Your Favourite Pick-up line

[mosher2003]

What's your favourite pick up line?? or whats the one that you've always wanted to use, but never had the balls???

Mine is................Walk up to a woman in a bar or wherever....ask her if she is a chicken farmer.
When she say's "No, Why???"
Say to her...."well, you sure are good at raising a cock!!"

Hahahaha
I know, i know....sad right??

But I thought it was funny...so go fuck yourself!!!!!

[ickmak]

Nice shoes, wanna FUCK:grin:

[mosher2003]

Nice shoes, wanna FUCK:grin:


Gee, it must have taken you years to come up with one that original!! :thumbsdow

[pegscraper]

How about, Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Lawanda?
Or, Hi, my name is Tiny, wanna fuck?

[Free Spirit]

I got a fifty bucks... let's go....

[Big O]

I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

[Bwahaha]

You wanna dance?
No.......
I said you look fat in dem pants.......

[mosher2003]

You wanna dance Frank?
No.......
awww c'mon..i really like your hairy ass.......Please??!??!?!

?????

[Bwahaha]

?????


Cant think of your own EH BITER

[mosher2003]

Mine was the first one.....who da squirel now????

[Bwahaha]

Mine was the first one.....who da squirel now????

Talkin bout changin QUOTES diputs

[pegscraper]

?????

Is your name Frank????? I thought it was BWASHER

[FFsLady]

I started to type my response but then I'd give away one of my best secrets!

[pegscraper]

I started to type my response but then I'd give away one of my best secrets!

Susan,
Help us guys out here! We need to know what will work! Come on!
What did Clint use on you?

Pegsline

[Free Spirit]

Susan,
Help us guys out here! We need to know what will work! Come on!
What did Clint use on you?

Pegsline

Or what did you uce on Clint???? :happy2:

[Big O]

I used " When you decide to stop playing around with that FAG and get a real man, let me know."

Turns out he was a closet homosexual.

[mosher2003]

I used " When you deside to stop playing around with that FAG and get a read man, let me know."

Turns out he was a closet homosexual.

SPELLCHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes3

[mosher2003]

Is your name Frank????? I thought it was BWASHER

Actually, my name isn't either of them.....:happy:

[RAZOR]

Heres A Few..

Go Up To A Lady Touch Her Shirt.say,"is This Cotton?'' Wait For Response.
Then Touch Down Near Her Crotch Area And Say."oh,this Must Be Felt''


My Dicks Been Felling A Little Dead Lately.want To Give It Mouth To Mouth?

So,is It Safe Say I'm Gonna Score?

Are You Free Tonight,or Will It Cost Me?

One That Must Be Asked...hi,are You Legal?

Hold Out Two Finger And Say ,''why Should A Women Masturbate With Thesetwo Fingers?'' (i Dont Know) ''cause There Mine,sweetheart"

Was Your Father A Farmer? Because You Sure Have Grown Some Nice
Melons.

You Know The More I Drink,the Prettier You Get.

Are You From Tennesee Cause Your The Only Ten I See

[Wicked Wanda]

You Know The More I Drink,the Prettier You Get.


Using this one is never good, especially the next morning....:stunned:

[pegscraper]

Using this one is never good, especially the next morning....:stunned:

Coyote sydrome? Chew your arm off so you don't have to wake her up and get the hell outa there!
Never happened to me...:no:
SWEAR TO GOD, MAN!

Pegshasonearm

[Wicked Wanda]

Coyote sydrome? Chew your arm off so you don't have to wake her up and get the hell outa there!

Yup...and hope he/she ain't at your place where you DO have to wake'm up. :freak:

[pegscraper]

Yup...and hope he/she ain't at your place where you DO have to wake'm up. :freak:

At Bronco's place!

[Wicked Wanda]

Never happened to me...:no:
SWEAR TO GOD, MAN!

Pegshasonearm


LIAR! I told you I don't look my best in the morning...you promised you wouldn't tell. :crying:

:devilish:

[pegscraper]

LIAR! I told you I don't look my best in the morning...you promised you wouldn't tell. :crying:

:devilish:

Trust me. I wouldn't chew my arm off. I'd go at it AGAIN!

[RAZOR]

Or

Lets Pretend We Are Squirrels,so I Could Bust A Nut In Your Hole.

[pegscraper]

Or

Lets Pretend We Are Squirrels,so I Could Bust A Nut In Your Hole.

RAZOR! :no::no::no::shame:

[Wicked Wanda]

Ya'll are missing the easiest way to get a girl...puppy or a dog :thumbsup:

[pegscraper]

Ya'll are missing the easiest way to get a girl...puppy or a dog :thumbsup:

You forgot wedding ring:wink_2:

[RAZOR]

Ya'll are missing the easiest way to get a girl...puppy or a dog :thumbsup:
WHATS THAT MEAN,,I COULD FUCK YOU GENTLE LIKE A PUPPY OR
FLIP YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU LIKE A DOG????

[pegscraper]

Women with cats are good.....
"You sure do have a nice looking pussy there!"

[Wicked Wanda]

Or

Lets Pretend We Are Squirrels,so I Could Bust A Nut In Your Hole.

Sweetie....this will not work.

Most women don't use lines...we use body language, eyes - be mysterious and draw you to us.

A man who is dressed nice, smells attractive (please don't use the whole friggin bottle) and just makes eye contact, smiles, looks away, looks back (ACT shy even if you're not) is going to get her interest quicker than a cheesy line.

Clean white t-shirt, nicely fitting jeans (NO ONE WANTS BUTT CRACK), motorcycle jacket, 5 o'clock shadow = yummy

[Wicked Wanda]

You forgot wedding ring:wink_2:

NOT THIS GIRL...not when I was single.

[pegscraper]

NOT THIS GIRL...not when I was single.

No commitments! You know 41% of all married women cheat!

[RAZOR]

Sweetie....this will not work.

Most women don't use lines...we use body language, eyes - be mysterious and draw you to us.

A man who is dressed nice, smells attractive (please don't use the whole friggin bottle) and just makes eye contact, smiles, looks away, looks back (ACT shy even if you're not) is going to get her interest quicker than a cheesy line.

Clean white t-shirt, nicely fitting jeans (NO ONE WANTS BUTT CRACK), motorcycle jacket, 5 o'clock shadow = yummy


:cool4: I KNOW BUT THE THREAD IS ABOUT PICK UP LINES.

[Wicked Wanda]

WHATS THAT MEAN,,I COULD FUCK YOU GENTLE LIKE A PUPPY OR
FLIP YOU OVER AND FUCK YOU LIKE A DOG????

NOOOOOOO....walk a dog or puppy around a park, town, etc. They're chick magnets.

I cannot leave Bones alone at our local park walking Red (our dachshund) - he always has some young thing talking to him.

[Wicked Wanda]

No commitments! You know 41% of all married women cheat!

True but the other 59% of us have morals.

[pegscraper]

NOOOOOOO....walk a dog or puppy around a park, town, etc. They're chick magnets.

I cannot leave Bones alone at our local park walking Red (our dachshund) - he always has some young thing talking to him.

For some reason the young hotties always talk to me..... must figure I'm no threat:no:

[Wicked Wanda]

:cool4: I KNOW BUT THE THREAD IS ABOUT PICK UP LINES.

Yeah, but have you read any good ones? Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut...

[Wicked Wanda]

For some reason the young hotties always talk to me..... must figure I'm no threat:no:

They always talk to Bones too, until they see me walking up...

[pegscraper]

I don't care if you can wrestle.... but I'd sure like to see you('re) box!

[RAZOR]

Yeah, but have you read any good ones? Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut...
:lipsrseal THERES NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD PICK UP LINE.

[pegscraper]

How about.....
(In VS...) My wife is about your size.... would you try this on so I can see how it looks?

[RAZOR]

Only A Good Conversation.and Some Good Bullshittin Could Get You
Into The Sack.

[Wicked Wanda]

:lipsrseal THERES NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD PICK UP LINE.


The first time Bones ever noticed me in the hallway at school...before he met me..."Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that"

I heard him but acted like I didn't.

[RAZOR]

The first time Bones ever noticed me in the hallway at school...before he met me..."Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that"

I heard him but acted like I didn't.
AND HE PICK UP LINE IS WHAT MADE YOU LIKE HIM?

[pegscraper]

The first time Bones ever noticed me in the hallway at school...before he met me..."Must be jelly because jam don't shake like that"

I heard him but acted like I didn't.

And you're sayin it don't work?

[Wicked Wanda]

Only A Good Conversation.and Some Good Bullshittin Could Get You
Into The Sack.

You talking to Pegs?! :grin:

[Wicked Wanda]

How about.....
(In VS...) My wife is about your size.... would you try this on so I can see how it looks?

Some of those girls probably would...

[RAZOR]

You talking to Pegs?! :grin:
NAH ALLS I GOTTA DO IS ASK PEGS,AND HES ALL FOR IT.

[pegscraper]

Some of those girls probably would...

I've never seen a girl that works there as big as my wife.....

[pegscraper]

Or as short

[RAZOR]

Or as short
4X4 HUH? 4FEET TALL 4FEET WIDE.

[pegscraper]

4X4 HUH? 4FEET TALL 4FEET WIDE.

4 foot tall.... 350 lbs.... oh, and she's a black gal! But she's a great MOM!

[Wicked Wanda]

AND HE PICK UP LINE IS WHAT MADE YOU LIKE HIM?

No...I was physically attracted to him before I met him.

The first time I saw him I was still dating another guy...I had a nasty break-up with that guy and I was feeling pretty low the day I walked by Bones in the hallway and he said that to a friend of his. It actually lifted my spirits.

The "friend" knew me and introduced us.

His personality is what appealed to me (even though I thought he was good looking - that was just a plus). If he'd been an smartass, we'd never went out.

[Wicked Wanda]

4 foot tall.... 350 lbs.... oh, and she's a black gal! But she's a great MOM!

You're awful!! You can go in for me...I'm 5'5", 135 pounds, 34" inseam

[pegscraper]

My wife

[pegscraper]

You're awful!! You can go in for me...I'm 5'5", 135 pounds, 34" inseam

Hey, I said she's a great Mom... what more do ya want?

[Wicked Wanda]

Hey, I said she's a great Mom... what more do ya want?

I'm sure she's a GREAT WIFE too!

[RAZOR]

You're awful!! You can go in for me...I'm 5'5", 135 pounds, 34" inseam
YOU FORGOT THE OTHER NUMBERS---BUST,WAIST AND HIP SIZES.
YUMMY.

[pegscraper]

I'm sure she's a GREAT WIFE too!

Yeah, WHATEVER.....

[Wicked Wanda]

YOU FORGOT THE OTHER NUMBERS---BUST,WAIST AND HIP SIZES.
YUMMY.

Estimates...36-28-37

[RAZOR]

Estimates...36-28-37
:shocked: SOME NICE :Boobs:
:Jeep Gal:

[Wicked Wanda]

:shocked: SOME NICE :Boobs:
:Jeep Gal:

I ain't had any complaints! LOL :grin:

[RAZOR]

I ain't had any complaints! LOL :grin:
I'M SURE.

[pegscraper]

I ain't had any complaints! LOL :grin:

Well, I'm complaining.....PICS?

[RAZOR]

NOW WHY WOULD WE COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU WANDA.

http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2370.jpg

[RAZOR]

DEFINATLY NO COMPLAINTS.
http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2371.jpg

[Wicked Wanda]

Well, I'm complaining.....PICS?

LOL...there are pics out here of me...and Razor just posted you a couple more. She's a lot skinnier that I am! Probably taller too. LOL

[pegscraper]

DEFINATLY NO COMPLAINTS.
http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2371.jpg

I thought Wanda had red hair.....

[RAZOR]

I thought Wanda had red hair.....
SHE DIED IT.

[RAZOR]

BUT I FOUND THIS ONE I TOOK NOT TO LONG AGO.

http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2337.jpg

[pegscraper]

BUT I FOUND THIS ONE I TOOK NOT TO LONG AGO.

http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2337.jpg

:hitit:

[pegscraper]

BUT I FOUND THIS ONE I TOOK NOT TO LONG AGO.

http://www.backroomgames.com/catalog/images/2337.jpg

She has no nipples!

