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pegscraper
10-12-2005, 10:23 AM
Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
RAZOR
10-12-2005, 10:39 AM
its Ture.........its True..
Esp The 'nothing'
pegscraper
10-12-2005, 10:48 AM
I thought so. That's how it is at home anyway
M@Man
10-13-2005, 07:50 PM
I've also found that "It's cool" really means "Fuck You!"

Although she's never said it to me in that context, I've known C@Woman long enough before we got married to know that is exactly what it means. :wiseguy:

M@
C@Woman
10-13-2005, 11:58 PM
I've also found that "It's cool" really means "Fuck You!"

Although she's never said it to me in that context, I've known C@Woman long enough before we got married to know that is exactly what it means. :wiseguy:

M@

http://www.shadowriders.net/forums/images/smilies/Mrs.%20AJ.gif YUP-YUP
Mr.Sinister
10-14-2005, 11:34 AM
You forgot " WHATEVER " it means you wont get laid for about 5 months .I heard it when I went to file final paperwork on my bike .
pegscraper
10-14-2005, 11:45 AM
You forgot " WHATEVER " it means you wont get laid for about 5 months .I heard it when I went to file final paperwork on my bike .

But you gotta admit, it's a peaceful 5 months!
Shadow
10-14-2005, 01:56 PM
But you gotta admit, it's a peaceful 5 months!Maybe it is Peaceful, but I would rather have a Piece Full month!
:break bed
pegscraper
10-14-2005, 03:52 PM
So you must be married then? You don't get it anyway if you are, unless she's a heavy sleeper, or she wants something...... or you're lucky like me! :wink_2:


Pegs
FFsLady
10-14-2005, 09:17 PM
Its pretty much true. We dont like to admit it but its true.

Fine - Fun saying it in different tones so he wonders what your thinking.
Five minutes - i dont really use that, I just assume that he understands that if i'm going to look nice, it'll take me a 1/2 hour to an hour from start to finish.

Nothing - Thats true, Clint and I have a game with that word. He's pretty sensitive to me so he'll say what's wrong and I'll say "nothing"....He'll say whats wrong and I'll say "nothing". He'll say whats wrong and I'll tell him. He started this a long time ago. He said "I'm only going to ask you 3 times, thats it". Works for us! Just happened tonight, and I told him on the second shot :wink_2:

Thats OK - I dont do that one. :no:

Go Ahead - Yes this usually is a dare. :sasmokin:

Thank you - when I say it, I mean it...and I must admit I do say it quite often. :daisy:

NOW......
Whatever - this is a funny word for me. Alot of times I really dont care about a decision and my whatever is genuine. Or I'll say it with a light tone meaning, I'm easy and in a good mood today...But there are times when I say "whatever" and what I really mean is...."I really am sick of hearing about this so whatever you want is fine, just stop talking about it. :wiseguy:

Oh and the Loud Sigh - usually mean I need a hug. :sweethear
Lisa
10-29-2005, 12:46 PM
HAHAHA! yea, it's true!!!

now that you know there shouldn't be any problem!! :wiseguy:
SmokeShowin
10-29-2005, 01:52 PM
Now there's an avatar I haven't seen in a while! At least over here. What's up Lisa!:luxhello:
Lisa
10-29-2005, 01:55 PM
Now there's an avatar I haven't seen in a while! At least over here. What's up Lisa!:luxhello:


it does look good here doesn't it!?!

I'll try to visit here more often! :evilimu: