need a girlfriend

[dirtwarrior]

My old girlfriend left me about 2 years ago. I need a new one now.
Where can a broke fucker like me find one?

[Boris]

In church. :grin:

[morpheus]

eBay or craiglist ----jmo

[dirtwarrior]

I will check it out

[Neonwheels]

eBay or craiglist ----jmo

bring lots of roses... :rolleyes3


Seriously though, could always try eHarmony if you don't mind investing in it a bit, or there's always Myspace...

[YO MUDA]

Get yourself a good dog. Cheaper in the long run.:bucktooth

[Boris]

Get yourself a good dog and a case of peanut butter. Cheaper in the long run.:bucktooth

There, fixed it for you. :grin3:

[tannman]

u already have two. Ua got the righty and the lefty hand.

[mcvierh]

Go to a Pentecostal church, thems some wild fucks there, catch em as their doing back-flips over the pews and fainting as the demons are cast out....., only hold out for the cute ones.

[dirtwarrior]

Go to a Pentecostal church, thems some wild fucks there, catch em as their doing back-flips over the pews and fainting as the demons are cast out....., only hold out for the cute ones.
I will try that

[Ole Ed]

Try this.......Go to Walmart.......Look around til you see one thats not wearin a weddin band........Go up beside her and take somethin off the shelf and make up some story about is this the right thing for what you wanna do, make ,color, anything, just wing it........If you do it in the grocery side work around to askin her whats she doin for dinner and if she'd consider letting you cook for her..... Has worked for me....Back when I was single (divorced) I tried it when a buddy of mine did it one night while we were in Walmart buyin beer.....Thought if it worked for him why not try it myself.....Whats the worst that can happen?....She could tell ya NO but she could say YES....Hell she cant have you arrested (unless you dont take no for an answer) or eat ya (unless she says yes).....

[firefighter212]

I`m tellin ya,go get a cute young neice or nephew and go to the grocery store and get yourself some groceries.I got more phone numbers and winks there than the bars when i`d take my daughter to shop.lol

[ol puddin head]

I`m tellin ya,go get a cute young neice or nephew and go to the grocery store and get yourself some groceries.I got more phone numbers and winks there than the bars when i`d take my daughter to shop.lolyou couldn't be more right. i used to take my daughter and my australian shepard to the park to play frisbee. holy shit, talk about a test of a married mans willpower.:devil:

[dirtwarrior]

you couldn't be more right. i used to take my daughter and my australian shepard to the park to play frisbee. holy shit, talk about a test of a married mans willpower.:devil:
What part of KY you in?

[Boris]

I`m tellin ya,go get a cute young neice

Just check your local laws first.
That there is considered illegal in some areas. Bunch of spoil sports.

[ol puddin head]

What part of KY you in?town called faubush. bout 15 miles west of somerset. just had a buddy that moved to e-town first of the year.

[dirtwarrior]

Does he ride?

[919jackass]

good luck DW. if your going to try the church thing go catholic at least they drink. but so do the southern baptist and methodist. the walmart and food store thing would work like a champ. good luck bro

p.s. just remember either way your pay'n for puss weather you wine and dime'em or you out right just pay for it on the corner.

[Romparoo]

Just make sure she doesn't have an Adam's Apple when you take her home!

[roygrady]

We don't need to pay for dinner these days!

[Biscuits]

Hey DW, If you're into the average looking ones I hear that there's a guy named ct_russ who might have one to spare. He's the one haveing problems on another of Wanda's threads. Just a thought, lol.

[Irish Bulldog]

Get a puppy, go to the park. Chicks love puppies. Don't buy one just borrow one, when she comes for the first date and asks wheres snuggles, with tears in your eyes say he got stolen, died or something of the like guaranteed first date fun or atleast a hummer. Oh and don't take her to the friends house that you borrowed the pup from, thats a deal breaker.

You can post picks and thank me later.

[Big O]

Volunteer at an old folks home. Those old ladies are desperate! Plus, you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant, and they can remove their teeth!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/jonnrobinet/Kingpin.jpg

[Belac]

Volunteer at an old folks home. Those old ladies are desperate! Plus, you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant, and they can remove their teeth!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/jonnrobinet/Kingpin.jpg


as the song goes.... "That shit aint right, that shit aint right."

[Dragon74]

you can always get a mail order bride if a g/f isn't enough....

[KB612]

I have always had good luck with foreigners, they barely speak english so they never give you any lip!

[dirtwarrior]

Volunteer at an old folks home. Those old ladies are desperate! Plus, you don't have to worry about getting them pregnant, and they can remove their teeth!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k230/jonnrobinet/Kingpin.jpg

That is wrong in so many ways. Some might go for it

[Wicked Wanda]

So, did you find anything yet? :grin:

[dirtwarrior]

No I haven't yet. Not to many woman want a broke biker from kentucky

[Wicked Wanda]

No I haven't yet. Not to many woman want a broke biker from kentucky

Got all your teeth and most of your hair? You're a catch... :happy:

[cnisingle]

What's wrong with bald guys?:cry:

[dirtwarrior]

I got most of my teeth the ones that weren't knocked out doing construction. I do have all my hair. I think I am in good shape at 6 feet 2 inches and 214 pounds. I still work out. More lately since I lost my job.
I got my own home I only owe 11.000 on with my 3 dogs.

[Cramer]

My old girlfriend left me about 2 years ago. I need a new one now.
Where can a broke fucker like me find one?


Ride over to Owensboro once a week and have a burger or grab a beer. Stop at the same place every time and get to know one of the waitresses. :kiss: If that fails, ride down to Beaver Dam - there's got to be some beaver's there, ha, ha, ha.

[craigv318]

Get a puppy, chicks dig puppies
OR

Get a Thai girl..
www.thaisoulmate4u.com (http://www.thaisoulmate4u.com)
www.thai-professional.com/orientalgirls.html (http://www.thai-professional.com/orientalgirls.html)
www.mythaicupid.com (http://www.mythaicupid.com)
www.aperfectwife.com/thai_brides.htm (http://www.aperfectwife.com/thai_brides.htm)

or Russian lady.

Some of the ladies from Russia are smoking HOT

www.dream-marriage.com (http://www.dream-marriage.com)
www.hotrussianbrides.com (http://www.hotrussianbrides.com)
www.russianbrides.com (http://www.russianbrides.com)
www.russian-brides-club.com (http://www.russian-brides-club.com)
www.russiamore.com (http://www.russiamore.com)

[dirtwarrior]

That sounds good but I don't have money

[pmperry]

Dude straight up, my best advice! Just buy a wedding ring and move to the south east... You'll have them coming after you in droves but don't talk about the ring.

[919jackass]

dude just be yourself when your out and about. she be there when you least expect it.damn i sound just like a whoreascope

[craigv318]

Ive been to Thailand many,many time.

And one thing is sure.
You can pick and choose which lady you want. They love Western men.
You can even have a different lady each night if you want..
You will "live like a KING" in Thailand

You see so many Western men living over there theses days. They meet a Thai lady and never come home,
The food is dirt cheap.
Clothes are cheap.
Motorbike are cheap,
Beer is cheap
wOMEN ARE CHEAP..

Give it a go. All you have to do it buy a ticket..

[mcvierh]

it'll happen Dirt, when you least expect it and when you finally say "fuck it" and just start doing day to day things, you'll turn a corner and lo and behold a brown eyed dancing girl, thats gonna wanna follow you home and stay awhile........

[Irish Bulldog]

Ive been to Thailand many,many time.

And one thing is sure.
You can pick and choose which lady you want. They love Western men.
You can even have a different lady each night if you want..
You will "live like a KING" in Thailand

You see so many Western men living over there theses days. They meet a Thai lady and never come home,
The food is dirt cheap.
Clothes are cheap.
Motorbike are cheap,
Beer is cheap
wOMEN ARE CHEAP..

Give it a go. All you have to do it buy a ticket..

How much them tickets cost, you had my attention at cheap bike, and cheap women.

[dirtwarrior]

not to mention cheap beer.

[fegs]

Dude, this is good. Lots of good/funny advice. My advice, Get yourself a bed-buddy. No strings attached, test drive it for a while.

[Wicked Wanda]

What's wrong with bald guys?:cry:

Not a thing! :thumbsup: Some guys even look better bald. :pirate:

[Wicked Wanda]

I got most of my teeth the ones that weren't knocked out doing construction. I do have all my hair. I think I am in good shape at 6 feet 2 inches and 214 pounds. I still work out. More lately since I lost my job.
I got my own home I only owe 11.000 on with my 3 dogs.