[RAZOR]

She has no nipples!
I ALLREADY BIT THEM OFF--SORRY WW-- YOU SAID EAT ME AND THATS WHERE I STARTED.

[Wicked Wanda]

I ALLREADY BIT THEM OFF--SORRY WW-- YOU SAID EAT ME AND THATS WHERE I STARTED.

Damn! Well, guess that means plastic surgery. Well, while I'm under, might as well make those puppies bigger. :rolleyes3

[RAZOR]

Damn! Well, guess that means plastic surgery. Well, while I'm under, might as well make those puppies bigger. :rolleyes3
WELL YOUR UNDER DOCTOR RAZOR WILL BE WORKING ON SOMTHING ELSE.:break bed

[pegscraper]

Damn! Well, guess that means plastic surgery. Well, while I'm under, might as well make those puppies bigger. :rolleyes3

Hey DOC! While you're there, take an extra couple of stitches downstairs for us guys.....:wink3:

[RAZOR]

Hey DOC! While you're there, take an extra couple of stitches downstairs for us guys.....:wink3:
WATCHA MEAN?:freak:

[Wicked Wanda]

Hey DOC! While you're there, take an extra couple of stitches downstairs for us guys.....:wink3:

HEY...I've not been rode hard and put away wet.

[Wicked Wanda]

WATCHA MEAN?:freak:

"tighten things up"...trust me, she's just fine as she is. No tightening needed.

Unless Pegs is a needle-dick....

[pegscraper]

HEY...I've not been rode hard and put away wet.

I think I should be the judge of that.....:thumbsup:

[pegscraper]

"tighten things up"...trust me, she's just fine as she is. No tightening needed.

Unless Pegs is a needle-dick....

I think you should be the judge of that!

[RAZOR]

HEY...I've not been rode hard and put away wet.
I KINDA THOUGHT PEGS WAS SAYING YOU WERE A BIT ON THE LOOSE SIDE.
:no: :no:

[Wicked Wanda]

I think I should be the judge of that.....:thumbsup:

I'm a good girl. Was a virgin on my wedding night and everything :grin3:

[Wicked Wanda]

I KINDA THOUGHT PEGS WAS SAYING YOU WERE A BIT ON THE LOOSE SIDE.
:no: :no:

He was... :mean:

[RAZOR]

"tighten things up"...trust me, she's just fine as she is. No tightening needed.

Unless Pegs is a needle-dick....
PEGS IS A NEEDLE DICK PEGS IS A NEEDLE DICK.
OR DOES PEGS NEEDADICK
:lol: :lol:

[pegscraper]

I'm a good girl. Was a virgin on my wedding night and everything :grin3:

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR. YOU REMIND ME OF TINY!

[Wicked Wanda]

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LIAR. YOU REMIND ME OF TINY!

Maybe I am Tiny...

[pegscraper]

Maybe I am Tiny...

Don't say that Wanda:no:

[pegscraper]

I think Bwasher/internet geek's thread got hijacked!

[Wicked Wanda]

Don't say that Wanda:no:

Can't envision Tiny with styled hair, makeup to accent his cat green eyes, L'Instant Perfume by Guerlain, manicured nails painted copper, lime green v-neck sweater with just a hint of cleavage, short black pleated skirt (hits mid-thigh), black hosiery, 3" black spike heels...legs crossed, balancing the left shoe on my toes...

[Wicked Wanda]

I think Bwasher/internet geek's thread got hijacked!

What better thread to hijack? :laugh4:

[RAZOR]

Can't envision Tiny with styled hair, makeup to accent his cat green eyes, L'Instant Perfume by Guerlain, manicured nails painted copper, lime green v-neck sweater with just a hint of cleavage, short black pleated skirt (hits mid-thigh), black hosiery, 3" black spike heels...legs crossed, balancing the left shoe on my toes...
:stunned: PEGS PASS THE KLEENEX..

[Wicked Wanda]

:stunned: PEGS PASS THE KLEENEX..

You guys are too easy.... :laugh4: But it's an accurate description of me today.

