pegscraper
10-06-2005, 05:31 PM
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when
the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
:bed fart:
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown, tie Score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says,"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeakerand says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally
poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
:bed fart:
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says
"Touchdown, tie Score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says,"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeakerand says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get
beat by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally
poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."