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Purpitrator
12-30-2005, 08:22 AM
I was informed yesterday that starting Jan. 1st I will be getting a SUBSTANTIAL raise. So in light of this I'm almost garaunteed a new 750 SS in my garage. FUCKIN SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes3 Just had to share a little of my good fortune with ya guyz.

Wild Coyote
12-30-2005, 08:51 AM
Great! Glad to hear someone is getting a nice raise this year.

Purpitrator
12-30-2005, 09:36 AM
Yea, considering I didn't get a xmas bonus.

TinyUFB
12-30-2005, 09:39 AM
I was informed yesterday that starting Jan. 1st I will be getting a SUBSTANTIAL raise. So in light of this I'm almost garaunteed a new 750 SS in my garage. FUCKIN SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes3 Just had to share a little of my good fortune with ya guyz.



Hey since your making SOOO much money - can you buy a new bike for PEGS AND TINY as well ? Forget the rest of the bums - just us two.

Your BESTEST AND TRUEST BUDDY FOR ALL TIME

Tiny

PS - If you are not inclined to do so, please GIVE ME YOUR BOSSES PHONE NUMBER - I WILL PUT AN END TO THIS RAISE SHIT !!!
:thumbsup:

Menace
12-30-2005, 09:48 AM
I was informed yesterday that starting Jan. 1st I will be getting a SUBSTANTIAL raise. So in light of this I'm almost garaunteed a new 750 SS in my garage. FUCKIN SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes3 Just had to share a little of my good fortune with ya guyz.

Congrats! You earned it for hanging out in here while you should be working. :heh_heh:

Purpitrator
12-30-2005, 10:20 AM
Yea thats the sad part. Im getting paid to B.S. with you guyz not that I'm complaining but.........if they really knew I would probably be in a world of shit. But, I have two awsome bosses though So its all gravy

Purpitrator
12-30-2005, 10:21 AM
Hey since your making SOOO much money - can you buy a new bike for PEGS AND TINY as well ? Forget the rest of the bums - just us two.

Your BESTEST AND TRUEST BUDDY FOR ALL TIME

Tiny

PS - If you are not inclined to do so, please GIVE ME YOUR BOSSES PHONE NUMBER - I WILL PUT AN END TO THIS RAISE SHIT !!!
:thumbsup: I would love to buy you guys a bike. I need an address for delivery!

pegscraper
12-30-2005, 11:07 AM
We would each like an 06 Honda ST1300ABS. Just let us know when you have them and we will come pick them up with the trailer....

YOURBESTFRIENDPEGS

Purpitrator
12-30-2005, 11:09 AM
Got It!

BamaKC
12-30-2005, 05:52 PM
LLLLLOOOOOOOooooooooonnng Pause!

Congrats on the raise!

sarge
01-01-2006, 11:05 AM
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once and a while !!!!!

Wild Coyote
01-03-2006, 08:08 AM
Well, it's after the first of the year. When are you spreading your new found wealth?? I'd like a new rear rim with a metz 200!

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 09:03 AM
Well, it's after the first of the year. When are you spreading your new found wealth?? I'd like a new rear rim with a metz 200! Sorry, done spent all the money on Pegs and Tiny's new bikes. I'm goin to let you in on a secret though. I got them the trikes that appear ander your name when your a newbie. Don't say anything though, Our secret!:thumbsup:

Wild Coyote
01-03-2006, 10:02 AM
Bwhahaha!

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 10:05 AM
Sorry, done spent all the money on Pegs and Tiny's new bikes. I'm goin to let you in on a secret though. I got them the trikes that appear ander your name when your a newbie. Don't say anything though, Our secret!:thumbsup:

Tiny won't fall over as much that way........ and I don't have to lube my chain!

Wild Coyote
01-03-2006, 10:08 AM
I like your scooter better.

