Ask FF to tell you about......

[FFsLady]

The story about my pussy getting caught in a broom!!! He tells it sooo well:laugh4:

[BamaKC]

Tease! Sheesh

[RustyJake]

You may want to get him a dust buster for Xmas next year.........it may come with some attachments that could come in handy. Much better then a broom, it'd be too much like curling, all you would hear is..........hurry, hurry hard! (now if I gotta explain the sport of curling to you, it wouldn't be funny to begin with)

[BISHOP]

Do You Have A Picture Of The Incident?

[pegscraper]

Well Clint? Come on Man. Stop holding out! By the way, where do you put the batteries in the broom?

[AirportFF]

I really don't feel like typing this whole thing out....................

To be honest, there really isn't much to tell. It was more of a visual thing.

[Partsguy198]

:pics_or_s

[AirportFF]

Nah, you really had to be there. Typing it wouldn't be near as funny as seeing and hearing it.

[Partsguy198]

http://fastls1.com/forums/images/smilies/ttiwwop.gif

[pegscraper]

How about the video.... Sin can help you with that one:heh_heh:

[AirportFF]

I agree. But there aren't any so I guess your shit outta luck

[pegscraper]

OK Susan,
We are all hard and now what? Build us up and then make us go take care of it ourselves?
Tipical:no:

[Partsguy198]

Use the http://www.shadowriders.net/forums/tren_z/misc/tren_z_header_search.gif button!:laugh4:

[AirportFF]

OK Susan,
We are all hard and now what? Build us up and then make us go take care of it ourselves?
Tipical:no:

You spelled typical wrong:grin3:

[pegscraper]

You spelled tipical wrong:grin3:

Really? Looks like you did too....?

[AirportFF]

Really? Looks like you did too....?

Not according to MS Word:thumbsup:

[RAZOR]

Really? Looks like you did too....?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[pegscraper]

Not according to MS Word:thumbsup:

Ummmm. Mister Spelling Moderator, check out your quote in my post:laugh4:

[AirportFF]

Fucker...:lol:

[pegscraper]

Fucker...:lol:

That's spelled Fuck Her..... and I did!:cool4:

[FFsLady]

ok..............here it goes.
I have 2 cats named Flea and Tick. Flea is my fluffy boy. It was about 4am and we heard a bang. Clint said "Go and see what those fucking cats are up to!!!" So I crawl outta bed in nothing but my thong :cool4: and get in to the living room and there is the BIG push broom (the one that SHOULD be in the garage) you know, with the metal braces for support?
Here I see Flea STUCK between the push part and the brace!!
Holy shit, I picked up his head and it flopped back down...then i picked up his butt and IT flopped back down. So I'm running around the house looking for a screwdriver to "undo" the broom. but the little tool box was in the living room and not in the basement where it belongs. :furious2:
Clint comes out and unscrews the broom and Flea comes out, must have pinched his lungs or knocked himself out.
He's on his second life now.:no: :rolleyes3

AND THATS MY STORY ABOUT MY PUSSY GETTING STUCK IN A BROOM:grin3:

[AirportFF]

ok..............here it goes.
I have 2 cats named Flea and Tick. Flea is my fluffy boy. It was about 4am and we heard a bang. Clint said "Go and see what those fucking cats are up to!!!" So I crawl outta bed in nothing but my thong :cool4: and get in to the living room and there is the BIG push broom (the one that SHOULD be in the garage) you know, with the metal braces for support?
Here I see Flea STUCK between the push part and the brace!!
Holy shit, I picked up his head and it flopped back down...then i picked up his butt and IT flopped back down. So I'm running around the house looking for a screwdriver to "undo" the broom. but the little tool box was in the living room and not in the basement where it belongs. :furious2:
Clint comes out and unscrews the broom and Flea comes out, must have pinched his lungs or knocked himself out.
He's on his second life now.:no: :rolleyes3

AND THATS MY STORY ABOUT MY PUSSY GETTING STUCK IN A BROOM:grin3:

Now do you see why I didn't want to post it guys??

[Free Spirit]

Now do you see why I didn't want to post it guys??

Oh c'mon... that's fuckin funny... I don't care who ya are!!!!

[Mr.Sinister]

I refuse to shoot any video that makes any non human animal suffer.

[Wild Coyote]

I'm a dog guy myself, but that's kind of sad. Damn pussys, you never know when you'll need a screwdriver to revive them!!!!!!!!!

[Mr.Sinister]

I'm a dog guy myself, but that's kind of sad. Damn pussys, you never know when you'll need a screwdriver to revive them!!!!!!!!!
:lol: I am unfamiliar with technique but I love the idea of being able to revive a dead pussy with a screwdriver.

[Wild Coyote]

Flat head or phillips!!!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA, or electric with changable tips!

[Mr.Sinister]

I don't know . But I am handy with a wrench!

[Wild Coyote]

I prefer the hand tools myself, power tools can lead to injury!

[FFsLady]

:lol: :lol: You guys are too funny!
I really felt bad cuz I love the little guy but it's a "funny after the fact story"

[Mr.Sinister]

Did you have to give any mouth to pussy recesitation? I hear that it cums in handywhen pussys are lifeless.:rolleyes3

[BamaKC]

Whadaya wanta bet that cat will be scared to death of push brooms from here on out. We have a skizoid cat that is afraid of ceiling fans... bolts on sight of their movement... The story of phuzz and his fear of fans is one for later maybe.

[FFsLady]

Did you have to give any mouth to pussy recesitation? I hear that it cums in handywhen pussys are lifeless.:rolleyes3

Nope, I just pet it nicely and it started to purr:thumbsup:

[BamaKC]

She said 'pet'.... now I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.

[Partsguy198]

I didn't make it past "thong".

[Low'02spirit]

:stupid: I didn't make it past "thong".

[Shadow]

Awesome story susan!
But I wish I had known sooner that you could unscrew a pussy!!
It could have saved me a fortune in child support!

[james]

FFSlady cats do the damdest things good story. hows your cat doing now, thats one of the funnyest I ever herd.

[AirportFF]

Awesome story susan!
But I wish I had known sooner that you could unscrew a pussy!!
It could have saved me a fortune in child support!


Me Too!!!:madani:

[pegscraper]

just use the tool you have to revive a pussy. Always works well! Sounds like the cat was ready for the smoker.....:beatnik2:

Pegs:chef: