How do you tell a woman......... [Archive]

RAZOR

12-15-2005, 11:29 AM

How do you tell a woman that her crotch smells and she needs to freshen up without getting your ass kicked or losing the ability to ever have sex with her again?

:beatnik2:

depending on the women, you could act like you are going to go down on her
and then come back up and never go near there again with your mouth
if she is smart enough she would catch on after a couple of times.

OR

while having four play ask her she would like to go take a shower together
and when you get in get the sope and sponge get on your knees and
scrub the fuck out of it maybe she will click then.:happy:

OR

just plain out right tell her,not to mean babe but can you take better care
of yourself downthere.cuz i really enjoy eating you out and i could tell that
you really enjoy it also.and i would really like for both of us to enjoy it
would'nt you? if she dont get mad and slap you she will egree with you.
then tell her beside honey would you suck me off if i didnt wash down there
if she yes then call her a dirty cock sucker.:rolleyes3

Wild Coyote

12-15-2005, 12:48 PM

depending on the women, you could act like you are going to go down on her
and then come back up and never go near there again with your mouth
if she is smart enough she would catch on after a couple of times.

OR

while having four play ask her she would like to go take a shower together
and when you get in get the sope and sponge get on your knees and
scrub the fuck out of it maybe she will click then.:happy:

OR

just plain out right tell her,not to mean babe but can you take better care
of yourself downthere.cuz i really enjoy eating you out and i could tell that
you really enjoy it also.and i would really like for both of us to enjoy it
would'nt you? if she dont get mad and slap you she will egree with you.
then tell her beside honey would you suck me off if i didnt wash down there
if she yes then call her a dirty cock sucker.:rolleyes3

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wicked Wanda

12-16-2005, 10:22 AM

How do you tell a woman that her crotch smells and she needs to freshen up without getting your ass kicked or losing the ability to ever have sex with her again?

:beatnik2:

If you figure it out, let me know and I'll post it in the restroom here. :ignore:

I would take Razor's advice and do the shower thang...

OR

Reference yourself...you really want her to (insert your desire here) but you need to clean up 'cause you've been working, etc., etc.

If subtle hints aren't working - just tell her. :bomb: Don't know about the other ladies on here but I'm pretty aware of how I smell and won't let Bones near me if things aren't peachy. :freak:

pegscraper

12-16-2005, 03:09 PM

How about:
YOUR CUNT STINKS LIKE A FUCKING WHORE HOUSE AFTER A GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT!
or
HOLY JEZUZ, IT SMELLS LIKE THEY OPENED A FUCKING FISH HATCHERY DOWN HERE!

You're welcome

Pegsjustwantstohelp

Purpitrator

12-16-2005, 05:03 PM

I'm with Pegsknowsbest on this one!

SmokeShowin

12-17-2005, 10:08 PM

How about:
YOUR CUNT STINKS LIKE A FUCKING WHORE HOUSE AFTER A GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT!
or
HOLY JEZUZ, IT SMELLS LIKE THEY OPENED A FUCKING FISH HATCHERY DOWN HERE!

You're welcome

Pegsjustwantstohelp

OMG dude!!! I nearly fell off the chair!!!

Checked in quick from the girlfriends after we got back from the game and went back to watch the Giants game and her family was wondering why I was laughing hysterically. Of course I told them. LOL!!!

Wild Coyote

12-19-2005, 10:15 AM

Pegs, dude, that is funny!!! How about I fuck her for a bit and pull out and stick it in her mouth. She can smell and taste it?!?!?!

Mr.Sinister

12-19-2005, 10:34 AM

You don't have to eat clams if the tide is low or red ! If she is so god dammned sensetive she should know her growler stinks . Just say " Woh , Your a little ripe! If you want some detailed attention down there you better go wash up . " I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SLAPPED FOR SAYING THAT ! Don't be a wuss . Tell her what you think and want. Women love a man who will take charge in the bedroom . Be that man .

Wild Coyote

12-19-2005, 12:30 PM

"her growler stinks" I love that! Can I use that term??? Anyway, I don't have the stinky crotch problem, I just want to know some good ways to say it if I run into the problem in the future. I brought it up after one of my buddies was complaining about a girl. He had some smelly snatch juice on his fingers, went to light up a cigarette, and caught a nasty wiff!!! I laughed my ass off, but didn't have a good response for him on how to tell her she was rancid down there. She's smokin' hot and he wants to hit it, but is afarid of the smell now. I'm going to tell him what pegs said!!

Mr.Sinister

12-19-2005, 03:57 PM

Smokin Hot ? VD is not that cool . If it was that smelly I would run away! Vagina has exceptible stench levels and that one seems to have exceded it. Your friend should tell her to go to the Dr. If you can be repulsed by the smell over a ciggerete in a bar after a few drinks .................. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsdow

FFsLady

12-21-2005, 12:01 AM

I agree with the shower thing. Sometimes bad smells happen to good girls. Sometimes you can go thru a "sensitive" bout...sometimes all that deoderant soap can actually do more harm than good down there. Summers Eve Feminine Wash keeps the ph balance, cleans thoroughly yet gently. Douching.....dont do it too much or you can aggrivate the "natural system". If your girl does that alot, just tell her "Baby, you dont need that." and probably shortly after that she'll really freshen up.

Just so you know, sweaty balls dont smell all that great either:grin:

FFsLady

12-21-2005, 12:03 AM

OR............. PUT ON YOUR HIP WADERS AND YOUR FISHING HAT BEFORE YOU GO DOWN ON HER. SHE SHOULD GET THE HINT.............:crazy3:

RAZOR

12-21-2005, 10:03 AM

I agree with the shower thing.

Just so you know, sweaty balls dont smell all that great either:grin:

THE SHOWER THING,,:thumbsup:
OK LETS NOT TALK ABOUT SWEATY BALLS.:no: I DO HAVE A QUESTION THO
IF THEY SMELL SOOO BAD THEN WHY DO MEN SCRATCH THEIR BALLS
THEN SMELL THEIR FINGERS AFTER?????

pegscraper

12-21-2005, 10:09 AM

THE SHOWER THING,,:thumbsup:
OK LETS NOT TALK ABOUT SWEATY BALLS.:no: I DO HAVE A QUESTION THO
IF THEY SMELL SOOO BAD THEN WHY DO MEN SCRATCH THEIR BALLS
THEN SMELL THEIR FINGERS AFTER?????
Real Men DON'T! :crazy3:

RAZOR

12-21-2005, 10:12 AM

Real Men DON'T! :crazy3:
EVERY MAN DOES....

pegscraper

12-21-2005, 10:28 AM

EVERY MAN DOES....
And how would YOU know? Did you ask one?:wink2: I told you that All MEN don't.

RAZOR

12-21-2005, 10:49 AM

And how would YOU know? Did you ask one?:wink2: I told you that All MEN don't.
SOME WHO THINK THEY ARE MEN "cough cough pegs" MY SAY THEY DONT
BUT WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND SCRATCH,SCRATCH,SNIFF.

AirportFF

12-21-2005, 11:44 AM

SCRATCH THEIR BALLS
THEN SMELL THEIR FINGERS AFTER?????

Holy fuck!!!! Smelling your ball sweat here, wanting to get fisted in the other thread!!!???

What the hell in going on in New Mexico!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?:freak:

Wild Coyote

12-21-2005, 01:16 PM

Razor, have a women scratch them for you with her tounge! Wht are you touching yourself again?

RAZOR

12-21-2005, 02:01 PM

Razor, have a women scratch them for you with her tounge! Wht are you touching yourself again?
:dunno:

pegscraper

12-21-2005, 03:05 PM

SOME WHO THINK THEY ARE MEN "cough cough pegs" MY SAY THEY DONT
BUT WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND SCRATCH,SCRATCH,SNIFF.

I think it's the ass matter that makes you want to smell the ball smegma! Smells better so you smell it all the time. Keep your hand out of your ass and maybe you wont have to smell the famunda cheese!:rolleyes3

Pegsdontsmellfamundacheese

TinyUFB

12-21-2005, 03:05 PM

Holy fuck!!!! Smelling your ball sweat here, wanting to get fisted in the other thread!!!???

What the hell in going on in New Mexico!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?:freak:

Didn't you hear? They made closets illegal in New Mexico. Razor is forced to come out! Poor fist fucked rotten tuna loving licker.

Tiny

TinyUFB

12-21-2005, 03:06 PM

I think it's the ass matter that makes you want to smell the ball smegma! Smells better so you smell it all the time. Keep your hand out of your ass and maybe you wont have to smell the famunda cheese!:rolleyes3

Pegsdontsmellfamundacheese

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

pegscraper

12-21-2005, 03:11 PM

Best part is He's not even here to defend himself. He must be getting ass fucked by some fag somewhere..... Then sniffing it!:laugh4:

Wild Coyote

12-21-2005, 05:08 PM

Best part is He's not even here to defend himself. He must be getting ass fucked by some fag somewhere..... Then sniffing it!:laugh4:

Wrong, so wrong!!:no:

Wild Coyote

12-21-2005, 05:09 PM

"not that there's anything wrong with that" Seinfeld :happy:

SmokeShowin

12-21-2005, 07:58 PM

Best part is He's not even here to defend himself. He must be getting ass fucked by some fag somewhere..... Then sniffing it!:laugh4:

It's probably a three way. He's getting fisted by one while he licks the others balls. I'm sure Sinister will be videotaping it and not paying the participants, right Tiny and pegsporno?:biker: :no:

Mr.Sinister

12-22-2005, 02:01 AM

I am not going to film that one!

TinyUFB

12-22-2005, 09:42 AM

It's probably a three way. He's getting fisted by one while he licks the others balls. I'm sure Sinister will be videotaping it and not paying the participants, right Tiny and pegsporno?:biker: :no:

EXCUSE ME! But Tiny is not starring in this FILM. It is Razor, Pegs and Purp.

And dont beleive a word SIN says. ... he is too filming it!!!!!!

Tiny Morals

FFsLady

12-22-2005, 10:05 PM

you guys are too funny! Balls, just like pussies dont ALWAYS smell bad.:cry2: See, now that smiley looks like a blow job smiley, not a cry smiley.

From now on, that will be our bj smiley...........kay????????????

AirportFF

12-22-2005, 10:24 PM

how about this one?

AirportFF

12-22-2005, 10:26 PM

or this one?

pegscraper

12-23-2005, 09:16 AM

TinyUFB

12-23-2005, 09:51 AM

how about this one?

Holy Shit! You need a magnifying glass to see that one..... are you trying to convey something about your physical limitations ?

Inquiring minds want to know !

PEGS MADE ME WRITE THIS

Tiny EVERYTHING

pegscraper

12-23-2005, 09:57 AM

Holy Shit! You need a magnifying glass to see that one..... are you trying to convey something about your physical limitations ?

Inquiring minds want to know !

PEGS MADE ME WRITE THIS

Tiny EVERYTHING

:no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

Pegsdidn'tdoit

Lisa

01-12-2006, 11:08 PM

RAZOR

01-13-2006, 09:28 AM

be sure to eat your fruits and veggies! it helps with smell and taste!

just tell the girl, it could have been an "off" day for her....she'll be embarrassed but if the oral is GOOD, she'll get over it quick! :crazy3:
MMMMM:crazy3: --TASTE LIKE APPLES AND BROCOLLI...
WHO EVER SAID TASTE LIKE CHICKEN-WAS WRONG.