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pegscraper
10-25-2005, 08:46 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder >about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about >achieving
103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+! 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work >and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's >the
BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top
Jimbo
10-25-2005, 09:31 AM
Ain't it the truth.
RAZOR
10-25-2005, 09:52 AM
BELIEVE ME I COULD BULLSHIT BUT AS FAR AS ASSKISSING--- :no: WAY MAN
THERES NOT GOING TO BE ANY SHIT ON MY NOSE...AND I HAVE SEEN
SOME MAJOR ASSKISSERS,THERE UP THE BOSS'S ASS SO FAR ALL YOU SEE
IS TWO FEET DANGLING OUT....NOT FOR ME...
Jimbo
10-25-2005, 10:02 AM
YO, Pegsraper. Went to court yesterday and by 10 AM I was DIVORCED!!!!!!

It sure feels good to get rid of 250 pounds of baggage. :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello:
pegscraper
10-25-2005, 10:04 AM
YO, Pegsraper. Went to court yesterday and by 10 AM I was DIVORCED!!!!!!

It sure feels good to get rid of 250 pounds of baggage. :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello: :luxhello:

Congrats, Jimbo! Now don't go and do THAT again!!!!! How did you come out? Does she get your bike too?

Pegs
RAZOR
10-25-2005, 10:12 AM
Sombodys Going To Have To Give You A Coming Out Party....
Kegs--strippers--kegs -- Or Better Yet Hookers Maybe You Could
Invite Those Two Over That Wild Coyote Knows...congrats
Jimbo
10-25-2005, 10:17 AM
Well, I get to keep the house but she gets to live there for free till she dies or moves out, I pay the gas-water-elec. for three years, Her cell phone for one year or till the contract expires, pay for her car payment till its paid off and pay of lic. and insurance for three years. At least I dodn't have to give her any money. :madani: :madani: :madani:
pegscraper
10-25-2005, 10:26 AM
Well, I get to keep the house but she gets to live there for free till she dies or moves out, I pay the gas-water-elec. for three years, Her cell phone for one year or till the contract expires, pay for her car payment till its paid off and pay of lic. and insurance for three years. At least I dodn't have to give her any money. :madani: :madani: :madani:

Maybe Pegs could help you take care of the "until she dies" part. I hear he killed his first wife.....Hold it! That's me! NO I DIDN'T KILL MY FIRST WIFE! SWEAR TO GOD, MAN!

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-25-2005, 10:47 AM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder >about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about >achieving
103%? What makes up 100% in life?




That is as old as my cabbage roots.

Tiny
:happy:
Jimbo
10-25-2005, 11:06 AM
Pegs, I found a guy over on the Venture site that has a set of Baran "Nasty Boy" mufflers for the moose. I'm going to buy them the first of next month. What I have heard about them is that they are LOUD, VERY LOUD. :Moped:
pegscraper
10-25-2005, 11:06 AM
That is as old as my cabbage roots.

Tiny
:happy:

I thought your cabbage root froze off last night?

Pegs