hard times

[RAZOR]

need to find an easy way of making some extra cash,i work all week till 5pm
and free on the weekends,bills are getting a little hard to keep up with.
what do you guys think or has anybody done or know anybody that
has been a"" mystery shopper""???-(and i know this thread could go
completely wrong in a hurry,esp with the first statement i made)- :happy:

[Mr.Sinister]

If you figure somthing out let me know ! I hear ya . Due to family illness [ wife and mother in law ][[ wife took of time to help her mom]] I got a little behind myself . It will take a while but I will dig myself out . In the mean time no real play money .

[NoizeBoy]

I don't know the details, but my mother-in-law looked in to the mystery shopper thing. It turned out to be a LOT more work than expected. They were almost making it into a full-time job.

Good luck though - if I hear any actual details, I'll forward them along...

[Wild Coyote]

pimping ho's is always lucrative as well as drug dealing. Of course you could end up in prison, but that's your call. A Lotto ticket is only $1 and you could win millions. Other than that, old fashioned hard work. Get into refinishing decks. I got a quote on mine and it was $500! It doesn't cost much for materials and it's not hard work.

[Shadow]

wife took of time to help her mom, I got a little behind myself . .When the wifes away, the sinister plays...
Got a little behind while the wife was gone huh?
:wink_2:

[croach1]

I know people that have done the shopper thing. It worked nice for a little extra money. The key is to remember it is a job and that you do have to work. The people I knew would be given a list of places that they were supposed to do and they had a week or two to get it done. That is probably different depending on the company you are doing it for.

[AirportFF]

Most retail places are always looking for people for the evenings and weekends. Try Lowes or Home Depot.

[RAZOR]

pimping ho's is always lucrative as well as drug dealing. .
sorry dont have a PHD-(P,impin H,os D,egree)-
and believe me i have thought seriously before about dealing drugs..
i got a good connect, but never have, had the balls to do it...
unless tiny is willing to be pimped out no luck there,,,and tiny unlike sinister
with me you could be damn sure to get your cut of the money :wink_2:

[RAZOR]

I know people that have done the shopper thing. It worked nice for a little extra money. The key is to remember it is a job and that you do have to work. The people I knew would be given a list of places that they were supposed to do and they had a week or two to get it done. That is probably different depending on the company you are doing it for.
thanks roach i was thinking of doing doing it but still unsure...

[Mr.Sinister]

When the wifes away, the sinister plays...
Got a little behind while the wife was gone huh?
:wink_2: SSSHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T TELL !!! If I did get a little ass on the side , I sure as hell would not give it back . I should have got that cute little asian girls number . She sure seemed to like a man in uniform ! :wazzup:

[TinyUFB]

sorry dont have a PHD-(P,impin H,os D,egree)-
and believe me i have thought seriously before about dealing drugs..
i got a good connect, but never have, had the balls to do it...
unless tiny is willing to be pimped out no luck there,,,and tiny unlike sinister
with me you could be damn sure to get your cut of the money :wink_2:


NOW wait one second! I like you to know I have scrubbles.

The thought that I would do something like that just for money is disgusting.

What's my cut in the deal? Do I get benefits and paid vacations?

Tiny

[RAZOR]

NOW wait one second! I like you to know I have scrubbles.

The thought that I would do something like that just for money is disgusting.

What's my cut in the deal? Do I get benefits and paid vacations?

Tiny
YOUR CUT-40- MY CUT-60- JUST CUZ I'M THAT KIND OF FAIR GUY...
PAID VACATIONS---ARE YOU CRAZY YOU WILL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
------------------------BEING PIMPED OUT,YOU DONT NEED A PAID VACATION.
BENEFITS---I WILL PAY FOR YOUR STD AND AIDS TESTS ONCE EVERY 6 MTHS.
...................NOTE:IF AT ANY TIME YOU ARE EMPLOYED WITH ME THAT YOU COME DOWN WITH ANY SORT OF STD OR AIDS OR EVEN IF YOUR DICK FALLS OFF FROM
OVER TIME I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE.DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THE STUPID FUCK THAT IS LETTING ME PIMP YOU OUT :wink_2:

[pegscraper]

Does Tiny get to wear his makeup? I bet you can get double for a good clown fuck! You've heard about all those clowns havn't you? They are hung like, well. You've seen those balloons? That's why all the hot MILF's are there when they are tying balloons!