Maybe it's your 'tude....you got everything BUTT....leave that "butt" out. Confidence can be very sexy. If you meet the right person, it shouldn't matter how much money you do/don't have.

You can have a lot of fun on very little $$$'s. If that's all she's interested in, I'd move on.

[Wicked Wanda]

dude just be yourself when your out and about. she be there when you least expect it.damn i sound just like a whoreascope

And here we thought you were just an ass! :lol:

[firefighter212]

it'll happen Dirt, when you least expect it and when you finally say "fuck it" and just start doing day to day things, you'll turn a corner and lo and behold a brown eyed dancing girl, thats gonna wanna follow you home and stay awhile........Gotta agree with Mel on this one.When i was single i just wrote off the fact of finding a girlfriend and was content with the occasional hook up when i had time to go out.Wasn`t long after that when my now wife came into my life.

[Wicked Wanda]

it'll happen Dirt, when you least expect it and when you finally say "fuck it" and just start doing day to day things, you'll turn a corner and lo and behold a brown eyed dancing girl, thats gonna wanna follow you home and stay awhile........

I agree...when you're not looking so hard, that's when you'll find her.

Or at least, that's how I found my job. :laugh4:

[Wicked Wanda]

Dude, this is good. Lots of good/funny advice. My advice, Get yourself a bed-buddy. No strings attached, test drive it for a while.

ummmm....I think he wants someone he can hang out with....he could have a bed buddy with Rosy. :cheesy:

But to each his own.

[dirtwarrior]

Rosey gets old quickly.

[Wicked Wanda]

Rosey gets old quickly.

Did you take her out to dinner? Wine, roses, candle light? You gotta set the mood. :heh_heh:

[2pwrlftrs4u]

Get yourself a good dog. Cheaper in the long run.:bucktooth

xeleventybillion on the dog...



you can always buy what you need from a chic if you cant pick up a one nighter

[UnSub]

If yer a dick, be a dick...if yer a nice guy, be a nice guy...and everywhere in between. There's a chick for all kinds, but you just can't be meek. You have to spew confidence from every orifice and it'll be all good
:break bed

[ahjort]

12281

[malhavic]

http://www.worldfamousbrothel.com/


And here you go! its all you need!
with no strings attached!

[ericesch]

I don't understand why you are having a problem. You do have a motorcycle right? Maybe get a guitar as a backup. It's Marketing 101, you have to get their attention first before you can sell them on your product.

[ericesch]

Or you could use the American business model, steal billions from everyone around you and use it to bribe our lawmakers into passing a law that requires all women to sleep with you on demand. Worked for the healthcare and Banking industries.

[united states of whatever]

agreed with all those that said "just be yourself" and when you are least expecting it you will find the person meant for you.

[united states of whatever]

although if your an ass-hat you may want to try being someone else... :)

[dirtwarrior]

All good ideas. I might get one of those russian brides

[2003 Red spirit 750]

Your from Kentucky,you've got to have cousins.lol. Seriously go to China-Mart find ya a good lookin single cashier, go through her line every week. Strike up a conversation, you'll get you some. Oh and keep the conversation on her favorite subject, usually her. The more interest you show in her then your going to score!

If that doesn't work find ya a hoe that offers discount coupons. In this tough economy there's sure to be some hard-up crackwhore offering a buy one get one free. There was a show on TV about Truck Stop whores awhile back, I'm sure there would be something there if not you can get ya a bit to eat and fill up with gas. Not a wasted trip after all. lol.:happy:

[dirtwarrior]

china-mart ?

[2003 Red spirit 750]

You know Wal-Mart where everything sold is stamped made in China. Home of low prices and low wages. Are you old enough to remember the days when it was there slogan "Made in America" with a red, white and blue banner?

[YO MUDA]

Ive been married for 32 years, but my girlfriend is Rosie Palm and here 5 sisters.
Oops 33 years.

[firefighter212]

I have to say i got more action being single than being married.Guess thats why the music starts off as dumb,dumb dudumb and the smile on her face is cause she don`t have to give blow jobs anymore.lol

[Labswine]

China-Mart...

A.K.A. The People's Republic of China Factory Outlet

[sassr21]

u already have two. Ua got the righty and the lefty hand.

LMAO yeahp Jill is the best one yet!

and for those who don't know who Jill is hold up your right hand palm facing outwards and hook your thumb like a "J" and there ya go...there's Jill

:lol: