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TinyUFB
10-07-2005, 10:09 AM
Last weekend we were all at Pegscrapers house enjoying some good food and booze, when Pegscraper (like he always does) starts bragging about his
SEX LIFE.

:break bed
Pegscraper told us that he has great sex with his wife. :Boobs:

He said,

"She's very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and *most* of it really turns me on.

I love it when she screams, 'Harder!'

I love it when she screams, 'Faster!'


Both BJ and Brandon, after hearing this, said, "Man, you lucky dog!"

But knowing him the way I do, I asked,

"Come on and tell the truth, It cant all be perfect. There has got to be times when there is a problem"


"The only problem I have Pegscraper said dejectedly, :shame:

"Is when she screams,....'Deeper!'"
Mr.Sinister
10-07-2005, 11:28 AM
Don't feel bad Pegs . If she says that again drop your aim about 3/4 an inch and take her addvice . She will scream louder than ever before ! :wink_2:
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 01:44 PM
Well...... I sure don't hit bottom but I sure rub the hell out of the sides!

Besides, It pleases me! Who else matters? At least I can still get it up without a CRANE or the little blue pill!
By the way, I was talking about how vocal YOUR wife was with me!

Pegs.....
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 01:45 PM
Tiny,

YOu were supposed to be nice to me today. I'm recovering!
TinyUFB
10-07-2005, 01:55 PM
Tiny,

YOu were supposed to be nice to me today. I'm recovering!

OH GOD! YOU HAD THE LOBOTOMY DONE ? I DIDNT KNOW. Ok I will be nice for the rest of the day......Trust Me ......Swear to God!

Tiny
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 02:02 PM
That may have really happened. I don't remember much after making all those pizzas. Well, after BJ made me that ciclon' and coke anyway. Man, Brandon's sister is HOT! :Mrs. AJ:
Mr.Sinister
10-07-2005, 02:47 PM
I will have you know that is one mighty big crane and the pill is LSD .
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 02:58 PM
may be a big crane but it uses the micro hook....and the pill is viagra! Tiny takes it before he goes to bed so he doesn't roll out in the middle of the night
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 03:00 PM
Ask Tiny about his date with the WWGP last night
TinyUFB
10-07-2005, 03:55 PM
may be a big crane but it uses the micro hook....and the pill is viagra! Tiny takes it before he goes to bed so he doesn't roll out in the middle of the night


THAT's RIGHT. I had a hole drilled in my mattress. I take the pill, roll over, slide around until I find the hole, s l o w l y lower the 'one eyed wonder worm' down into the hole (using the crane) and PRESTO, I am all set for the night.


Tiny
pegscraper
10-07-2005, 04:12 PM
THAT's RIGHT. I had a hole drilled in my mattress. I take the pill, roll over, slide around until I find the hole, s l o w l y lower the 'one eyed wonder worm' down into the hole (using the crane) and PRESTO, I am all set for the night.


Tiny


I heard she had a vagamatic installed in your mattress too!