TinyUFB
10-26-2005, 10:40 AM
One day an old woman went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said "You have crabs."
She informed the doctor that it couldn't be crabs because she was an 80 year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained the problem to him. He said "You have crabs."
"No " she said "I'm an 80 year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor and said "Doctor, you have to help me. I have an itch in my crotch and don't tell me it's crabs because I'm an 80 year old virgin.It can't be crabs."
The doctor said "Jump up on this table and let me take a look."
After examining her the doctor said,"Ma'am you're right, you don't have crabs. This cherry is so old you have fruit flies."
She informed the doctor that it couldn't be crabs because she was an 80 year old virgin. She went to another doctor and explained the problem to him. He said "You have crabs."
"No " she said "I'm an 80 year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor and said "Doctor, you have to help me. I have an itch in my crotch and don't tell me it's crabs because I'm an 80 year old virgin.It can't be crabs."
The doctor said "Jump up on this table and let me take a look."
After examining her the doctor said,"Ma'am you're right, you don't have crabs. This cherry is so old you have fruit flies."