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pegscraper
10-20-2005, 02:26 PM
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto
for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little
sports-like car so she could
zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look, she said. "I want something that goes from 0 to
200 in 4 seconds or
less." "And my birthday is coming up. You could
surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.
Visitation and the Services are Pending.

RAZOR
10-20-2005, 03:06 PM
:luxhello: :jamming: