View Full Version : What do you do??
AirportFF
04-14-2006, 10:53 PM
We have had a large influx of new folks recently and haven't done one of these threads in a long time.
So what do you do to support your mod habits??
F/T Firefighter, P/T plumber and P/T woodworker
jrod1970
04-14-2006, 10:59 PM
fix bikes and stuff:thumbsup:
Gunny1371
04-14-2006, 11:08 PM
US Marine combat engineer.
jrod1970
04-14-2006, 11:11 PM
US Marine combat engineer.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :big gun:you go boy! my respect!!!!
Gunny1371
04-14-2006, 11:15 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :big gun:you go boy! my respect!!!!
Thanks man.
jrod1970
04-14-2006, 11:27 PM
Thanks man.any time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sir!:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Gangster
04-14-2006, 11:43 PM
My wife makes tons of overtime and I spend it.:crazy3:
Big O
04-14-2006, 11:44 PM
General Manager of a Security Installation Company. Bike mods come from commissioned sales that the wife don't find out about.
rebelred
04-15-2006, 12:20 AM
f/t college student...graduate in may '07...studying construction management and interning this summer at R. E. Burns and Sons, Inc. out ouf statesville, nc
blackhawk
04-15-2006, 12:28 AM
us army-- blackhawk mechanic
biggin152
04-15-2006, 12:29 AM
I'm a work horse for my dad building gunite swimming pools when I'm not too tied up with school (Fire and Emergency Services). Then I wait on my tax returns.
AirportFF
04-15-2006, 12:38 AM
us army-- blackhawk mechanic
I guy I work with is a Army Guard blackhawk pilot
ickmak
04-15-2006, 08:31 AM
I install Granite counter tops. Very heavy stuff 17-25lbs per sq ft
njhvacguy
04-15-2006, 08:37 AM
a/c lots of overtime
pegscraper
04-15-2006, 09:47 AM
I'm an ASSBAG and I have a catering business. Also, Tiny pays me to be his friend! :laugh4:
nomad
04-15-2006, 10:07 AM
Spaghetti Farmer
SmokeShowin
04-15-2006, 11:27 AM
Carbon fiber composite manufacturing, P/T FF-EMT
Purpitrator
04-15-2006, 11:59 AM
T6 Texan II (Air Force Training Jet) Engine Mechanic
cowboy
04-15-2006, 01:58 PM
I build wings for the boeing 777
BamaKC
04-15-2006, 04:06 PM
Web developer for a baby bell.
blackhawk
04-16-2006, 12:26 AM
I guy I work with is a Army Guard blackhawk pilot
cool, those guard guys are spread pretty thin nowadays.
nibs75
04-16-2006, 12:31 AM
software engineer
jrod1970
04-16-2006, 12:52 AM
I'm an ASSBAG and I have a catering business. Also, Tiny pays me to be his friend! :laugh4:tiny should get a refund AND interest!:lol:
BISHOP
04-16-2006, 07:10 PM
Im A Truck Driver Contracting To The U.s. Postal Service.
jrod1970
04-16-2006, 07:42 PM
Im A Truck Driver Contracting To The U.s. Postal Service.you feel a little:big gun: some times?:grin3:
NoizeBoy
04-16-2006, 08:00 PM
Noise / Vibration Engineering Consultant
BamaKC
04-16-2006, 09:44 PM
Noise / Vibration Engineering Consultant
And he rides a V twin...way to go!
newly
04-17-2006, 02:38 AM
Retired FF/EMT (24yrs), now hospital security officer.
mphillip
04-17-2006, 06:48 AM
:skivs: Computer Specialist for Cracker Barrel Corporation.....
pegscraper
04-17-2006, 09:20 AM
tiny should get a refund AND interest!:lol:
Actually, I should be getting 3 times what he pays me! Didn't ya see him in the penguin suit and top hat?
Partsguy198
04-17-2006, 09:34 AM
ASE Certified Automobile Parts Specialist
I was an assistant mgr. for a private owned NAPA store for 7 years. I worked for Mercedes-Benz for about a year. I got tired of the 45 mile drive each way, so now I work for a Chrysler-Jeep Dealer 5 miles from home. I also do P/T automotive mechanic work.
Wicked Wanda
04-17-2006, 09:44 AM
US Marine combat engineer.
Sssaaaaalllluuuuuttteeee! :thumbsup:
redline
04-17-2006, 09:53 AM
Qwest Communications-Communications Technician. I install T1's, T3's, and fiber optic systems.
Wicked Wanda
04-17-2006, 09:53 AM
I'm a Project Manager in the Brand & Creative Services Division of Limited Brands.
But I actually use Bones' paycheck to buy all my chrome :grin: - I bought his chromage for the past 9 years...PAYBACK! :cool4:
pegscraper
04-17-2006, 10:20 AM
I'm a Project Manager in the Brand & Creative Services Division of Limited Brands.
But I actually use Bones' paycheck to buy all my chrome :grin: - I bought his chromage for the past 9 years...PAYBACK! :cool4:
(She works for Victoria's Secret, guys:wink3:):thumbsup:
Wicked Wanda
04-17-2006, 10:22 AM
(She works for Victoria's Secret, guys:wink3:):thumbsup:
You pervert! :laugh4:
That's only one of the divisions I work for...but I do work with Victoria's Secret Stores, Direct (online) and Catalogue Divisions.
Also work with The Limited, Express & Bath & Body Works.
quietprofessional
04-17-2006, 10:53 AM
Just got out of active duty army (Sapper) in the 10th mountain division, now bouncing at a local bar and going to school...modding my scoot and loathing my decision to get out of the millitary....
pegscraper
04-17-2006, 10:59 AM
You pervert! :laugh4:
Me? Oh yeah! ME!:11ztongue:
RAZOR
04-17-2006, 11:00 AM
Just got out of active duty army (Sapper) in the 10th mountain division, now bouncing at a local bar and going to school...modding my scoot and loathing my decision to get out of the millitary....
THANKS FOR ALL THAT YOU DID,WHILE THERE. BUDDY
Gunny1371
04-17-2006, 05:07 PM
Just got out of active duty army (Sapper) in the 10th mountain division, now bouncing at a local bar and going to school...modding my scoot and loathing my decision to get out of the millitary....
Damn more engineers! The reason I haven't gotten out is I'm afraid I'll regret it.
Gunny1371
04-17-2006, 05:08 PM
Sssaaaaalllluuuuuttteeee! :thumbsup:
Thank you
Mr.Sinister
04-17-2006, 05:55 PM
Campus police. And Pegs pays me to be his friend.:grin:
AirportFF
04-17-2006, 06:25 PM
Damn more engineers! The reason I haven't gotten out is I'm afraid I'll regret it.
Trust me, you will. I had almost 6 years in and left. I would have been retired 2 years ago had I stayed. I kick myself in the ass everyday about it.
pegscraper
04-17-2006, 06:29 PM
Campus police. And Pegs pays me to be his friend.:grin:
Come on Sin, we all know the truth.... Oh, and you're LATE on you payment!:greedy:
Gunny1371
04-17-2006, 06:31 PM
Trust me, you will. I had almost 6 years in and left. I would have been retired 2 years ago had I stayed. I kick myself in the ass everyday about it.
Well hell I just went over 11 years last month. Would have to kick my own ass if I got out now.
SmokeShowin
04-17-2006, 10:59 PM
Hey Gunny and Quiet I'll keep it simple:
THANK YOU!
pegscraper
04-18-2006, 10:38 AM
My younger brother is in the Guard as a medic. He will retire at 33 as a Lut. Col.!
quietprofessional
04-18-2006, 12:26 PM
Gunny I miss it every day. When i decided to get out I was coming off of a 13 month Afghan deployment, and there were "things I wanted to accomplish" like finish college and shit...Mannn i tell you what, my 1sg was right. he was always telling me that youll miss it, miss the excitement. He was right. College blows, I do well, but its borign as hell....Work blows (although i get paid to drink and check id's). Your heart will never beat as fast as it did during some of those times...sick enough, you end up spending the rest of your life trying to chase the feelings your trying to put behind you...strange really. Fast women, fast BIKES...its all fun, but it falls short every time...Do yourself a favor, and hold onto it for as long as they will let you.
IYAAYAS!
04-18-2006, 12:40 PM
[quote=quietprofessional]Gunny I miss it every day. When i decided to get out I was coming off of a 13 month Afghan deployment, ...
Hey quiet, where in Afghanistan where you (if you can say that is)? been in the sandbox a few times but I haven't been there yet. headed that way soon though.
I've got 14 years service in active and reserve (Air Force). I plan on staying in till I get at least 20. be dumb not to at this point
i heard the other day there's a $15K reenlistment bonus right now. damn, wish I hadn't reenlisted for another 6 last year.
RAZOR
04-18-2006, 01:22 PM
mon-friday 7am to 5pm- Chevrolet dealership service dept. Dispatcher.
dispatch all work that comes into the door to
the correct technecians.but most of the time
on the forum,keeps me sane.
by night.pretty much like being on call 7-days a week.but only work maybe
at the least 3 nights at the most 5 nights out of the week.
cleaning reastraunt grease hoods,ducts and fans.we use high pressure washer.
hard part but allready kinda use to it,working til 2:30 3:00 in the morning
getting home,shower go to bed.barley close the eyes and have to wake up tp get ready for the day job...
every chance i get :drink: :good life :break bed :drink: again
oh and of coarse :bathroom: :toilet: http://www.mbclub.ru/chat/images/smilies/xxx-whak.gif
Krull
04-18-2006, 06:45 PM
Server specialist / geek for the past 14 years.
Shadow
04-19-2006, 03:25 PM
Quality Technician for the No. 1 investment casting company in the world. We make everything from landbased turbine blades to major components in All Comercial and Military aircraft, to space shuttle main engine parts.
jrod1970
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
well as most of you know i work in a hot rod & bike shop:glasses2:
Wild Coyote
04-20-2006, 07:51 AM
I'm a Presentence Investigator for the 18th Judicial Circuit Court, Adult Felony Division, DuPage County, IL. I basically conduct investigations on felons convicted of a crime and create a report all about him with a recommendation to the Judge on what should happen with the offender.
Business manager: Martial Arts School...........KICKASS, great gig minimal hours means lots of time to ride!!!
olpanrider
04-20-2006, 04:42 PM
construction management for a national commercial real estate developer..........
chandlerk
04-20-2006, 09:12 PM
:drink:U.S. Army recruiter and combat vet looking at 16 years of service in June. Strivin' for the big "20" and the beer money it brings!
Gunny1371
04-20-2006, 10:52 PM
:drink:U.S. Army recruiter and combat vet looking at 16 years of service in June. Strivin' for the big "20" and the beer money it brings!
Done the recruiting thing:knife:. I'd much rather spend 3 years in combat than another 3 on the street.
chandlerk
04-20-2006, 10:54 PM
Only have 3 years and some change left to retire so it can't hurt me! LOL!
Gunny1371
04-20-2006, 11:07 PM
Only have 3 years and some change left to retire so it can't hurt me! LOL!
Yeah, I hear ya. I was a young Sgt w/ 4.5 years in and my whole career ahead of me when I started. The whole experience left me w/ a bad taste in my mouth. Besides who wants to recruit when you can do this?:grin3:
asp3132
04-20-2006, 11:56 PM
I am a mechanic, Asian/European specialist for about the past 14-15 years.
pegscraper
04-21-2006, 08:51 AM
I'm a Presentence Investigator for the 18th Judicial Circuit Court, Adult Felony Division, DuPage County, IL. I basically conduct investigations on felons convicted of a crime and create a report all about him with a recommendation to the Judge on what should happen with the offender.
So you've met Razor, huh?:wink2:
shane1
04-24-2006, 12:21 PM
VP of a construction company
Gnigma
05-01-2006, 04:57 AM
Currently, Administrative Supervisor for UNM Hospital. Past eleven years as Oncology (cancer) RN. Before that, Motorola Communications Field Engineer for about 10 years. :biker:
chandlerk
05-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Currently, Administrative Supervisor for UNM Hospital. Past eleven years as Oncology (cancer) RN. Before that, Motorola Communications Field Engineer for about 10 years. :biker:
FUCKOFF NOOOOOB! Welcome to the site. Have fun listening to all the knuckleheads on this crazy forum.
Princess
05-02-2006, 01:22 AM
Arghhhhhhhhh HAIRSTYLIST!!!:rolleyes3
chandlerk
05-02-2006, 07:47 AM
Arghhhhhhhhh HAIRSTYLIST!!!:rolleyes3
You fell off your trike!!!!! Woohoo!!!!:grin:
BamaKC
05-04-2006, 12:38 AM
executive headhunter
Hmmmmm may need to talk to you soon! AT&T(SBC) is buying BellSouth... not sure where a lot of us will end up after the fall out.
jrod1970
05-04-2006, 02:25 AM
Currently, Administrative Supervisor for UNM Hospital. Past eleven years as Oncology (cancer) RN. Before that, Motorola Communications Field Engineer for about 10 years. :biker:get rid of the suz, and the yama, ride red!!!!!!!!http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/pyth.gif http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/pyth.gif!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm may need to talk to you soon! AT&T(SBC) is buying BellSouth... not sure where a lot of us will end up after the fall out.
I should have been amore explicit, Bama....I work only in the insurance industry:happy:
BamaKC
05-04-2006, 06:46 PM
lol...well that's okay... we likely have two years left on the contract and then maybe I'll get lucky and be placed at one of our other sites.
lol...well that's okay... we likely have two years left on the contract and then maybe I'll get lucky and be placed at one of our other sites.
I know a lot of people that do what I do for other industries, Bama.....if I can ever help don't hesitate to shout
secgeek
05-20-2006, 11:19 AM
Information Security Specialist...
fly_by
05-20-2006, 09:40 PM
I'm a Presentence Investigator for the 18th Judicial Circuit Court, Adult Felony Division, DuPage County, IL. I basically conduct investigations on felons convicted of a crime and create a report all about him with a recommendation to the Judge on what should happen with the offender.
Yusta live in West Chicago and then Elmhurst. Fortunately I newver had much dealing with law enforcement on any level.
Moved to Florida to get away from the winters!!!
Leon
fly_by
05-20-2006, 09:47 PM
executive headhunter
I've hunted for some head in my time. I've even found some from time to time!!! Never did it as a profession tho!!!!!:glasses2:
jrod1970
05-20-2006, 09:50 PM
I've hunted for some head in my time. I've even found some from time to time!!! Never did it as a profession tho!!!!!:glasses2:you should come to my house and see my collection http://scorpius.150m.com/master/smilie/saevilw.gif
fly_by
05-20-2006, 09:50 PM
Mainframe computer programmer. Primarily Assembler, some Cobol. For the world's largest independent credit card processor.
I've hunted for some head in my time. I've even found some from time to time!!! Never did it as a profession tho!!!!!:glasses2:
you outta try it......even a blind dog finds a bone every so often LOL:lol:
Howdy everyone! Fuckin noob here! :freak:
I'm a concrete conveyor operator/crane operator for a construction company in BFE
or in other words, northern illinois. :grin: Havent done much modding yet but i can see if i
spend much time here i'll get the itch too!
That is all........
jrod1970
05-21-2006, 12:54 AM
Howdy everyone! Fuckin noob here! :freak:
I'm a concrete conveyor operator/crane operator for a construction company in BFE
or in other words, northern illinois. :grin: Havent done much modding yet but i can see if i
spend much time here i'll get the itch too!
That is all........fuck off noob!!!..lots of mod goodies to be found here!!! welcome to shadowriders!!!:drink:
Howdy everyone! Fuckin noob here! :freak:
I'm a concrete conveyor operator/crane operator for a construction company in BFE
or in other words, northern illinois. :grin: Havent done much modding yet but i can see if i
spend much time here i'll get the itch too!
That is all........
open that wallet, pull out that credit card and sharpen your wrenchin skills....you in a for some fun:cool4:
Corpsegrinder
05-21-2006, 10:19 AM
open that wallet, pull out that credit card and sharpen your wrenchin skills....you in a for some fun:cool4:
Wow! Good to see ya in here Buck!
Wow! Good to see ya in here Buck!
still alive and kickin man.....your bike's look sweet....see the moddin' :cool3: disease still has ya by the balls heheheheh
Corpsegrinder
05-21-2006, 10:41 AM
still alive and kickin man.....your bike's look sweet....see the moddin' :cool3: disease still has ya by the balls heheheheh
hehe! yep, The one in the sig is my first customer. I'm more then happy to help him spend his money!:laugh4:
Bout to hit the geerage. See ya on the other side!
RestlessSpirit
05-21-2006, 11:22 AM
US Army Drill Sergeant- Turnin boys into men and men into Soldiers! :2gunsfiri :rifle: :grenade: :big gun:
subman648
05-21-2006, 06:50 PM
Chemical Plant Process Technician
chandlerk
05-21-2006, 06:57 PM
US Army Drill Sergeant- Turnin boys into men and men into Soldiers! :2gunsfiri :rifle: :grenade: :big gun:
I gotta send 'em to you before you can mess with 'em, Sarge!
subman648
05-21-2006, 07:01 PM
just like a recruiter
hehe....
doctorbabe
05-25-2006, 11:15 PM
Credit Risk Analyst. Hey, stop laughing. It pays for my bike. :grin:
claybeaux454
05-29-2006, 01:37 PM
Im a roughneck in the arabian gulf, and no, u cant blame me for the gas prices.:pissed:
Blueshadow
05-29-2006, 03:38 PM
I work full time as team coordinator for a local city Public Works in the street maintenance division (28 years). I am a reserve police captain (18 years) and an administrator/firearms instructor for the tri-county area Law Enforcement Reserve Academy. :policeman I also have the fun of writing the tests for the academy. :overlord: I was also a volunteer Captain/Firefighter/EMT/HazMat Tech/Air-Crash-Rescue Tech/Salvage specialist for a local fire department for 11 years. :fireman:
MGSabre
05-30-2006, 01:05 AM
I work as a full time dockhand for BAX Global at the Toledo Express Airport. I have worked here since I left the US Army in 1994.
Budgar
06-02-2006, 10:38 AM
6 years in the army back in the 80's was basic training for my current job as a high school teacher.
lilostitch2
06-02-2006, 04:02 PM
animation at Disney
jrmshadow
06-10-2006, 06:09 PM
I work in a xxxxxxx as a Security Supervisor.
jrod1970
06-10-2006, 11:55 PM
animation at Disney
dude, my wife worked for 'Mouchwitz" for 2 years, is it true bout the subliminal messages that you animators put in to twist our kids???:laugh4:
theshadowknows
06-11-2006, 12:15 AM
Tool and Die Maker for 20 years and I would love to find something else. Need more time to work on my bike.
Machinehead
06-11-2006, 12:40 AM
Construction contractor Res/Com.
jrod1970
06-11-2006, 01:29 AM
i just went through this and the only thing i put down was fix bikes and stuff....i work at a hot rod/bike shop (and some of you think i work at burgerking!):crazy3:
I am an area technical training manager for Mazda North American Operations.
Guess what I drive?.....
BO'S SHADOW
06-13-2006, 02:19 PM
I owned a couple of tranny shops for years...out of that,
went into Auto Consulting....during those years I became a
Senior Human Relations Analyst (aka parent w/grown kids)
Avid DIY'r saves $$$ so I use it to support me and my half-hearts fun habits.
pegscraper
06-13-2006, 04:10 PM
I am a pimp
airbrush addict
06-13-2006, 04:13 PM
OK, someone's got to ask..... Pegscraper, where did you get that avatar???? TOO FUNNY!!!
pegscraper
06-13-2006, 04:22 PM
At the masters
Recognize the board in back? Blown up you can see all the names!
airbrush addict
06-13-2006, 04:26 PM
Can't reed the names when I enlarged it....Notice I didn't say blow it up. Didn't want to be accused of anything... HAHA....
airbrush addict
06-13-2006, 04:27 PM
OH, OK I get it.
Sorry, too many interuptions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pegscraper
06-13-2006, 04:34 PM
It is from the last Masters Tourney. Photoshop added SEX.
Gaylord
06-13-2006, 05:33 PM
I am a Older Displaced Worker . Per Unemployment Classification . Was Maintenance Mechanic for General Tire , Akron ,Oh . 667,000 sq.ft .Building & all equipment ,22 forklifts. 20 years ,they closed & moved south . If it broke fix it .
FireCaptRick
07-31-2006, 04:28 PM
Board Operator Gas Processing Plant,
Peace,
Rick.
RAZOR
07-31-2006, 04:36 PM
Board Operator Gas Processing Plant,
Peace,
Rick.
HHUMM AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FIRE CAPT...:freak:
Wicked Wanda
07-31-2006, 04:44 PM
HHUMM AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FIRE CAPT...:freak:
Maybe it's his FANTASY?! :stunned: :thumbsup:
SmokeShowin
07-31-2006, 04:49 PM
HHUMM AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FIRE CAPT...:freak:
"Occupation:
Lead Operator Gas Processing Plant. Captain Volunteer Fire Dept "
jrod1970
07-31-2006, 08:58 PM
HHUMM AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FIRE CAPT...:freak:
pay more attention razor:freak:
miclash1
08-01-2006, 05:56 AM
i work for a power generation plant, and i also have a dj business. my wife doesn't hassle me for any money i spend on bikes, boats, or cars.....
FireCaptRick
08-01-2006, 01:41 PM
I'll bet more than one of us have a professional life and a volunteer life. Still my kid's seem to take up as much or more of my time as the other two.
Peace,
FireCaptRick
08-01-2006, 01:43 PM
Wanda,
Believe me, Some of the things I have seen you could only wish that it was fantasy and not real.
Peace,
Free Spirit
08-01-2006, 01:51 PM
System Admin/Analyst for a chemical company in St Louis... and :idea2: ....yes... I'm as much an asshole at work as I am here!:thumbsup:
Wicked Wanda
08-01-2006, 01:54 PM
Wanda,
Believe me, Some of the things I have seen you could only wish that it was fantasy and not real.
Peace,
My Father is a retired firefighter (30 years duty) and I'm a former Deputy Sheriff. I know exactly what you deal with on a daily basis and it's not always a pleasant experience.
Bless you for what you do for a living... :cool4:
SmokeShowin
08-01-2006, 04:25 PM
Wanda,
Believe me, Some of the things I have seen you could only wish that it was fantasy and not real.
Peace,
Oh my god!!!! He's seen Tiny naked!!!! :lol:
You poor soul. :dizzy:
jrod1970
08-01-2006, 05:50 PM
System Admin/Analyst for a chemical company in St Louis... and :idea2: ....yes... I'm as much an asshole at work as I am here!:thumbsup:
geez, and i thought i was an asshole:mean: :grin3:
fly_by
08-01-2006, 07:31 PM
Hey Pegs, if ya need to get the tank refilled on that computer, I'll give ya a ride!!!! -C:\Documents and Settings\Leon\My Documents\My Pictures\toons\Dash Tap.jpg
fly_by
08-01-2006, 07:34 PM
Picture didn't insert :madani:
Let's try attachment!
gui_tarzan
08-02-2006, 07:35 PM
Did I respond yet?
Technology Director for a K-12 public school district. I'm also in a band called Crimson Tide (www.ridewiththetide.com) and love riding bikes.
jrod1970
08-02-2006, 08:24 PM
Picture didn't insert :madani:
Let's try attachment!
i think peg's has found his long lost lover!!
sorry tiny!:laugh4:
Fire Shadow
08-02-2006, 09:53 PM
I am a F/T Firefighter/EMT. And hobbies are kids, and bikes.
Vicious1
08-04-2006, 10:10 PM
I'm a customer implementations engineer. I'm that guy from office space that deals with the customers so the developers don't have to, except I make the developers talk to the customers from time to time.
labman
08-10-2006, 01:38 PM
in response to the question
im a dental tech. so when you go over your handle bars at 50mph im the guy who makes your new teeth.:bucktooth :bucktooth
Free Spirit
08-10-2006, 01:57 PM
geez, and i thought i was an asshole:mean: :grin3:
well... YOU ARE!!!!! Of course, coming form me that's a compliment!!!!! :thumbsup:
jrod1970
08-10-2006, 02:00 PM
well... YOU ARE!!!!! Of course, coming form me that's a compliment!!!!! :thumbsup:
thanks man, and i thought i had no love here:crazy3:
Free Spirit
08-10-2006, 02:30 PM
thanks man, and i thought i had no love here:crazy3:
Well don't get too excited... it aint like I'm asking you to marry me.... :no:
jrod1970
08-10-2006, 02:31 PM
Well don't get too excited... it aint like I'm asking you to marry me.... :no:
why would you say that??
i dont get exited over men
thats razors job!:grin:
Free Spirit
08-10-2006, 02:51 PM
why would you say that??
i dont get exited over men
thats razors job!:grin:
Razor, Tiny, Pegs... the list gets longer all the time... :lol:
jrod1970
08-10-2006, 03:11 PM
Razor, Tiny, Pegs, jrod, my sexual conquest list gets longer all the time... :lol:
i knew you had something wrong with you!
homo!:laugh4: :stunned: :laugh4:
Free Spirit
08-10-2006, 03:47 PM
i knew you had something wrong with you... you originally left my name out!
homo!:laugh4: :stunned: :laugh4:
:kiss:
jrod1970
08-10-2006, 03:49 PM
:kiss::kiss::kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
L84work
08-14-2006, 11:49 PM
Realtor and Broker in charge here. Pretty much set my own hours. :cool4:
Surfernick
09-03-2006, 09:33 PM
Hang dry wall during the day, surf in the afternoon and sleep on the beach at night.
Free Spirit
09-03-2006, 10:55 PM
Hang dry wall during the day, surf in the afternoon and sleep on the beach at night.
Sweet lookin ride man...:thumbsup:
Surfernick
09-03-2006, 10:57 PM
Thanks man!
jrod1970
09-04-2006, 04:32 AM
Hang dry wall during the day, surf in the afternoon and sleep on the beach at night.
DUDE!! NICE FUCKING PIPES!!! GREAT CURVES!!
may i ask who made them??:grin:
Mr.Sinister
09-04-2006, 10:04 AM
Hang dry wall during the day, surf in the afternoon and sleep on the beach at night. I thought you where a cop?
Surfernick
09-04-2006, 12:22 PM
Thanks man! Burb did the pipes.
Surfernick
09-04-2006, 12:23 PM
I was fired for being on the take and excessive use of force. lol!
SmokeShowin
09-04-2006, 06:59 PM
I thought you where a cop?
Don't blow his cover man. Didn't you see Point Break? :lol:
SmokeShowin
09-04-2006, 07:00 PM
Awesome looking bike Surfer. :thumbsup:
Surfernick
09-04-2006, 08:01 PM
Thanks for the comps man!
jrod1970
09-04-2006, 08:55 PM
I thought you where a cop?
you like cops?
damn sin, to think you are one!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:thumbsup:
be safe!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Mr.Sinister
09-04-2006, 09:52 PM
One of his TSW pics has him in a tux leaning on a cop car. I was drawing the obvious paralell.:idea2:
jrod1970
09-04-2006, 09:56 PM
One of his TSW pics has him in a tux leaning on a cop car. I was drawing the obvious paralell.:idea2:
you like pics of guys with tux's on?:laugh4:
Mr.Sinister
09-04-2006, 10:05 PM
Sure.:biker:
jrod1970
09-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Sure.:biker:
shot you a pm:happy:
Surfernick
09-04-2006, 10:21 PM
Heheh... Nothing wrong with hanging dry wall - it's a step up from roofer.
jrod1970
09-04-2006, 10:33 PM
Heheh... Nothing wrong with hanging dry wall - it's a step up from roofer.
what part of cali are you in??
i am from Garden Grove, moved here to Vegas a year ago, never want to set foot in that crappy state again!
FUCK ARNOLD!!:thumbsdow
cstinnett32
09-04-2006, 11:15 PM
Teacher and coach...used my student loans from getting my masters degree to buy bike. Think of it as an early graduation present.
Free Spirit
09-05-2006, 11:47 AM
you like pics of guys with tux's on?:laugh4:
E#specially when they're bent over!!!:lol:
Mr.Sinister
09-05-2006, 12:10 PM
E#specially when they're bent over!!!:lol: I always figured you for the sort.:grin:
DoZeR2006
09-07-2006, 12:39 PM
F/T student going into business, working at a footlocker now
RAZOR
09-07-2006, 01:13 PM
F/T student going into the gay porno business, working at a local gay bar as a male stripped now
DUDE I WOULD'NT TELL EVERYBODY THAT...
Free Spirit
09-07-2006, 01:20 PM
DUDE I WOULD'NT TELL EVERYBODY THAT...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fire Shadow
09-07-2006, 02:32 PM
Career Firefighter
TinyUFB
09-07-2006, 03:45 PM
Oh my god!!!! He's seen Tiny naked!!!! :lol:
You poor soul. :dizzy:
Damn Right and he is awful jealous as a result. :dizzy:
TinyUFB
09-07-2006, 03:46 PM
PEGS earns most of his income selling drugs to pre-schoolers.
I on the other hand work hard picking pickled packs of pickle peppers.
AirportFF
09-07-2006, 05:49 PM
PEGS earns most of his income selling drugs to pre-schoolers.
I on the other hand work hard picking pickled packs of pickle peppers.
Sooooooo you're a pickle packer? Is that like a salami smuggler?:dizzy:
dtreece
09-07-2006, 10:43 PM
Software Engineer by day
SmokeShowin
09-07-2006, 10:53 PM
Software Engineer by day
I'll be the nice guy.
Welcome to the nuthouse! :jester:
Check your sanity and your wallet at the door.
SmokeShowin
09-07-2006, 10:54 PM
Software Engineer by day
Male prostitute by night. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/html/images/smilies/love/liebe35.gif (http://www.World-of-Smilies.com)
Razor and Pegs are gonna love you. Just email them your rates.
Free Spirit
09-08-2006, 09:04 AM
Software Engineer by day
Unlike the "SofterGentlerKinderSweeter" Smoke, I'll give you a "proper" welcome....
FUCK OFF YA TRYINTOGETMYSOFTWAREHARDORATLEASTFIRMAERORIDINPUTERGEEK NOOB (Only a fellow computer geek is gonna get the humor in that one)
Sorry if that one was a bit weak, but it was the best I could do early in the morning and with very little info to work from...:knife: and not nearly enough coffee...:no:
Wecome to the nuthouse! Please don't forget to trade you feelings, and anything that you think passes for sanity, for an armor plated straight jacket at the door...:grin3:
TinyUFB
09-08-2006, 09:18 AM
Sooooooo you're a pickle packer? Is that like a salami smuggler?:dizzy:
Ah,,,,,,,lets think in terms of Vienna Sausages.......:heh_heh:
Dalgast
09-24-2006, 08:11 AM
What do I do, remember the song, love to work at doing nothing all day, well that's what I do, nothing all day. Unless you want to count takin hits off my bong and watching TV. Oh, and here's the real kick in the ass, I get paid over $10 to do it. The only way I can get fired is if I actually do something. So, I ride, I do a little airbrushing. I already mentioned my bong, but I can't leave out bourbon. Yes, I love to work at doing nothing all day.
SmokeShowin
09-24-2006, 09:57 AM
So you're saying you're a government employee?
jrod1970
09-24-2006, 09:17 PM
What do I do, remember the song, love to work at doing nothing all day, well that's what I do, nothing all day. Unless you want to count takin hits off my bong and watching TV. Oh, and here's the real kick in the ass, I get paid over $10 to do it. The only way I can get fired is if I actually do something. So, I ride, I do a little airbrushing. I already mentioned my bong, but I can't leave out bourbon. Yes, I love to work at doing nothing all day.
so what you are saying is, you suck your own dong?:lol:
Free Spirit
09-25-2006, 08:51 AM
What do I do, remember the dong, love to work at dong all day, well that's what I do, nothing all day. Unless you want to count takin hits off my dong and watching gay porn. Oh, and here's the real lick in the ass, I get paid $1 to do it. The only way I can get fired is if I actually dong. So, I ride, I do a little paint huffing. I already mentioned my dong, but I can't leave out bonbons. Yes, I love to work at dong all day.
Damn... so what your saying is... you're a gay manwhore... :stunned:
Pegs... Tiny.... here's your new best friend:lol:
ACE-Rider
09-25-2006, 09:14 AM
I'm a refer specialist!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/hippy.gif Fingure that one out!!
Free Spirit
09-25-2006, 09:48 AM
I'm a refer specialist!! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/blackeye/hippy.gif Fingure that one out!!
Lemme gues.. you work on refridgerated trailers?:idea2:
pegscraper
09-25-2006, 10:20 AM
POTHEAD!:beatnik2: ? Dealer? HVAC?
ACE-Rider
09-25-2006, 10:33 AM
POTHEAD!:beatnik2: ? Dealer? HVAC?
Just a tech.....Actually I put down my tools and now I'm a tech service rep. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/11doh.gif
Free Spirit
09-25-2006, 10:50 AM
Just a tech.....Actually I put down my tools and now I'm a tech service rep. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/11doh.gif
Yeah.... I heard JRod's wife "put down" your tool too....:lol: :lol: :lol:
ACE-Rider
09-26-2006, 01:52 PM
Yeah.... I heard JRod's wife "put down" your tool too....:lol: :lol: :lol:
LMAO....After she sucked on it a while and made it spit !! http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/geno/blowjob.gif
Sorry JRod!!
PRPRTYOF
01-16-2007, 07:55 PM
I work for a shithole city in a public library. lol. Yup, I've broken the fuckin mold. I'm a biker, working in the library, with tattoos and a pierced nose.
In fact, I'm the only normal fucking person there! lol
Gene Frenkle
01-17-2007, 07:20 AM
I'm a welder/fabricator and part-time lover.
morepower
01-21-2007, 01:55 PM
Hi......... Fire/security, access control, CCTV tech.
nova69400
01-31-2007, 01:14 AM
I run a cnc mill at work and I play drums in my band on the weekends
honcho
01-31-2007, 07:32 PM
make booze. it's all legal though.
rebelred
01-31-2007, 07:37 PM
make booze. it's all legal though. who ya make booze for?
honcho
01-31-2007, 07:49 PM
the masses. hey, i used to live in the 'whee. back in 2000.
jrod1970
02-01-2007, 01:45 AM
I run a cnc mill at work and I play drums in my band on the weekends
is it your band? or the singers band?
:kiss:
nova69400
02-01-2007, 01:51 AM
is it your band? or the singers band?
:kiss:
Ouch!!! But yeah you're right... the band I play in plays for a local country singer :jamming:
jrod1970
02-01-2007, 01:57 AM
Ouch!!! But yeah you're right... the band I play in plays for a local country singer :jamming:
COUNTRY!!!???
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...........
did the dog and wife come home?
and the truck started running again??
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............:happy:
nova69400
02-01-2007, 02:08 AM
HAHAHAHA --- Well I'm not a Huge country fan but It pays $100 a gig, and The chick I play for is pretty good so, it's worth it.. I do like some country, but mainly rock, and some metal
jrod1970
02-01-2007, 02:14 AM
HAHAHAHA --- Well I'm not a Huge country fan but It pays $100 a gig, and The chick I play for is pretty good so, it's worth it.. I do like some country, but mainly rock, and some metal
i am all about HARD FUCKING CORE!!!!!
Slayer, Deicide, shit like that, love the old school, D.R.I, T.S.O.L, cool shit, fuck, i am 37 years old and have been in a few hardcore bands as a guitar player/singer, so i know the drill.....
but cuntry????
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
i do like Toby Keith...he is cool...
shhhhhhh dont tell anyone:knife:
nova69400
02-01-2007, 02:23 AM
yeah, I like some hardcore everyonce in a while ... I really like heavy music at parties... nothing like shuttin down the rap and putting on some Iced Earth
jrod1970
02-01-2007, 02:39 AM
yeah, I like some hardcore everyonce in a while ... I really like heavy music at parties... nothing like shuttin down the rap and putting on some Iced Earth
did you know, "rap" is missing a letter?
the "c" in the front!
:beatnik2:
Voodoo-U
03-06-2007, 12:43 PM
VP of Technology and Creative Development for an Atlanta Application Marketing Firm.
miclash1
03-06-2007, 12:45 PM
VP of Technology and Creative Development for an Atlanta Application Marketing Firm.
what the hell does that mean?
RAZOR
03-06-2007, 12:48 PM
VP of Technology and Creative Development for an Atlanta Application Marketing Firm.
it means i make well over $100 grand a year. cuz my postion name is the size
of a paragraph.
Voodoo-U
03-06-2007, 12:51 PM
Well, without getting into the nitty-gritty, it basically means that I oversee anything to do with the development of applications and the UI that users see to use those applications.
My background is in computer animation and aerospace engineering, so I do a lot of left brain/right brain which helps people from the creative dept. work properly with the tech dept. and vice-versa.
My free-time "skills" of mod-making for Quake, Unreal, Counter-Strike, etc. is basically put to use in a fashion that allows me to earn a living since I'm not fortunate enough to do game design, lol.
it means i make well over $100 grand a year. cuz my postion name is the size
of a paragraph.
Heh, part of the reason they give titles like that is to keep from paying you. Everyone seems to think a title makes up for 60hr work weeks on salary, lol.
MrRngr94
03-07-2007, 05:56 AM
In a round about way I help kill bad people.
miclash1
03-07-2007, 06:02 AM
In a round about way I help kill bad people.
do be round about it
what do u mean........ does this mean you pull the switch for capital punishment?
MrRngr94
03-07-2007, 08:46 AM
hehe. Nope. I go to far away places instead. And no I'm not in the military, but I do work with them.
SmokeShowin
03-07-2007, 07:20 PM
:stunned: :stunned: OMG!!!HE'S WITH RAVENWOOD!!! :stunned: :stunned:
*Reference to the CBS show Jericho, before anybody asks
Gaylord
03-08-2007, 10:26 AM
New job. Had to get a job. Wife got tired of me in the house after 1 1/2 years .Went back to work . JRB Attachments,They make heavy equipment buckets & quick change attachments. I now work(?) maintenance , nights 3:30 -1 am.Now do you spend $$ on new bike ? or just more bikes? I am trying to cut back only own 1 bike & 4 cars now.Need new circle driveway first ,rotate what to drive next.
98 ShadowT
03-08-2007, 09:07 PM
Mortgage Broker lending on about any property, mostly in Oregon and Washington and some other select states.
Also, photographer shooting Weddings, Portraits, (Seniors and Animals) and select fashion shots.
Shadow Kat
03-09-2007, 05:28 PM
Triage nurse in a medical office.
miclash1
03-12-2007, 05:33 AM
Triage nurse in a medical office.
you mean "HEAD NURSE":lol:
mcvierh
03-14-2007, 06:07 AM
Carpenter/Electrician, Disaster restoration...you burn down your house with your indoor bar-b-q idea because it's raining outside and I come along and rebuild it.
dragonpaco
03-28-2007, 09:20 PM
fix bikes, in school for medical assistant cerification, phlebotomy certification, EMT certification, and Paramedic certification. when i'm out i plan on being a full time paramedic. (if i see a shadow on it's side a little extra morphine goes to the rider)
Heavy equipment operator...I get to play in the dirt all day with big toys!!
MrRngr94
03-29-2007, 11:47 PM
Trade ya jobs
I have to much fun to trade jobs!!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/jenarlington/Cat345BTrackedexcavator.jpg
RAZOR
03-30-2007, 09:33 AM
I have to much fun to trade jobs!!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/jenarlington/Cat345BTrackedexcavator.jpg
SO YOUR THE FUCKER THATS TEARING UP OUR FORESTS AND DESTROYING
POOR ANIMALS HOMES.:madani::madani:
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.
.
J/K I DONT CARE.
I don't tear up forest...I build new roads and reconstruct old ones!I don't do land development!!
I try to make the roads nice and smooth for us on are bikes!!
RAZOR
03-30-2007, 11:00 AM
I try to make the roads nice and smooth for us on are bikes!!
YOU COULD MAKE BANK HERE IN NEW MEXICO THEN,, THERES NO SUCH THING
AS A SMOOTH ROAD AROUND THESE AREAS.
miclash1
03-30-2007, 11:04 AM
YOU COULD MAKE BANK HERE IN NEW MEXICO THEN,, THERES NO SUCH THING
AS A SMOOTH ROAD AROUND THESE AREAS.
they don't fix the roads in new mexico, because they know you guys all steal each others hub caps and there is no sense fixxing the roads cuz all the cars are with out them .
stop stealing hub caps and you will have nice roads...:jamming:
i'm only fucking with ya bro.
