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pegscraper
10-24-2005, 08:45 AM
At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment, unveiled anew line of heavyweight cruiser style motorcycles designed to compete head to head with industry leader Harley-Davidson.

Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said, "We have studied the market and determined that Harley, while highly successful, has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle buyers". Long added, "We, at Johnson, are convinced our product hits the target dead center and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson in a way no other motorcycle has been able to accomplish".

The new line of bikes, marketed under the name 'Big Johnson Motorcycles',will, according to Long, deliver what Harley has only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is what Harley buyers are really after".

At the unveiling of the new line Monday, several current Harley owners agreed. "When I bought my Harley, what I really needed was a Big Johnson",said one Harley owner." But I see now that riding a Harley is no replacement for having a Big Johnson."

Manager Long also said that his company would follow the lead of Harley-Davidson and cash in on a huge market for non motorcycle related products. "We realize that not every guy can have a Big Johnson", said Long,"But image is very important to people. If they don't have a Big Johnson,they at least want to project the image of having one."

Asked if he anticipated Big Johnsons showing up in the hands of Harley owners, Long said it was unlikely. "I just don't see the need to have a Harley if you have a Big Johnson", he said. "And I can't imagine someone who spends all their resources to acquire a Harley having a Big Johnson. I think it boils down to this - You either have a Harley, or you have a Big Johnson,but you are not likely to have both. "Given the choice", said Long. " I think most guys will opt for the Big Johnson". Another force driving sales for the company will come from women. A survey of the wives and girlfriends of nearly 1,000 potential motorcycle buyers indicates less than 5% would approve of their partner spending $15,000 on a Harley Davidson. But, when asked if they would be willing to pay the same amount of money to get their partner a Big Johnson, nearly 4 out 5 thought that would be money well spent.

One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as saying, "There is no way I will let Lonnie drop 15 grand on another one of those Harleys, but15 grand to get him a Big Johnson? Well, that something we could both enjoy and it's something he really needs."

Carla Roundheel, manager of the dealership network now being established, said her motto is simple. "I service what we sell."

RAZOR
10-24-2005, 09:26 AM
Any Pics---or At Least A Link..????????????/

Jimbo
10-25-2005, 09:29 AM
Pegscraper, Is this a true story? Send a link of a picture if you have it. This I would like to see.

pegscraper
10-25-2005, 09:32 AM
Come on guys. Big Johnson? (big dick). Harley guys don't have one........ Think about it!


Pegs

Jimbo
10-25-2005, 09:38 AM
BOY DO I LOOK DUMB RIGHT NOW :smilygifs

RAZOR
10-25-2005, 09:59 AM
:embarasse I KNEW ABOUT BIG JOHNSON BUT I WAS BELIEVING THE STORY
ABOUT A NEW BIKE.-(I THOUGHT SOMBODY WAS COMING OUTY WITH A NEW BIKE
CALLED THE BIG JOHNSON)-AND NOW WATCH SINCE I SAID THAT SOMBODY
WILL AND MAKE MILLIONS.

croach1
10-25-2005, 10:26 AM
Pegs, you missed a golden opportunity to give them hell.

pegscraper
10-25-2005, 10:29 AM
Pegs, you missed a golden opportunity to give them hell.

But I'm above doing that! Wait! I'm not!
YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT A BIG JOHNSON IS, HUH? LMAO!!!

PEGS

TinyUFB
10-25-2005, 10:42 AM
BOY DO I LOOK DUMB RIGHT NOW :smilygifs


SHAME ON YOU EL CAPITANO !

TinyUFB
10-25-2005, 10:43 AM
EVEN THIS CABBAGE HEAD KNEW WHAT IT WAS RIGHT FROM THE START!

Tiny Branes:ukliam3:

Mr.Sinister
10-25-2005, 12:48 PM
No pics = no big johnson . You have no pics .

TinyUFB
10-25-2005, 12:52 PM
No pics = no big johnson . You have no pics .


Your right Sin. He cant show any pics because his Johnson is more like a wee little johnny

Tiny

:laugh:

pegscraper
10-25-2005, 02:10 PM
Your right Sin. He cant show any pics because his Johnson is more like a wee little johnny

Tiny

:laugh:

Hold on there mister. I'm NOT the one that owns a HARLEY! Read back. It says that Harley owners don't have big Johnsons! Stick that in your cabbage patch and pull it!

Pegs

TinyUFB
10-25-2005, 02:45 PM
Hold on there mister. I'm NOT the one that owns a HARLEY! Read back. It says that Harley owners don't have big Johnsons! Stick that in your cabbage patch and pull it!

Pegs

Your right. But cabbages have STEMS not Johnson's and my STEM makes your JOhnson look like a little brown mushroom.

Tiny THE STEM

:gossip:

Mr.Sinister
10-25-2005, 02:47 PM
:happy: Remeber to post it in the eye strain section . Oh wait maby in the ask Susan section . Title it "Have you ever seen somthing this small ?" Changing diapers does count .

pegscraper
10-26-2005, 09:42 AM
:happy: Remeber to post it in the eye strain section . Oh wait maby in the ask Susan section . Title it "Have you ever seen somthing this small ?" Changing diapers does count .

OK, Sin. Send me a pic of your Johnson and I will post it in the ask Susan section titled "Have you ever seen somthing this small?"

Pegs

TinyUFB
10-26-2005, 10:32 AM
OK, Sin. Send me a pic of your Johnson and I will post it in the ask Susan section titled "Have you ever seen somthing this small?"

Pegs


IS THIS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK ? Oh my little brown mushroomed friend.

Tiny

:jamming:

Mr.Sinister
10-26-2005, 10:40 AM
I don't think Susan wants to see my pecker . And if she did , it would take me too long to figure out photo shop . It took me months to figure out how to resize entire photos an post them . :happy:

pegscraper
10-26-2005, 02:51 PM
IS THIS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK ? Oh my little brown mushroomed friend.

Tiny

:jamming:

At least I don't have an Ineeee, "TINY"

Pegs

TinyUFB
10-26-2005, 02:54 PM
At least I don't have an Ineeee, "TINY"

Pegs


WELL I MIGHT HAVE AN INEE BUT IT IS SPRING LOADED FOR IMMEDIATE TAKEOFF WHEN CALLED FOR.....


Tiny Stud

pegscraper
10-26-2005, 03:07 PM
WELL I MIGHT HAVE AN INEE BUT IT IS SPRING LOADED FOR IMMEDIATE TAKEOFF WHEN CALLED FOR.....


Tiny Stud

BFL!

TinyUFB
10-26-2005, 03:16 PM
BFL!


NOW WHO DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE? A CHUBBY OAF CARRYING A BLUE LUNCH BOX OR A CRAZED BABY HOOKED ON WAFFLES.

I guess we are both screwed.


Tiny

pegscraper
10-26-2005, 03:19 PM
NOW WHO DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE? A CHUBBY OAF CARRYING A BLUE LUNCH BOX OR A CRAZED BABY HOOKED ON WAFFLES.

I guess we are both screwed.


Tiny

At least I'm not the one that owns a Harley so I COULD have a Big Johnson!!

Pegs

TinyUFB
10-26-2005, 03:58 PM
At least I'm not the one that owns a Harley so I COULD have a Big Johnson!!

Pegs



COULD OF, WOULD OF, SHOULD OF