Help with chick bashing jokes

[pegscraper]

I have a friend (I'll call him that) that needs some help with some chick bashing jokes. Please send what you have.
Thanx

Pegs

[RAZOR]

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

[RAZOR]

WANT MORE I HAVE ALOT MORE...
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter

Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

[pegscraper]

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Good ones! Cunt scrapes! LMAO!

OK here's one.
Q. Why do women have legs?
A. So they don't leave snail tracks on the linoleum.

[RAZOR]

Good ones! Cunt scrapes! LMAO!

OK here's one.
Q. Why do women have legs?
A. So they don't leave snail tracks on the linoleum.
:luxhello: :jamming:
I HAVE SOME MORE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO POST THEM.???

[pegscraper]

Those are GREAT! Keep em cummin.....errr. I mean coming.:luxhello:


Pegs

[pegscraper]

Razor. Did you get the video?


Pegs

[RAZOR]

I'LL HAVE TO CHECK ON THE VIDEO.
HERES SOME MORE.
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins !

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What’s better than a rose on your piano?
A. Tulips on your organ.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy

Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
A. Twocanchew (two can chew).

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.

Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
A. They're going to call her Old Spice.

Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt

Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A. Yell at her.

Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
A. So they don't whistle on the way down.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.

Q. Why can't women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.

[pegscraper]

t's wha[QUOTE=RAZOR]

Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

QUOTE]

But, I can also......OH! nevermind!

Pegs

[RAZOR]

t's wha[QUOTE=RAZOR]

Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?
A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.

QUOTE]

But, I can also......OH! nevermind!

Pegs
got the video------wow!! :bounce: :bounce:

[pegscraper]

[QUOTE=pegscraper]t's wha
got the video------wow!! :bounce: :bounce:

Ever seen anything like that before? How to post that on the site?

Pegs

[pegscraper]

Don't let Sin get a hold of that video. He'll sell it and leave me out!


Pegs

[Jimbo]

Got the vido also. Man that's got to hurt!!! How in the hell did he get them in there any way? :eek2:

[pegscraper]

Got the vido also. Man that's got to hurt!!! How in the hell did he get them in there any way? :eek2:

I have no clue. I wasn't there. You'll have to ask Sinister. He prolly took the vid!

Pegs

[bronco]

what video?
The Balls in the ass video...
It makes my balls hurt watching/thinking about it.
B

[Mr.Sinister]

What vid ? Where is my money for it ?

[RAZOR]

I have a friend (I'll call him that) that needs some help with some chick bashing jokes. Please send what you have.
Thanx

Pegs

BACK TO CHICK BASHING JOKES.
I JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE. HOWS THAT FOR A JOKE.
MUUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bat_angel

[pegscraper]

What vid ? Where is my money for it ?

What video are you talking about, Sin? I havn't seen no stinkin video!

Pegs

[pegscraper]

BACK TO CHICK BASHING JOKES.
I JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE. HOWS THAT FOR A JOKE.
MUUUWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bat_angel

That's the first CHICK BASHING joke.

[pegscraper]

What vid ? Where is my money for it ?

Hey Sin,
You've got mail. I'm expecting paypal payment to be forthcoming....

Pegs