RAZOR
03-30-2007, 11:41 AM
they don't fix the roads in new mexico, because they know you guys all steal each others hub caps and there is no sense fixxing the roads cuz all the cars are with out them .
stop stealing hub caps and you will have nice roads...:jamming:
i'm only fucking with ya bro.
I'VE NEVER STOLE ANY HUB CAPS...I DONT THINK I DID, WAIT THERE WAS THIS
ONE TIME I NEEDED SOME FOR MY,, :freak: UUMM NEVERMIND..
J/K I NEVER STOLE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.. IM ONLY 1/2 MEXICAN SO IF I STOLE ANYTHING THE WHITE PART OF WOULD ALLWAYS GET CAUGHT...:laugh4::laugh4:
I take it you guy's have never been on a michigan road...you hit one of our pot holes you'll never be seen again!!I grew up in Georgia and the roads down there are like a baby's ass....smooooooth!!
1964mustang
04-06-2007, 01:38 AM
I am a GIS Analyst ( I make maps and manage databases ). And I am a homeschool dad.
Beetle
04-06-2007, 01:45 AM
Hats off to blackhawk - as many hours as the blackhawks are logging nowdays, you've got a heckuva mission. Keep 'em floating lad, we old farts salute those of you who have picked up the torch.
I manage a team of top notch folks who support a number of Army programs focused on taking care of soldiers and families. Some days we win, some days we lose, but we stay in the fray.
Beetle
04-06-2007, 01:47 AM
So 1964mustang, is it reasonable to assume your kids do ok in geography? We homeschooled 4 boys........
ageingrodder
05-16-2007, 12:33 AM
Retired National Guard, tired Cop:policeman , and well I guess a Noob. But that doesn't really matter because guys like Satan make me feel so welcome:furious2:
PatsAce
05-16-2007, 09:14 AM
Diesel mechanic almost 20yrs
Fitzzy73
05-25-2007, 03:31 PM
Correctional Officer.
mrkuyukot
06-13-2007, 11:37 AM
Lineman, Repair/Install Tech for a phone co.
Titanium2006
06-13-2007, 01:02 PM
Insurance Broker - so if your in Ontario, let me know. I mainly look after commercial/business insurance - but being into bikes, I help have helped the majority of folks in my area (South Western Ontario).
tgrider
06-13-2007, 03:17 PM
Construction.... mostly s.i.p. now in good 'ol chico, ca :jamming:
carfixer1
06-21-2007, 07:19 PM
Automotive Technician for over 20 years, 8 years now at my own shop.
auto assembly line worker, a.k.a. human robot
Scott
06-25-2007, 10:55 AM
I am a supervisor for a pharma packing plant. Mod $ comes from selling the drugs (in dark alleys) that my emp's package
mrkuyukot
06-27-2007, 10:42 PM
I am a supervisor for a pharma packing plant. Mod $ comes from selling the drugs (in dark alleys) that my emp's package
Which alley? I might have run across you sometime ago.:cool4:
SmokeShowin
06-28-2007, 10:54 PM
auto assembly line worker, a.k.a. human robot
Fuck! He's the Terminator!
Fuck! He's the Terminator!
The terminator had more fun at his job:laugh4:
hokfota
06-30-2007, 06:04 PM
New guy to the forum. Career Firefighter, Full-time Husband and Father!
i what do i do?...
my wife :break bed
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Im a pimp, spend my nights bitch slapping ho's around, collecting cash from john's, drinking malt beer in my green cadillac coupe de ville....
RAZOR
07-03-2007, 05:30 PM
Im a pimp, spend my nights bitch slapping ho's around, collecting cash from john's, drinking malt beer in my green cadillac coupe de ville....
so you have a PHD like me..:thumbsup::thumbsup:
Pimpin Hos Degree......-( HOLD UP , WAIT A MINUTE, LET ME PUT SOME PIMPIN IN IT)
WHERES MY MONEY BITCH,, ISAID SHUT UP...SAY ANOTHER
MOTHERFUCKIN WORD....SAY IT AGAIN,SAY IT AGAIN
OOOOOOOGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
Pimps and ho's.... what did the hand say to the ho?.... SHLAP! Im Rick James Bitch!
PSDAVIDSON
07-24-2007, 07:03 PM
oilfield wireline operator.
I wire explosives and send them down a well to perferate the pipe. so oil or natural gas can be produced.
SmokeShowin
07-24-2007, 07:11 PM
oilfield wireline operator.
I wire explosives and send them down a well to perferate the pipe. so oil or natural gas can be produced.
Cool!
Awesome avatar too. :jamming:
PSDAVIDSON
07-24-2007, 07:39 PM
Cool!
Awesome avatar too. :jamming:thanks, heres a shot going off on top of the ground.
YO MUDA
09-05-2007, 01:17 AM
Supervisor Landscape Dept. University of OkieHOMER
25 years 60 hours a week. Shit I need a vacat:cry2: ion.
jst216
09-05-2007, 05:17 AM
Sr. Special Agent (Cinder Bull) - BNSF RR, 28 1/2 yrs to go...Yippee
steelcity83
09-05-2007, 05:34 PM
Im a local truck driver for a steel company. I drive the truck and fix it when it breaks. also do any welding of mantainence that needs done on the trailers
Lizardking
09-05-2007, 09:45 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
SmokeShowin
09-05-2007, 09:49 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Hit the bottle early tonight, huh? :drink:
Purpitrator
09-06-2007, 10:43 AM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Translation Please.
miclash1
09-06-2007, 11:20 AM
that is the best fucking story i ever read.....
dude you need to become an author, you have quite the imgination.....
1964mustang
09-06-2007, 04:07 PM
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Austin Powers
written by Mike Myers
Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Therapist (Carrie Fisher): Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood.
Dr Evil: Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Therapist: You know, we have to stop.
It is very funny though. Thanks for the laugh!
SgtYoung
09-06-2007, 07:10 PM
USAF Intel
MrRngr94
09-06-2007, 10:32 PM
USAF Intel
I'm kinda in the same boat as you.
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