Another Blonde Joke

[TinyUFB]

Two blondes with hammers, Sue and Tracey, were doing some carpentry work on a house.

Sue, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail
pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Tracey, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Sue explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end; and I throw them away."

Tracey got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

[pegscraper]

How about some jokes I hadn't heard in elementary school?

[Mr.Sinister]

Blond jokes suck .. Ole and Sven that is another story ! Lets hear some Norse jokes .

[pegscraper]

Ok, Sin. Here you go...



Sven and Ole, with hammers, were doing some carpentry work on a house.

Sven, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail
pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

Ole, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Sven explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them
have the head on the wrong end; and I throw them away."

Ole got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails
aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

[pegscraper]

Now THAT is a funny joke!


Pegs