TinyUFB
10-31-2005, 05:15 PM
A Chinese couple gets married -- and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My
darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about. Numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...
"You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"
not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My
darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you
want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about. Numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he queries...
"You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"