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pegscraper
10-05-2005, 10:50 AM
New to your area! CILF. Tiny and Maverick are offering to service your old lady in a new way! Be the first on your block to have it!
If interested, contact Razor for more information.
(Balloons optional)
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RAZOR
10-05-2005, 11:07 AM
:balloon: YES BALLONS ARE AN OPTION...BUT WE COULD ALWAYS MAKE A DEAL
TO INCLUDE IT IN THE PERFORMANCE... :deal:
RAZOR
10-05-2005, 11:10 AM
Onther Thought!!! Tiny Could Have A Slogan...
tiny The Cilf -- He Will Make A Waffle Out Of You.
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 11:38 AM
Or how about: FREE WAFFLES AND SMOKES WHEN CUMPLETED!
Now, how about my cut?

Pegs
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 11:39 AM
Sin is out of THIS deal. I hear he doesn't pay!
Mr.Sinister
10-05-2005, 11:55 AM
Only on video sales . It has alot of hidden costs . I barely make even on those . I would be happy to take a cut for nothing . I could beat up dead beats who don't want to pay up . Take an enforcer fee . :assbeat:
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 12:00 PM
Only on video sales . It has alot of hidden costs . I barely make even on those . I would be happy to take a cut for nothing . I could beat up dead beats who don't want to pay up . Take an enforcer fee . :assbeat:

We are talking about lady customers. Well, I guess that could be another service if they want that! Oh, hold it. Tiny and Maverick are "buddies". We might need you!
Mr.Sinister
10-05-2005, 01:09 PM
We have allready established what they are . Price is the only question left . It might cost more but it is steady work . :wink_2: Lets say we have a dissatified customer . Whated a bigger balloon , whatever .Dosent want to pay but ,pay he will . Me or the ballpein hammer from the shoulders down . Until my arm gets tired and then I switch hands . Did I mention I work out ?
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 03:23 PM
We have allready established what they are . Price is the only question left . It might cost more but it is steady work . :wink_2: Lets say we have a dissatified customer . Whated a bigger balloon , whatever .Dosent want to pay but ,pay he will . Me or the ballpein hammer from the shoulders down . Until my arm gets tired and then I switch hands . Did I mention I work out ?

I work out too. Physical therepy 2 times a week. And on top on that, I do 24 oz. ciclon curls! :cheers:Top that shit!

Can somebody help me find the waffle smilies?
TinyUFB
10-05-2005, 03:41 PM
ATTENTION ALL YOU WORTHLESS SCUM BAG OF THE WORLD PIMPS!

Also known as Pegscraper, Razor, and Sin :WalkingSm


Due to the high demand for CILF, the inscrease insurance premiums due to people being allergic to sythetic rubber (balloons), the ever soaring costs for Smokes, and the fact that I aint gonna share my WAFFLES with any of you scum bags.

Tiny da CILF has decided he is going into business without your assistance.

Besides it just aint right for Razor to be pimping his SON, and not to mention Sin pimping his Brother. Of course we still have pegscraper but he spends all his time tooting out of his horn and has not time to assist.


SO YOUR ALL FIRED


:big gun:
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 04:14 PM
Now hold on here mister clown. We have copy writed the CILF trademark and all clowns that get layed have to pay royalties to Razor and ME!
PUT THAT IN YOUR OVERSIZED SHOES AND SMOKE IT!
TinyUFB
10-05-2005, 04:18 PM
Now hold on here mister clown. We have copy writed the CILF trademark and all clowns that get layed have to pay royalties to Razor and ME!
PUT THAT IN YOUR OVERSIZED SHOES AND SMOKE IT!


YOU GOT TO CATCH ME FIRST MR TOOTER.

Tiny
pegscraper
10-05-2005, 04:19 PM
YOU GOT TO CATCH ME FIRST MR TOOTER.

Tiny

Not hard mister flacid!