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pegscraper
10-12-2005, 10:20 AM
FUCK OFF NOOB!

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-12-2005, 10:24 AM
Yea, same here -


TUP OFF NOOB
AirportFF
10-12-2005, 10:35 AM
't the two of you jumping the gun a bit. At least wait until he posts something. You have any idea how many people register without ever posting:_blank:
TinyUFB
10-12-2005, 10:39 AM
't the two of you jumping the gun a bit. At least wait until he posts something. You have any idea how many people register without ever posting:_blank:


He aint goin anywhere - if he doesnt start posting he will have to clean our bikes.....We're like those single cell amoebas. First it was one, then my twin Peg was created, and now my other twin Bronco is here.

Tiny
bronco
10-12-2005, 10:49 AM
sweet jesus!!! you guys are brutal...
bronco
10-12-2005, 10:50 AM
i need a beter pic... my tricycle that i had in 3rd grade is not going to cut it
AirportFF
10-12-2005, 10:51 AM
You know how to fish dontcha? First you bait them in, then WHAM you set the hook.:happy:
pegscraper
10-12-2005, 10:52 AM
i need a beter pic... my tricycle that i had in 3rd grade is not going to cut it

That's about how you ride now..... No, really. It will be gone after 10 posts!

Pegs
bronco
10-12-2005, 10:55 AM
it's all about trickery
bronco
10-12-2005, 10:56 AM
i'm gonna take a picture of my bike!
TinyUFB
10-12-2005, 10:57 AM
it's all about trickery

Don't believe that ten post crap Pegs sent you. He is such a Big Fat Liar. Send me $20, and I will change your avatar.


Tiny
pegscraper
10-12-2005, 11:00 AM
Don't believe that ten post crap Pegs sent you. He is such a Big Fat Liar. Send me $20, and I will change your avatar.


Tiny

Be careful tho Bronco. He includes a bottle of white syrup with that avatar!

Tiny..... err Pegs
bronco
10-12-2005, 11:01 AM
the 20 bucks is in the mail... i swear to god man!!!.. how do you make this syrup you speak of?
bronco
10-12-2005, 11:06 AM
bitch'n!!!! Bitch'n BIKE!!!
RAZOR
10-12-2005, 11:07 AM
the 20 bucks is in the mail... i swear to god man!!!.. how do you make this syrup you speak of?
:no: :no: :no: ----WHY DID U HAVE TO ASK THAT----
bronco
10-12-2005, 11:11 AM
:no: :no: :no: ----WHY DID U HAVE TO ASK THAT----



Just to see what kind of answer i would get
pegscraper
10-12-2005, 11:12 AM
the 20 bucks is in the mail... i swear to god man!!!.. how do you make this syrup you speak of?

OH SHIT. NOW YOU OPENED A CAN OF worms....... very little itty bitty worms!

Pegs
Mr.Sinister
10-12-2005, 11:30 AM
Do you remember the worms? OR where you to drunk ? :wink_2:
bronco
10-12-2005, 11:36 AM
i should get drunk right now
TinyUFB
10-12-2005, 11:43 AM
i'm gonna take a picture of my bike!


So Ah , which one is your bike? I'm guessing the RED ONE.

:bed fart:
pegscraper
10-12-2005, 02:29 PM
i should get drunk right now

Careful what you say. Sin is going to think we are alcoholics like Tiny is! Remeber, we don't go to those meetings with him!

Pegs
Mr.Sinister
10-12-2005, 08:36 PM
Since when does anybody care if I think they are alcoholics ? I am one drink short of an intervention myself . :king:
RustyJake
10-13-2005, 08:31 AM
Welcome to the site Bronco.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd have to guess you are part of the ride team with tiny and peg. Now, just have to figure out if you guys are the three amigo's or the three stooges:jester::hat::hat2:
Wild Coyote
10-13-2005, 08:38 AM
Definitely stooges!
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 08:43 AM
Since when does anybody care if I think they are alcoholics ? I am one drink short of an intervention myself . :king:

Well, Sin. We do care what you think and we don't want to let you down. :angel: You know that as our manager of all our business ventures. Besides, we can't find those fucking meetings. There's a stripper bar on the way and we never make it. :Boobs: Tiny lives on the other side and the WWGP (wicked witch of the great plains, as he calls his wife)MAKES him go. She drops him off and picks him up. Now that's trust! Bronco isn't married. He would rather go to the gay bar but I try to set him "straight"!
I NEED HELP! :help:
Who said that? Is that Tiny inside of my head?

Oh, by the way Sin. I really don't give a fuck what you think but maybe it made you feel good for a few seconds.
FUCK OFF, SIN! :big gun:

Tiny! Shut up in there! You'll hurt his feelings!
Man, it's crowded in here today. :gossip:


Pegs
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 09:41 AM
Welcome to the site Bronco.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd have to guess you are part of the ride team with tiny and peg. Now, just have to figure out if you guys are the three amigo's or the three stooges:jester::hat::hat2:


Rusty, Et Tu Brutus ?

Peg and Bronco are definitely STOOGES. Just think of me as the poor SOB that has to Ride with these nut cases..... as they say "When in Rome....." . So though it pains me to lower myself to the IQ level of PEG - which is somehwere between 3 and 5.

I do so only because they could never begin to reach the level of sophistication or intellegence that cabbage plants inheritanlty are gifted with from birth.

Tiny da Brane
:smart:
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 09:46 AM
SIN


You have my permission to fly over to NE and twist Peg into a Pretzel or whatever geometric form comes to mind.

I only ask that you give me several days notice, so I can rent some bleacher seating and get the admission tickets printed. I am sure most of Lincoln would pay DEARLY to see this.

Tiny
:karate:
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 09:51 AM
Rusty, Et Tu Brutus ?

Peg and Bronco are definitely STOOGES. Just think of me as the poor SOB that has to Ride with these nut cases..... as they say "When in Rome....." . So though it pains me to lower myself to the IQ level of PEG - which is somehwere between 3 and 5.

I do so only because they could never begin to reach the level of sophistication or intellegence that cabbage plants inheritanlty are gifted with from birth.

Tiny da Brane
:smart:


CAREFUL TINY. REMEMBER I'M WORKING ON YOUR BIKE SATURDAY! Now. tell the truth! You are the one that we carry! Have to teach you how to turn and everything. But you'll make it through the rider course one of these times. Your odds are getting better after 12 times you know.
And thanks for the IQ compliment! I thought I was only up to 2!

Pegs
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 09:56 AM
SIN


You have my permission to fly over to NE and twist Peg into a Pretzel or whatever geometric form comes to mind.

I only ask that you give me several days notice, so I can rent some bleacher seating and get the admission tickets printed. I am sure most of Lincoln would pay DEARLY to see this.

Tiny
:karate:

ME? It was Tiny saying all those bad things about you. I can't help it when he pops up in my head!

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 09:56 AM
....You are the one that we carry! ..... Pegs


You got to be kidding. With that puss back of yours, you can't even lift that 1/2 oz wiggle wagger of yours - or so Kim tells us.


Tiny

:happy:
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 10:22 AM
You got to be kidding. With that puss back of yours, you can't even lift that 1/2 oz wiggle wagger of yours - or so Kim tells us.


Tiny

:happy:

That's why I have Bronco and Stilts to help me!

Pegs
Mr.Sinister
10-13-2005, 12:10 PM
WHoa I am only tough online ! In real life I am kinda petiet .See photos of me and Shadow together . :happy:
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 12:13 PM
WHoa I am only tough online ! In real life I am kinda petiet .See photos of me and Shadow together . :happy:

Tiny must have been standing behind me whispering that in my ear cause I would have never said that. SWEAR TO GOD, MAN!

Pegs
Mr.Sinister
10-13-2005, 12:19 PM
Shadow and me .
Mr.Sinister
10-13-2005, 12:21 PM
He is the bigger guy to my right .6'2" 350lbs .You know for scale .
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 12:27 PM
Tiny is twice that big and he is a belly-flop master! He is a brown shorts in belly flop!(highest honor available) He scares the hell out of me! He is also a green belt in tycwoncabbage.

As for me? I am recovering from 2 back surgery's and am getting the nerves burned off in my back around the first of next month, so if I need help, would you guys come to my rescue?

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 12:29 PM
Shadow and me .


Hey, Shadow only need to put on about 75 more pounds and he can be my twin!

Do me a favor and find out if he has any greenery about him.


TIny :wink_2:
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 12:30 PM
Shadow and me .

Exotic dancers and table dancers? Reminds me of the amatuer stripper night where I met my wife. I was the one in the elephant underewear. Don't close your eyes for a few minutes and you will be OK.

Pegs
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 12:31 PM
He is the bigger guy to my right .6'2" 350lbs .You know for scale .


6' 2" 350 LBS - I take the last post back. He's got me beat by about 25 lbs. Of course the difference is mine is all blubber - no muscle. Anyway let me know about the greenery.


Tiny

:bounce:
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 12:39 PM
Exotic dancers and table dancers? Reminds me of the amatuer stripper night where I met my wife. I was the one in the elephant underewear. Don't close your eyes for a few minutes and you will be OK.


Pegs


BULLSHIT ---- Dont fall for it SIN Kim told me it was a pygmy elephant shorts.


Tiny:ukliam3:
bronco
10-13-2005, 12:56 PM
Shadow and me .



Sinister, you look like a ninja! are you a ninja?
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 01:00 PM
BULLSHIT ---- Dont fall for it SIN Kim told me it was a pygmy elephant shorts.


Tiny:ukliam3:

That's what I call "STEALTH MODE". I've been married for a long time and I don't want to wake her up!

Pegs
bronco
10-13-2005, 01:11 PM
Welcome to the site Bronco.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd have to guess you are part of the ride team with tiny and peg. Now, just have to figure out if you guys are the three amigo's or the three stooges:jester::hat::hat2:

Thanks for the welcome buddy!
Your guess is a good one.
I almost got ran out of here by the other 2 yahoos!!
there a tough crowd
bronco
10-13-2005, 01:12 PM
stealth mode!! ha...
come on now!! you use medication!
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 01:12 PM
Shadow and me .

You guys should come over to Tiny's Sat. afternoon for smoked prime rib and ciclon! Bronco said he is bringing 2 hookers with him. We could get drunk and do burnouts in Tiny's garage!

Pegs
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 01:16 PM
stealth mode!! ha...
come on now!! you use medication!

Well, the adds said " increase your penis size up to 3 inches" so I ordered 12 different ones. I figure with what I had to start with, I should have one BIG FUCKING DICK in a couple of weeks!

Pegs
bronco
10-13-2005, 01:17 PM
yep it's true
i'm going to bring some hookers..
bronco
10-13-2005, 01:23 PM
Maybe you should invest in a penis pump..
Be careful with those things..
mine didn't come with warning label.
I had a nut get sucked up in there..
that was the last time i used one of those bastards!
it was tough ordeal!

i swear to god man!
TinyUFB
10-13-2005, 03:20 PM
Maybe you should invest in a penis pump..
Be careful with those things..
mine didn't come with warning label.
I had a nut get sucked up in there..
that was the last time i used one of those bastards!
it was tough ordeal!

i swear to god man!


SO THAT IS WHY YOUR FACE LOOKS ALL SUCKED INWARDS !!!! I thought maybe someone kicked you in the face, but it was that pump.

:milk:
bronco
10-13-2005, 03:30 PM
SO THAT IS WHY YOUR FACE LOOKS ALL SUCKED INWARDS !!!! I thought maybe someone kicked you in the face, but it was that pump.

:milk:


Yeah, that pump really fucked me.
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 03:33 PM
yep it's true
i'm going to bring some hookers..

This time would you make sure that they are females? You know, grab them and feel around a little before you bring them over!

Pegs
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 03:52 PM
Just so you know, Sin. Tiny is also the WORLDS GREATEST TUPPING BULL PIZZLER! So if you do come over, watch out! Don't challenge him to a wrestling match! Or at least make sure he doesn't get behind you!


Pegs
bronco
10-13-2005, 04:03 PM
This time would you make sure that they are females? You know, grab them and feel around a little before you bring them over!

Pegs


Yeah.. My bad on that last one...
pegscraper
10-13-2005, 04:11 PM
Yeah.. My bad on that last one...

Make sure they lift their leg when you are doing her.... err make sure this time!

Pegs