dave101363
03-21-2005, 11:57 AM
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition
which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure
creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital
he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like
he
was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street,
he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning
and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit
perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new
shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
perfectly .
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about
new
shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit
perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
heck
of a headache."
ALWAYS get a second opinion...
bad
news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition
which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure
creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure
is to
remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital
he
was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like
he
was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street,
he
realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new
beginning
and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit
perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new
shirt?"
Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
perfectly .
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How
about
new
shoes?"
Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."
Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shoes and they fit
perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How
about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years
old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
would
press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
heck
of a headache."
ALWAYS get a second opinion...