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pegscraper
10-10-2005, 02:57 PM
It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff.

As the amazing Eileen took to the stage, she announced "Unlike most stage
hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as the Amazing Eileen
withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from her coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for 6 generations."

She began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the Watch, Watch the Watch". The crowd became mesmerized as the
watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped
from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "

"Shit..!!" said the hypnotist!!


It took 3 weeks to clean up the theater.

RAZOR
10-10-2005, 03:24 PM
IF I WAS I HYPNOTIST IN THAT SITUATION,I WOULD OF HYPNOTIZE EVERYBODY
TO HAVE A GREAT BIG ORGY AND ONLY THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN TO
SEE ME AS GOD OF ALL SEX GODS,AND I COULD --WAIT WAIT--THERE GOES MY MIND AGAIN,BUT YOU COULD PICTURE THE REST,AND WHO KNOW THERE MAY BE
SOME PEANUT BUTTER INVOLVED THERE TOO... :wink_2:

pegscraper
10-10-2005, 03:43 PM
IF I WAS I HYPNOTIST IN THAT SITUATION,I WOULD OF HYPNOTIZE EVERYBODY
TO HAVE A GREAT BIG ORGY AND ONLY THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN TO
SEE ME AS GOD OF ALL SEX GODS,AND I COULD --WAIT WAIT--THERE GOES MY MIND AGAIN,BUT YOU COULD PICTURE THE REST,AND WHO KNOW THERE MAY BE
SOME PEANUT BUTTER INVOLVED THERE TOO... :wink_2:

A peanut butter orgy? Never heard of that one! Maybe Tiny will bring some of his famous white sauerkraut syrup. Hey! Satanister could film it and sell it for just his profit like usual!
I can picture it now.......It would be called: PB AND WHITE SYRUP! STARRING RAZOR AND TINY! CO STARRING, LINDA LOVELACE. (need somebody old so Tiny can last more than 2 seconds)
cumming to a theater near you..

pegs

TinyUFB
10-10-2005, 03:59 PM
A peanut butter orgy? Never heard of that one! Maybe Tiny will bring some of his famous white sauerkraut syrup. Hey! Satanister could film it and sell it for just his profit like usual!
I can picture it now.......It would be called: PB AND WHITE SYRUP! STARRING RAZOR AND TINY! CO STARRING, LINDA LOVELACE. (need somebody old so Tiny can last more than 2 seconds)
cumming to a theater near you..

pegs


I AINT DOIN NO MORE SHORT VIDEO'S WITHOUT A SIGNED CONTRACT :deal: -

ESPECIALLY IF SIN IS THE DIRECTOR.

TIny DeVille
:melvin:

pegscraper
10-10-2005, 04:03 PM
I AINT DOIN NO MORE SHORT VIDEO'S WITHOUT A SIGNED CONTRACT :deal: -

ESPECIALLY IF SIN IS THE DIRECTOR.

TIny DeVille
:melvin:

It wont take much of your time. Like you said the other day, at your age you just spread their legs and "drop" it in!

Leonardo da Polescrubber