From The Woman's Point of View

[TinyUFB]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(because they don't have enough time)


WHY DOES IT TAKE A MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(because they don't stop to ask directions)


WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THE LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapor lock)


WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)


WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(a rough draft always comes before a masterpiece)


HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(no one knows - it has never happened)


WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[Wicked Wanda]

Always wondered about the snoring thing...guess that explains the dog too. :tongue2:

I'll have to test theory #2 this evening...I don't think that's correct. :wink_2:

[TinyUFB]

Always wondered about the snoring thing...guess that explains the dog too. :tongue2:

I'll have to test theory #2 this evening...I don't think that's correct. :wink_2:


You do that and make sure you report back tomorrow. The EYES of the FORUM want to know!!!!!


Humble Servant to the Queen of Darkness
Tiny
:wink_2:

[pegscraper]

OK Tiny! YOU ARE OUT OF THE MALE RACE! YOU ARE NOW WITH THE UNIC'S! Enough sucking up to Wanda! She's married and she didn't even fall for the I'm married to scheme............

VerydisappointedlyPegs

[Wicked Wanda]

OK Tiny! YOU ARE OUT OF THE MALE RACE! YOU ARE NOW WITH THE UNIC'S! Enough sucking up to Wanda! She's married and she didn't even fall for the I'm married to scheme............

VerydisappointedlyPegs


Well, I wasn't born yesterday :wink_2: I'm not one of those inexperienced young girls that will believe everything you say and hang on every word...

Women like me like a challenge, a man that will stand up to them and be an equal. Not some guy I can walk all over.

[TinyUFB]

Well, I wasn't born yesterday :wink_2: I'm not one of those inexperienced young girls that will believe everything you say and hang on every word...

Women like me like a challenge, a man that will stand up to them and be an equal. Not some guy I can walk all over.


Go for it Empress. Let em have it with both fists. They are all a bunch of slug worms. Not like me - A CABBAGE with a FIRM STEM. Nope they grovel at your feet. The nerve of those SLIME BAGS.


Your humble servant
Tiny

[pegscraper]

Well, I wasn't born yesterday :wink_2: I'm not one of those inexperienced young girls that will believe everything you say and hang on every word...

Women like me like a challenge, a man that will stand up to them and be an equal. Not some guy I can walk all over.

Come on.... not even in the high heels?????

[TinyUFB]

OK Tiny! YOU ARE OUT OF THE MALE RACE! YOU ARE NOW WITH THE UNIC'S! Enough sucking up to Wanda! She's married and she didn't even fall for the I'm married to scheme............

VerydisappointedlyPegs

I beg your pardon Mr. Pegbreath, but I am in liege with the Empress of Darkness. We are above the base sexual level that you are on. We have reached a different plane of exisitance you slimy fungus infested slug worm of a little brown mushroom.


Tiny

:rifle:

[Wicked Wanda]

Come on.... not even in the high heels?????

YOU in high heels? Can I have a picture? :happy:

[Wicked Wanda]

I beg your pardon Mr. Pegbreath, but I am in liege with the Empress of Darkness. We are above the base sexual level that you are on. We have reached a different plane of exisitance you slimy fungus infested slug worm of a little brown mushroom.


Tiny

:rifle:


Uh, yeah, whateverthehell he said. It sounds good! :luxhello:

[pegscraper]

Not some guy I can walk all over.

You offer to walk all over me in high heels?

Pegs

[Wicked Wanda]

You offer to walk all over me in high heels?

Pegs

LOL, not after the day I've had. Been in meetings all day...wore a shorter skirt today so naturally I tore a hole in my stocking :furious2:, walked about 5 miles in these damn high heels so my feet hurt.

I just wanna go home and put on my lounge pants with my fluffy slippers.

[pegscraper]

LOL, not after the day I've had. Been in meetings all day...wore a shorter skirt today so naturally I tore a hole in my stocking :furious2:, walked about 5 miles in these damn high heels so my feet hurt.

I just wanna go home and put on my lounge pants with my fluffy slippers.

You need a good foot rub. Ask your servant Tiny to do it! WAIT! ARE YOU STILL WEARING THAT SHORT SKIRT? I'LL DO IT!!!!!

PEGS

[TinyUFB]

LOL, not after the day I've had. Been in meetings all day...wore a shorter skirt today so naturally I tore a hole in my stocking :furious2:, walked about 5 miles in these damn high heels so my feet hurt.

I just wanna go home and put on my lounge pants with my fluffy slippers.


FLUFFY SLIPPERS ? Oh Boy there goes my stem - excuse me I have to go.... Later

Tiny

[Wicked Wanda]

You need a good foot rub. Ask your servant Tiny to do it! WAIT! ARE YOU STILL WEARING THAT SHORT SKIRT? I'LL DO IT!!!!!

PEGS

Yep, I'm still wearing it. I'm at work for 20 more minutes...then I'm off to the rat race to get home.

Hubby is getting home after me tonight so I gotta make sure I look all purdy, have a fire in the fireplace, and dinner ready. Testin' Tiny's theory tonight about blinking my eyes...all this research, girl's work is never done. :wink_2:

[Wicked Wanda]

FLUFFY SLIPPERS ? Oh Boy there goes my stem - excuse me I have to go.... Later

Tiny


Easy big boy.....did I mention they're red sheepskin? :happy:

[pegscraper]

Easy big boy.....did I mention they're red sheepskin? :happy:

Tiny's gunna havta change his peene pad before he gets home!

[TinyUFB]

Easy big boy.....did I mention they're red sheepskin? :happy:


AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!


Shoot there goes the stem again.... later.


Tiny

[Wicked Wanda]

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!


Shoot there goes the stem again.... later.


Tiny


Guess that proves your theory - I didn't blink! LOL :happy:

[pegscraper]

Guess that proves your theory - I didn't blink! LOL :happy:

You didn't have the big "O"! He did! I bet he blinked!

[Wicked Wanda]

You didn't have the big "O"! He did! I bet he blinked!

True...Tiny, you're gonna have to work on that stamina. :wink_2: Be ALL the cabbage you can be.

[TinyUFB]

True...Tiny, you're gonna have to work on that stamina. :wink_2: Be ALL the cabbage you can be.


My leave are quivering as you speak O Empress of Darkness. I am practicing my high speed blinking at the momment


Tiny Wink

[pegscraper]

True...Tiny, you're gonna have to work on that stamina. :wink_2: Be ALL the cabbage you can be.

LMAO! Oh, I wasn't talking about Tiny! I was talking about PEGS! HOLD IT! DOH! What I meant to say was.........nevermind.:rolleyes5 Too many meds today

[Wicked Wanda]

LMAO! Oh, I wasn't talking about Tiny! I was talking about PEGS! HOLD IT! DOH! What I meant to say was.........nevermind.:rolleyes5 Too many meds today

LOL...get a little tongue tied did we? :wink_2:

[SmokeShowin]

You didn't have the big "O"! He did! I bet he blinked!

Yeah then he laid there with a goofy look on his face like Arnold Schwarzenneger did after he had sex in Twins!

[Wicked Wanda]

Reporting in on my findings regarding the following research...

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (because they don't have enough time)

(yawn) After some very extensive research last night :happy: with an unsuspecting partner (didn't want to scew the data), it is this researcher's qualified opinion that it is impossible to have sex without blinking for either partner. It is possible to go long periods without blinking but not throughout the whole act itself.

Research was conducted in wet & dry conditions in an effort to simulate normal situations, and the findings were the same.

It is of my opinion that this theory is a myth HOWEVER within the land of cabbages, this may not hold true. This may require further study into their realm as their mating habits have not yet been observed. They are a very shy and elusive creature, not much is known about them.

Respectfully submitted,

WW

[pegscraper]

Reporting in on my findings regarding the following research...

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (because they don't have enough time)

(yawn) After some very extensive research last night :happy: with an unsuspecting partner (didn't want to scew the data), it is this researcher's qualified opinion that it is impossible to have sex without blinking for either partner. It is possible to go long periods without blinking but not throughout the whole act itself.

Research was conducted in wet & dry conditions in an effort to simulate normal situations, and the findings were the same.

It is of my opinion that this theory is a myth HOWEVER within the land of cabbages, this may not hold true. This may require further study into their realm as their mating habits have not yet been observed. They are a very shy and elusive creature, not much is known about them.

Respectfully submitted,

WW

Cabbages don't have eyes! They have small sprouts and leaves! How long did the research project take? (Just for scientific purposes and accuracy of my report) I also need some pictures for my report. I need an A on this one! I also think you should try the same experiment with pegs just to make sure that it won't be different with someone you're not getting tired of...... you know, same old lollypop!

Tiny the researcher

[pegscraper]

LOL...get a little tongue tied did we? :wink_2:

My tongue started flicking back and forth like a vibrator! My wife wouldn't let me stay at the computer any longer............ Had to go! She didn't blink! She couldn't open her eyes at all!

Pegschoolresearchproject

[Wicked Wanda]

My tongue started flicking back and forth like a vibrator! My wife wouldn't let me stay at the computer any longer............ Had to go! She didn't blink! She couldn't open her eyes at all!

Pegschoolresearchproject


That fast huh? :laugh:

[Wicked Wanda]

Cabbages don't have eyes! They have small sprouts and leaves! How long did the research project take? (Just for scientific purposes and accuracy of my report) I also need some pictures for my report. I need an A on this one! I also think you should try the same experiment with pegs just to make sure that it won't be different with someone you're not getting tired of...... you know, same old lollypop!

Tiny the researcher

You trying to "pose" as Tiny? :disguise:

The "dry conditions" took about 2 hours to complete..."wet" was conducted this morning so there were time constraints...estimate about 30 minutes.

Further research is definitely needed with the cabbages. I think you should volunteer to thoroughly research the cabbage patch, dig under those leaves and see what's really there, and report back.

Oh, I'm not tired of my current playtoy...it performs quite well. :lips2: