Little Sturgis

[dirtwarrior]

I am planning on going along with cousins and uncles. I live about 100 miles from there in elizabethtown, KY. So please post here if going maybr we can all get together near my home and go down together.

[Big O]

When is it?

[apache driver]

maybr we can all get together near my home and go down together.

That just aint right!

[dirtwarrior]

It is on the 16 of july. Apache I know it sounded wrong. I should say ride to little sturgis together

[Big O]

ride to little sturgis together

Ok, but your riding on the back bitch! :grin:

[dirtwarrior]

Lol

[dirtwarrior]

*BUMP*
Anyone going to Little Sturgis

[firefighter212]

I`d go but ain`t riddin bitch.J/K.I`d love to go but got movin to do.Have fun Brother and be safe.

[cjones]

i think me and some buddie may ride up on friday

[firefighter212]

Rub it in,rub it in-fuckers.

[cjones]

fuck fire just take a couple days off tell the new misses youll move it when you get back

[josh0013]

I may make the ride by myself... keep posted if anyone makes a trip down with a group! I'm in Lex

[firefighter212]

fuck fire just take a couple days off tell the new misses youll move it when you get backHell CJ,might come back to a house with only my shit still in it.lol

[cjones]

you mean only half your shit lol

[firefighter212]

How long can you go before an annulment? It might fall into that category.

[cjones]

yeah but you gotta figure the crazy chick factor ( i know you dont think shes crazy yet ) but you know at least half your shits gonna get fucked up if not took

[firefighter212]

Point taken and yes there not crazy when we marry them,they just get that way over time.lol

[cjones]

mine was crazy when i married her it has just gotten worse over time

[dirtwarrior]

OK I am in elizabethtown about 100 miles north of sturgis. Post here or PM me and we can ride there

[apache driver]

How long can you go before an annulment? It might fall into that category.

I can usually go about twenty minutes, then I need a five minute rest.....but I'm usually good for two or three a night!
What the hells an annulment anyway?

[dirtwarrior]

I can usually go about twenty minutes, then I need a five minute rest.....but I'm usually good for two or three a night!
What the hells an annulment anyway?
I think that is what you do to make paint stick to plastic

[firefighter212]

it is what you can do in the early stages of marriage instead of an expensive divorce.It was a joke(for you Brenda).

[apache driver]

it is what you can do in the early stages of marriage instead of an expensive divorce.It was a joke(for you Brenda).

You goof!! we know what an anullment is!
This IS my second marriage.

[Beaker]

Hey look! A thread that was hijacked by someone other than that asshole Beaker! Back in a sec, had a nice steak for dinner and now I gotta go have an anullment...

[Beaker]

I'm back (I think it was the garlic bread, not the steak that caused the anullment). Where were we, something about making paint stick to Brenda?

[firefighter212]

I have been stuck in this damn computer all day and i think it is frying my brain.I have my boat listed on craigslist and this chick e-mailed me about it.Keep in mind that i put in it was a project boat.Told her it needs carpet,seats,and carb rebuilt.She proceeds to ask why the carb need rebuilt.I go into detail of boring the engine and it needing jets.Told her it won`t idle til it`s done.She e-mails me back and asks why dont you shut it off instead of idleing.I go into detail how you can`t shift above idle,how you gonna load and unload the boat and what are you going to do in the idle zone?It may have been the fact that i told her that i gather she`s not owned a boat (by the stupid ass questions she asked.)The bitch responds back about how rude i was and she was sorry for troubling me.What a bitch.Stupid people piss me off.

[apache driver]

Making a painter stick to Brenda??? Stand back, I'm a professional!

[apache driver]

I have been stuck in this damn computer all day and i think it is frying my brain.I have my boat listed on craigslist and this chick e-mailed me about it.Keep in mind that i put in it was a project boat.Told her it needs carpet,seats,and carb rebuilt.She proceeds to ask why the carb need rebuilt.I go into detail of boring the engine and it needing jets.Told her it won`t idle til it`s done.She e-mails me back and asks why dont you shut it off instead of idleing.I go into detail how you can`t shift above idle,how you gonna load and unload the boat and what are you going to do in the idle zone?It may have been the fact that i told her that i gather she`s not owned a boat (by the stupid ass questions she asked.)The bitch responds back about how rude i was and she was sorry for troubling me.What a bitch.Stupid people piss me off.

Did she call herself "hot redneck gal"?

[firefighter212]

I know what sticks to her and don`t think it`s in paint.

[Beaker]

I have been stuck in this damn computer all day and i think it is frying my brain.I have my boat listed on craigslist and this chick e-mailed me about it.Keep in mind that i put in it was a project boat.Told her it needs carpet,seats,and carb rebuilt.She proceeds to ask why the carb need rebuilt.I go into detail of boring the engine and it needing jets.Told her it won`t idle til it`s done.She e-mails me back and asks why dont you shut it off instead of idleing.I go into detail how you can`t shift above idle,how you gonna load and unload the boat and what are you going to do in the idle zone?It may have been the fact that i told her that i gather she`s not owned a boat (by the stupid ass questions she asked.)The bitch responds back about how rude i was and she was sorry for troubling me.What a bitch.Stupid people piss me off.

I bet it was that I-wish-I-was-hot-redneckgal!

[firefighter212]

Now that was funny as fuck.I never made the connection til you brought it up.I`m still laughin.

[dirtwarrior]

OK anybody going to sturgis pm me

[Beaker]

I think firefighter and Apache are going...

[apache driver]

I think firefighter and Apache are going...

We're not going together, we just went out a couple of times.............why, what did you hear?

[firefighter212]

I think firefighter and Apache are going...I wish like hell i was goin.Apache would have me laughin the whole time.I need that about now.I got shipped out for the last three days to one of the slowest stations,the guys either sleep or stay in their room unlike my normal station.We hang out and cut up and have a good time,plus we have alot or runs to make the day go by quick.I`m goin insane being out here.

[firefighter212]

We're not going together, we just went out a couple of times.............why, what did you hear?Just like Apache`s avatar,SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beaker]

We're not going together, we just went out a couple of times.............why, what did you hear?

What?! Did you guys get an anullment? Does that hurt or do they put you under for that?

[firefighter212]

Wouldn`t you like to know.lol

[apache driver]

I got shipped out for the last three days to one of the slowest stations.

So...............these guys didn't score too well on the Firefighter test????
Do they ride in the short fire engine?

[apache driver]

What?! Did you guys get an anullment? Does that hurt or do they put you under for that?

I sat around with a sack of frozen peas on my junk for a week!!!

[Beaker]

As usual, I'll have to take the high road here: If anyone is going to Little Sturgis, please pm Dirtwarrior. Damn hijackers...Sheesh!

[firefighter212]

Yes,the strobes even flash slow so they don`t have seizures.

[Beaker]

So...............these guys didn't score too well on the Firefighter test????
Do they ride in the short fire engine?

Re-hijack!!!! Holy shit! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!! Short Fire Engine! Bawahahahaha!

[apache driver]

Yes,the strobes even flash slow so they don`t have seizures.

Oh that's just wrong!

[Beaker]

Yes,the strobes even flash slow so they don`t have seizures.

Stop!! Fuckers!!! I'm waking my kids up! Too funny!

[firefighter212]

They dont even have sirens,they just smash one anothers finger in the door and stick their head out the window.OOOOOOWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH,OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[apache driver]

Probably pretty good firefighters though, they've got that retard strength!!

[Beaker]

STOP IT!! I'm DYING!

[Beaker]

And their favorite calls are "difficulty breathing"!!!

[apache driver]

I can see it now, heads too big, eyes too far apart, and tongues hangin out, blastin each other with the hose.
That's just wrong!

Lord..forgive me; and be with the starvin pigmees.

[firefighter212]

Hellwo,me name issssssss Jon,we`s here to`s put ouuuuuuuuttttttt u`s fur.

[apache driver]

Hellwo,me name issssssss Jon,we`s here to`s put ouuuuuuuuttttttt u`s fur.

Makes a great mental image.....................slobber all down the front of your fire coat!

[puddlejumper]

9068

[firefighter212]

Now that`s fightin fire.

[Beaker]

Tiered Response might be fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlUVGf8B2yc

[apache driver]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

[firefighter212]

The shit they put on the internet.Funny and retarded (no pun)at the same time.

[dirtwarrior]

Another bumb
OK I got a few people together to ride to Sturgis. I live about 100 miles away so can crash here and ride out together. PM me for phone and address

[Big O]

I loved to go, but I have to work all weekend. Have a good time, and ride safe brother.

[dirtwarrior]

Thanks, this is my first time going.
OK guys who is going