there) :break bed

ROFL!! :laugh:
Yes you did have to put that in or you would have gotten alot of shit over that! :laugh:

[SmokeShowin]

did someone say suck?? (FFsLady tries to insert the blow job smilies but cant find them)

Something like this?

http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/lew.gifhttp://felix.plutoserver.de/smileys/blowjob.gif

[FFsLady]

that's it!! where did you get them?
It should swallow though :lips2:

[SmokeShowin]

that's it!! where did you get them?
It should swallow though :lips2:

Sorry, Top Secret!!! :wink_2: