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RAZOR
10-19-2005, 12:55 PM
There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!" The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb." And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?" and he said," So he can tear my ass up one more time."
Mr.Sinister
10-19-2005, 01:11 PM
Did I die ? Hemmoriod boy . :smilygifs
RAZOR
10-19-2005, 01:16 PM
No You Are The Third Guy.
And Right Now Some Hot Chile Might Do Me Some Good,burn Those Fuckers
Right Off.
Mr.Sinister
10-19-2005, 01:23 PM
The third dead one ? How does your ass feel ? Perchance this joke hits close to home ?
pegscraper
10-19-2005, 01:26 PM
No You Are The Third Guy.
And Right Now Some Hot Chile Might Do Me Some Good,burn Those Fuckers
Right Off.

Hey Razor,
I've got some Dave's insanity sauce for your Sinister Chili that will burn those fuckers right off! I gave Tiny a couple of drops of it and I thought we were going to have to call 911! This shit is so hot, you can't even feel you mouth for a couple of hours!
Or have Sin tuck them back up inside!

Pegs
Mr.Sinister
10-19-2005, 01:27 PM
The pink sleave ?
pegscraper
10-19-2005, 01:43 PM
The pink sleave ?

I don't remember. I ended up throwing it away after several people almost passed out. Way to hot for me. I like it hot but that was INSANE!

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-19-2005, 02:59 PM
Hey Razor,
I've got some Dave's insanity sauce for your Sinister Chili that will burn those fuckers right off! I gave Tiny a couple of drops of it and I thought we were going to have to call 911! This shit is so hot, you can't even feel you mouth for a couple of hours!
Or have Sin tuck them back up inside!

Pegs


He aint jokin. I tried a thimble full of that shit, and it was so hot, I (and I am serious) could not swallow or spit it out. It was like I had lock jaw. Like Peg I like hot spices. Lived in Los Angeles for many years and got very acustomed to hot sauces, but this was ten steps above anything I ever tried in LA.

Sweatin Tiny