[RAZOR]

Does Tiny get to wear his makeup? I bet you can get double for a good clown fuck! You've heard about all those clowns havn't you? They are hung like, well. You've seen those balloons? That's why all the hot MILF's are there when they are tying balloons!
sure what ever makes it more fun for tiny.hey i got an idea why dont you dress up
like i clown too-that why i could advertise like this
there funny,they will satisfy your every need,they even will blow up a ballon in your you know what,they are!!!!
drum roll please......drdrdrdrddrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrd
the one,the only,,,,,CILF'S..
-(clowns i like to fuck)-

[pegscraper]

sure what ever makes it more fun for tiny.hey i got an idea why dont you dress up
like i clown too-that why i could advertise like this
there funny,they will satisfy your every need,they even will blow up a ballon in your you know what,they are!!!!
drum roll please......drdrdrdrddrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrd
the one,the only,,,,,CILF'S..
-(clowns i like to fuck)-


LMAO! CILF'S! Only one problem.....I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN. Just Tiny the clown is. I'd fucking kill those little bastards the first time they hit me in the tatters! Takes a lot of patience like Tiny has. He does get to see the hot mommies bend down to pick up the kids after he signs shit for them tho. He is really a retired clown but I bet he would come out of retirement to be Razor's CILF! Oh, the mommies are the ones that have to blow something up! HOLD IT! Blow is just a figure of speech! Hey, maybe I SHOULD become a clown!

Pegs

[Mr.Sinister]

If you pimped out Tiny why would he waer make up . Greasepaint is a bitch to get of the front of your pants and pillow cases . However blood out of a clown suit , that is not so bad . If you have done it before . :happy:

[TinyUFB]

YOUR CUT-40- MY CUT-60- JUST CUZ I'M THAT KIND OF FAIR GUY...
PAID VACATIONS---ARE YOU CRAZY YOU WILL HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE
------------------------BEING PIMPED OUT,YOU DONT NEED A PAID VACATION.
BENEFITS---I WILL PAY FOR YOUR STD AND AIDS TESTS ONCE EVERY 6 MTHS.
...................NOTE:IF AT ANY TIME YOU ARE EMPLOYED WITH ME THAT YOU COME DOWN WITH ANY SORT OF STD OR AIDS OR EVEN IF YOUR DICK FALLS OFF FROM
OVER TIME I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE.DUE TO THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THE STUPID FUCK THAT IS LETTING ME PIMP YOU OUT :wink_2:

So let me get this straight. If I try to create any Standards, or ask for hlep, or if my wangley woogle falls off, your not responsible.

Well that's dumb! First you say you will pay me every 6 months to create standard, and seek additional help, then you say your not responsible.

The rest of the terms are acceptable.

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

Does Tiny get to wear his makeup? I bet you can get double for a good clown fuck! You've heard about all those clowns havn't you? They are hung like, well. You've seen those balloons? That's why all the hot MILF's are there when they are tying balloons!

Tiny is gonna take that makeup and shove it up pegsrappers Black Hole of Calcutta and he will be shitting white turds for the next year.

That is after bugdirt finishes using her broomstick on you.

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

LMAO! CILF'S! Only one problem.....I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN. Just Tiny the clown is. I'd fucking kill those little bastards the first time they hit me in the tatters! Takes a lot of patience like Tiny has. He does get to see the hot mommies bend down to pick up the kids after he signs shit for them tho. He is really a retired clown but I bet he would come out of retirement to be Razor's CILF! Oh, the mommies are the ones that have to blow something up! HOLD IT! Blow is just a figure of speech! Hey, maybe I SHOULD become a clown!

Pegs

He is too a clown. His clown name is PUSS BACK. