Road Rage on a Motorcycle

[tomsspirit750]

Today I experienced the biggest asshole driver in history. I was driving in three lanes of traffic in the middle lane doing 75 when a minivan cuts me off bad(maybe a foot to spare). I laid on my horn and flipped him off. He was in front of me and we had someone next to us on the left and were passing a semi that was on our right so I was trapped behind this asshole. He looks back at me and decides to turn on his wind shield washers for about 5 miles purposefully soaking me in blue fluid. I was fuming mad. As if almost killing me wasn't enough, he decided to pour salt in my wound. The last thing is, he had motorcycle stickers all over the back of his minivan(Ducati) so he knows what its like to be on a bike. Naturally, I wanted to follow him home and murder his family but I was strapped for time and had to get off at the next exit. What do you do when someone does this to you? Road rage on a bike seams pointless. I debated throwing my helmet through his windshield.

[rschaff123]

when I used to ride crotch rockets I had leather gloves with carbonfiber nuckles when some one would do that to me I would punch their mirror off, I only did that maybe 3 times, also i was stuck in traffic on the las vegas strip one time and I was right behind a car and some ahole tries to merge into me very slowly, we were moving about 2 mph and he keeps pushing me over, his truck was about 2 inches from my leg, i started beating the shit out of his hood and he still kept going so i stood up and jamed my boot threw his headlight

[rschaff123]

oh and friend of mine that rode a big ass harley would keep large metal bb's on him, like sling shot size bb's and if some one cut him off he would speed up and throw one in front of them to crack there windshield

[Neonwheels]

Just make sure you don't turn out like this guy:
Biker killed in freeway road-rage clash

The Associated Press

August 11, 2009

CAMARILLO, Calif. - A motor home struck and killed a motorcyclist, dragging his body about 75 feet on U.S. Highway 101 in a bloody conclusion to a Ventura County road-rage encounter.

The motorcycle was impaled on the motor home.

Witnesses and motor home driver Michael Antoine told the California Highway Patrol the biker made obscene hand gestures and pulled in front of the motor home before braking suddenly Monday afternoon.

CHP Officer Terry Uhrich says the 68-year-old motor home driver was traveling about 55 mph in the southbound lanes in Camarillo and couldn't avoid slamming into the bike.

The 57-year-old Ventura biker, whose name is being withheld, was thrown under the motor home and dragged about 75 feet before coming loose in travel lanes.

http://www.fox5sandiego.com/news/kswb-biker-rage,0,6272692.story

[rschaff123]

who break checks a fucking motorhome? lol

[dirtwarrior]

Here at home a lady shot this sporty rider in road rage. She tailgated him and when he saluted her she shot him. She got sentenced to 17 years, 2nd incident of shooting a biker.

[Boris]

Many moons ago Me and just about everyone I knew that rode bikes had a ball-peen hammer hanging on the bike in easy reach.
Mirror golf anyone ?

[Big O]

I carry pennies in my shirt or vest pocket. When that happens, I just polity give them my 2 cents!

[VoodooMaster]

I carry pennies in my shirt or vest pocket. When that happens, I just polity give them my 2 cents!


I carry a handfull of change in each pocket, when I can get in front, I chunk it over my shoulder and haul ass, I mean hell, I dont wanna get impaled by a motor home or nuttin.:dizzy:

Just make sure you haul ass when you hear the ping ping of change bouncing off the hood of asshole's car cuz first thing he is gonna do is hit the brakes, then immediatley punch it...I would also suggest exiting the freeway...


not that I have ever done this...:cool4:

[Biscuits]

meh, call me a pussy but I'm just thankful that I'm still right side up after incidents like those. I never really retaliate because al that does is create another potiential accident for me.

People are assholes, nothin' really gonna change that. I just like to think that they'll get whats coming to them eventually. Sounds like it will too if they ever meet you guys

[2pwrlftrs4u]

kicked a car once.... some young bitch on the phone slowly coming over into my lane, never even looked in her mirror or out the pass. side window. she nearly hit me so i kicked her door to get her attention :bucktooth

[watercooled]

heard that the porceline from a plug will shatter glass. any truth to this?

[chizuck]

Here at home a lady shot this sporty rider in road rage. She tailgated him and when he saluted her she shot him. She got sentenced to 17 years, 2nd incident of shooting a biker.Holly shit that bitch should have been put away the first time.

[Ziggy]

Well something a friend of mine suggested and has done personally is to remove your gas cap and just toss it over your shoulder. Though an expensive endeavor, it would definitely screw up a windshield or whatever else it happens to hit. I'm not really one to start that kind of crap but either way my gas cap is on a hinge so no go.

[InsaneWizayne]

Well something a friend of mine suggested and has done personally is to remove your gas cap and just toss it over your shoulder. Though an expensive endeavor, it would definitely screw up a windshield or whatever else it happens to hit. I'm not really one to start that kind of crap but either way my gas cap is on a hinge so no go.

I'd have to turn the bike off at freeway speed, while holding the clutch in the whole time but still decelerating...remove the key, unlock gas cap, chuck it at the person, then be like...OH FUCK!!!! My key was in that gas cap!

[tomsspirit750]

I thought about throwing something but I figured it would throw off my balance and I would end up under the van. Next time I will just slow way down and forget about it. Besides telling you guys about it and hearing your stories was very entertaining.