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DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 10:27 PM

apache driver

07-15-2009, 10:36 PM

Get with the program Sarge; it's already been done.
Welcome, and thanks for serving.

Beaker

07-15-2009, 10:40 PM

http://silentespeaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kiss_army2.gif

DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 10:45 PM

what no "fuck off noob"
c'mon apache.......

sick bike you got!

DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 10:50 PM

now i feel welcome

Beaker

07-15-2009, 10:55 PM

Good lookin' bobber there Devil. Lucky you posted a pic (did you other noobs hear that?) or else...

http://www.dba-oracle.com/golf_travel/images/a_seal_clubbing_self_defense.jpg

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:02 PM

I don't usually do the "Fuck Off" thing until a noob pisses me off.

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:03 PM

Beak; you get sicker and sicker every day!

I was in the KISS Army too!

Beaker

07-15-2009, 11:06 PM

I don't usually do the "Fuck Off" thing until a noob pisses me off.

And that usually takes about five minutes. Short fuse on that mean old Apache!:bang:

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:07 PM

And that usually takes about five minutes. Short fuse on that mean old Apache!:bang:

OK....That's it!!! now I'm pissed!!!
FUCKERS!!!!

Beaker

07-15-2009, 11:11 PM

OK....That's it!!! now I'm pissed!!!
FUCKERS!!!!

Take a deep breath...Breathe right into your belly...Hold it...Now exhale slowly...Think about a walk on the beach, puppies, kittens, mass confusion, bombs going off, waking up somewhere you don't remember travelling to...Wait, I think I fucked something up. That can't be relaxing. Screw it. Carry on being pissed off.

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:13 PM

I'm trying to breathe into my belly, but I can't bend over that far!!

DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 11:16 PM

now what happens......................

Beaker

07-15-2009, 11:16 PM

Don't blame ya...
http://stronglifts.com/wp-content/uploads/how-to-lose-belly-fat.jpg

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:18 PM

Fuck Beak! I just gagged so hard I shit a little. Mother Fucker!!

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:20 PM

now what happens......................

SHUT THE FUCK UP.....NOOOOOOOOOB!!

Beaker

07-15-2009, 11:20 PM

Fuck Beak! I just gagged so hard I shit a little. Mother Fucker!!

Uh, sorry. Not really! Bawahahaha!!!!

DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 11:22 PM

:lol:
thats was funny as hell

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:36 PM

Hey Dog; in responce to your original post (which we have completely hijacked and thoroughly bastardized!!)

US Air Force F-15 maintenance (82 - 90)
US Army Apache Helicopter Pilot (90 - 94)
Apache Helicopter instructor pilot / civilian contractor (05 - today)

Beaker

07-15-2009, 11:42 PM

I'm no heli pilot, but I did stay at a holiday Inn once!
Uniformed Police Officer '90-'93
Undercover Police Officer '93-'96
Detective '96-'01
Auto Theft Detective '01-'02
Private Sector Auto Theft Investigator '02-????

DEVILDOG

07-15-2009, 11:43 PM

its all good

apache driver

07-15-2009, 11:46 PM

I'm no heli pilot, but I did stay at a holiday Inn once!

Well then you're better qualified than me, I haven't even read the fucking manual yet!

919jackass

07-15-2009, 11:53 PM

semper fi brother
and yes this thread has been done already
if you used the search button you would have known that
you fucking bootcamp noober
aircraft mechanic (ch46E) 97-02

p.s. welcome to the nuthouse devildog

Romparoo

07-15-2009, 11:59 PM

Just wondering how many we have out there! Tell about your career, rank whatever, show it off! I'll start it

SGT.
USMC

Served 5 years , white house embassy duty, 0851 Close Combat Instructor..
Was in the Pentagon on 9/11

Thank you all for serving and OORAH to all my fellow Marines out there!

Thanks for serving, you and everyone else. I personally appreciate it!

Thought I would comment on 9/11, my Uncle, in the Air Force, was also in the Pentagon, thinking of that now brings tears to my eyes, it took over 6 hours for him to get a call to go through to us so we knew he was ok.

88 VT1100

07-16-2009, 04:23 PM

Special Opperations Sniper, US Army (99-03)
Special Weapons And Tactics "Marksman" (04-??)

YA RLY

07-16-2009, 07:51 PM

Military what?

Raymo

07-16-2009, 09:06 PM

Raymo

07-16-2009, 09:07 PM

Apache, Ever read "Chickenhawk"? One of the best books I've ever read.

Raymo

07-16-2009, 09:09 PM

Oh yea, US Navy Parachute Rigger, 75-78.

brewit

07-16-2009, 09:35 PM

USN electrician's mate '80-'84. mostly worked on logic systems for the aircraft elevators aboard the USS Carl Vinson, CVN 70

DEVILDOG

07-16-2009, 10:13 PM

awesome, anyone have any badass motivational pics.....

Beaker

07-16-2009, 10:59 PM

Hmmm....note to self. Don't offer Beak a hit. :beatnik:

That was a long time ago Bro. Before that life I was on the road playing drums in hair bands. Not much I haven't seen from one side or the other. Wouldn't take a hit, but wouldn't judge anyone else's choices either. :jamming:

apache driver

07-16-2009, 11:27 PM

Apache, Ever read "Chickenhawk"? One of the best books I've ever read.

Yeah, I think that book is (or at least should be) required reading for evey Army copter pilot; great book, the author ultimately ended up in the joint when he was busted flying drugs into the US from Columbia.
In fact, I served in the same company that guy was assigned to when he was in Nam!
A Co 1/227 AVN, Of course I was at Hood then, about twenty years after Nam ended!

Beaker

07-16-2009, 11:33 PM

Another good read is "By Way of Deception". It's about Isreali undercover ops. Very interesting.

apache driver

07-16-2009, 11:36 PM

I'll have to try that one!
Big fan of Clancy and Dale Brown!

2pwrlftrs4u

07-17-2009, 01:44 AM

12yrs active army currently at ft bliss, tx

YA RLY

07-17-2009, 01:55 AM

Active duty AF, currently in the desert. 7 months down, 5 to go.

unbound

07-17-2009, 07:38 AM

13B Cannon Crewmember
OEF Vet
and go to Afghanistan next year

kenjan450

07-17-2009, 07:43 AM

US Navy Construction Mechanic 1989-1999
US Navy Recruiter 1999-Present.
Accelerate your Life!

DEVILDOG

07-17-2009, 10:22 AM

very cool, keep em coming...alot of army and navy-
wheres all my dogs at.............

SdShadowRider

07-17-2009, 11:51 AM

Gunny here! 12 years active and currently serving a recall orders.

DEVILDOG

07-17-2009, 12:34 PM

thats what im talking about, another close combat instructor, badass avatar!

watercooled

07-17-2009, 02:56 PM

U.S Army
82nd ABN/ 101st ABN
gravel aggitator

Raymo

07-17-2009, 04:38 PM

Yeah, I think that book is (or at least should be) required reading for evey Army copter pilot; great book, the author ultimately ended up in the joint when he was busted flying drugs into the US from Columbia.
In fact, I served in the same company that guy was assigned to when he was in Nam!
A Co 1/227 AVN, Of course I was at Hood then, about twenty years after Nam ended!

He wasn't flying them, they sailed there and back. I have that book also. It's good, but not quite as good as the first book, IMO.

apache driver

07-17-2009, 06:06 PM

He wasn't flying them, thay sailed there and back. I have that book also. It's good, but not quite as good as the first book, IMO.

Either way, he went to prison!

88 VT1100

07-17-2009, 07:04 PM

I was going to inlist in the corps. Decided to go Army because of my carreer choice. I have to say though, some of the jarheads I've had the pleasure of working with have been some pretty stand up guys. They can't shoot like an army man, but they try hard... LOL !! J/K man, when it counts, we all bust our ass for the same thing..

DEVILDOG

07-17-2009, 08:06 PM

haha, yeah whatever, but your right we all have busted our asses..

mcvierh

07-17-2009, 08:49 PM

Semper Fi. At Ease, and Fuck-Off Noob.

Spirit_C2

07-17-2009, 09:15 PM

Welcome!

Navy here, E-6 Aviation Electrician, going on 13yrs

DEVILDOG

07-17-2009, 09:19 PM

thanks mcvierh, i was wondering when you were gonna show up!

costcojohn

07-17-2009, 09:54 PM

Another good read is "By Way of Deception". It's about Isreali undercover ops. Very interesting.

Loved that one Beak, very interesting read and crazy as well.

Raymo

07-17-2009, 10:38 PM

I'll have to read that.

Beaker

07-17-2009, 11:47 PM

Loved that one Beak, very interesting read and crazy as well.

I haven't met too many people who have read it. The training those people went through is incredible. The ops themselves are out of this world. Buy an entire furniture factory and staff it so you can plant cameras and mics in the furniture destined for the target's house? Wild stuff.

DEVILDOG

07-18-2009, 11:26 AM

just found out my cousins husband who has served 10 years and 2 tour to iraq in the USMC found out he has developed a heart mur-mur and they are making him get out on a "medical" discharge.....

apache driver

07-18-2009, 11:28 AM

just found out my cousins husband who has served 10 years and 2 tour to iraq in the USMC found out he has developed a heart mur-mur and they are making him get out on a "medical" discharge.....

Lucky bastard!!! a heart murmur is a non life threatening condition, and he's gonna draw a paycheck for doing nothing!!

DEVILDOG

07-18-2009, 12:18 PM

i know, it like he is getting to retire in 10 ,cuz he will be getting full benefits for the rest of his life, i think he 's like 27...........

Gunny1371

07-29-2009, 05:59 PM

USMC 95-pres, Gunnery Sergeant, 1371 Combat Engineer/1372 Assault Breacher Vehicle Operator. Currently sweating my balls of in Afghanistan. Semper Fi!

SdShadowRider

07-29-2009, 10:50 PM

USMC 95-pres, Gunnery Sergeant, 1371 Combat Engineer/1372 Assault Breacher Vehicle Operator. Currently sweating my balls of in Afghanistan. Semper Fi!

Gunny 1371 what unit are you with in Pendleton? I'm in Camp Talega.

Gunny1371

07-31-2009, 12:23 PM

Gunny 1371 what unit are you with in Pendleton? I'm in Camp Talega.

CEB, I'm right down the road at Mateo. We'll have to go ride when I get home.

2pwrlftrs4u

07-31-2009, 12:28 PM

should be rolloing out on my 4th deployment this Nov-Dec :glasses2:

apache driver

07-31-2009, 05:50 PM

should be rolloing out on my 4th deployment this Nov-Dec :glasses2:

Bummer dude, be safe!