pegscraper
01-06-2006, 10:44 AM
These aren't actually funny because most of them will probably come true!
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, former ly known as <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:STATE u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">California</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE>. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">United States</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Iraq</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Afghanistan</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Syria</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> and <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Lebanon</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>).
<ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Iran</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
<ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">France</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> pleads for global help after being taken over by <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Jamaica</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)
<ST1:STATE u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Massachusetts</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE> executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Sorry, Tiny had one of them the other day.....
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, former ly known as <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = ST1 /><ST1:STATE u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">California</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE>. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">United States</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Iraq</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Afghanistan</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">Syria</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> and <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Lebanon</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>).
<ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Iran</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
<ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on">France</ST1:COUNTRY-REGION> pleads for global help after being taken over by <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Jamaica</ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>.
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)
<ST1:STATE u1:st="on"><ST1:PLACE u1:st="on">Massachusetts</ST1:PLACE></ST1:STATE> executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines
Sorry, Tiny had one of them the other day.....