TinyUFB
10-24-2005, 02:32 PM
01. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet
02. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
03. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
04. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
So they can have a 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
05. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
06. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.
07. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
08. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?
Fingerpaint.
09. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? POTPOURRI.
10. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
11. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.
12. What's the definition of mass confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
02. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke.
03. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
04. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
So they can have a 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.
05. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders.
06. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss.
07. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung.
08. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?
Fingerpaint.
09. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna? POTPOURRI.
10. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
11. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.
12. What's the definition of mass confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.