[pegscraper]

Can't envision Tiny with styled hair, makeup to accent his cat green eyes, L'Instant Perfume by Guerlain, manicured nails painted copper, lime green v-neck sweater with just a hint of cleavage, short black pleated skirt (hits mid-thigh), black hosiery, 3" black spike heels...legs crossed, balancing the left shoe on my toes...


HMMMM. Have you been over to Tiny's at night?

[Wicked Wanda]

HMMMM. Have you been over to Tiny's at night?

Yep, flannel jammies and fuzzy slippers. :lol:

[pegscraper]

Yep, flannel jammies and fuzzy slippers. :lol:

Nope:no:...... styled hair, makeup to accent his cat green eyes, L'Instant Perfume by Guerlain, manicured nails painted copper, lime green v-neck sweater with just a hint of cleavage, short black pleated skirt (hits mid-thigh), black hosiery, 3" black spike heels...legs crossed, balancing the left shoe on his toes...

[RAZOR]

You guys are too easy.... :laugh4: But it's an accurate description of me today.
I FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THEN TYPEING WHAT I WAS REALLY THINKING.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH GET OVER HERE SO I COULD LIFT THAT SHORT BLACK SKIRT UP RIP THOSE HOSIERIES RIGHT OFF OF YOU AND YOU COULD STICK THOSE 3'' BLACK SPIKES INTO MY SHOULDERS WHILE I GOT YOUR LEGS HELD UP GIVIING IT TO YOU"

:ignore: :ignore: OOPPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

[pegscraper]

I FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THEN TYPEING WHAT I WAS REALLY THINKING.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH GET OVER HERE SO I COULD LIFT THAT SHORT BLACK SKIRT UP RIP THOSE HOSIERIES RIGHT OFF OF YOU AND YOU COULD STICK THOSE 3'' BLACK SPIKES INTO MY SHOULDERS WHILE I GOT YOUR LEGS HELD UP GIVIING IT TO YOU"

:ignore: :ignore: OOPPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

You better be careful or she's gunna come stick those 3" black spikes up your ASS!

[Wicked Wanda]

Nope:no:...... styled hair, makeup to accent his cat green eyes, L'Instant Perfume by Guerlain, manicured nails painted copper, lime green v-neck sweater with just a hint of cleavage, short black pleated skirt (hits mid-thigh), black hosiery, 3" black spike heels...legs crossed, balancing the left shoe on his toes...

You wasn't supposed to figure out that I was his stylist! Damn. He's gonna kill me now. :stunned:

[Wicked Wanda]

I FIGURED IT WAS BETTER THEN TYPEING WHAT I WAS REALLY THINKING.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH GET OVER HERE SO I COULD LIFT THAT SHORT BLACK SKIRT UP RIP THOSE HOSIERIES RIGHT OFF OF YOU AND YOU COULD STICK THOSE 3'' BLACK SPIKES INTO MY SHOULDERS WHILE I GOT YOUR LEGS HELD UP GIVIING IT TO YOU"

:ignore: :ignore: OOPPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD.

You lost me at "fucking bitch"...I'd knock that cute ass right out of it's chair. Then walk away, hips swinging...

[Wicked Wanda]

You better be careful or she's gunna come stick those 3" black spikes up your ASS!

You DO know me well... :lol:

[RAZOR]

You lost me at "fucking bitch"...I'd knock that cute ass right out of it's chair. Then walk away, hips swinging...
I MEANT FUCKING BITCH IN A NICE WAY.

[Wicked Wanda]

I MEANT FUCKING BITCH IN A NICE WAY.

Uh huh...you meant that in the "best possible Christian way" :laugh4:

Okay, I get you now...you meant that like I was getting under your skin :thumbsup:

[RAZOR]

Uh huh...you meant that in the "best possible Christian way" :laugh4:

Okay, I get you now...you meant that like I was getting under your skin :thumbsup:
YEP....

[TinyUFB]

Cabbages have a different approach. We just hit on the head with a WAFFLE then do em right there...... the old VIKING way.... just ask Sin.

:freak:

[Wicked Wanda]

Cabbages have a different approach. We just hit on the head with a WAFFLE then do em right there...... the old VIKING way.... just ask Sin.

:freak:

hmmmm, Cave Cabbage