TinyUFB
01-03-2006, 11:40 AM
Sorry, done spent all the money on Pegs and Tiny's new bikes. I'm goin to let you in on a secret though. I got them the trikes that appear ander your name when your a newbie. Don't say anything though, Our secret!:thumbsup:


TOO LATE ! You dispicable excuse for a vegetable. My only question is == where you at least nice enough to include a bell?

Tiny

:madani:

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 11:47 AM
TOO LATE ! You dispicable excuse for a vegetable. My only question is == where you at least nice enough to include a bell?

Tiny

:madani:
Yes, it has all the bells and whistles a handicapped vegetable needs! I also included a custom set of curb feelers!:grin:

TinyUFB
01-03-2006, 11:55 AM
Yes, it has all the bells and whistles a handicapped vegetable needs! I also included a custom set of curb feelers!:grin:


CURB FEELERS - What a Guy ! Thanks Buddy!

:thumbsup:

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 11:58 AM
CURB FEELERS - What a Guy ! Thanks Buddy!

:thumbsup: Don't feel left out but I added an extra lil something to Pegs' curb feelers. I hot wired them so that anytime they make contact with the ground (curb) it sends out an electrical shock throughout the entire trike!:laugh4:

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 12:19 PM
Don't feel left out but I added an extra lil something to Pegs' curb feelers. I hot wired them so that anytime they make contact with the ground (curb) it sends out an electrical shock throughout the entire trike!:laugh4:
I already have one of those hooked up to my back except it goes all the time when I wear it....... I bet it can put out a lot more umph than your little unit.....so to speak!

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 12:23 PM
I already have one of those hooked up to my back except it goes all the time when I wear it....... I bet it can put out a lot more umph than your little unit.....so to speak!i Doubt it. Mine is pretty new and rarely used, so it is in fairly new shape!

Wild Coyote
01-03-2006, 02:03 PM
hook up the voltage to his balls to go off when he hits the curb.

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 02:36 PM
That's what I do with my tens unit sometimes! I should hook it up to Tiny's balls and when he is getting ready to fall, HIT IT! Man would he jump! He wouldn't even hit the ground

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 02:37 PM
hook up the voltage to his balls to go off when he hits the curb.I'v got it wired through the entire bike including the seat

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 02:40 PM
HOLD ON THERE MISTER PURP! TINY'S THE ONE THAT HITS STUFF AND FALLS DOWN..... NOT ME! IT WOULD NEVER GO OFF FOR ME!

PEGSKNOWSHOWTORIDE

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 02:50 PM
HOLD ON THERE MISTER PURP! TINY'S THE ONE THAT HITS STUFF AND FALLS DOWN..... NOT ME! IT WOULD NEVER GO OFF FOR ME!

PEGSKNOWSHOWTORIDE Whoa.....looks I hit Pegs' hot button!

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 02:59 PM
Whoa.....looks I hit Pegs' hot button!

You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for ya buddy!:policeman

Hold it..... that's yours....

Tell ya what. Just send the tricycle to Tiny and I'll come pick up my 06 ST1300ABS next week. K?

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 03:09 PM
Ok!!

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 03:17 PM
Ok!!

GREAT! What's your address? Hey maybe while I'm there, I could take the pressure off of you and losen your wife up a little bit???? :bed sex:


Pegsisin!

Purpitrator
01-03-2006, 03:19 PM
GREAT! What's your address? Hey maybe while I'm there, I could take the pressure off of you and losen your wife up a little bit???? :bed sex:


Pegsisin!Actually I loosened her myself this weekend but, Thanks for the offer. I'll take a rain check!

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 03:23 PM
Actually I loosened her myself this weekend but, Thanks for the offer. I'll take a rain check!

Just tryin to help..... OK, I'll cook for you while I'm down there then. After my new ride is in the trailer!

Pegsisthankful

pegscraper
01-03-2006, 03:29 PM
You know Purp, I was just trying to help you out with the loosening up thing. I know how sore a guys dick can get from having sex 3 to 4 times a day for years on end...... It turns PURPLE!

PEGSDICKISPURPLE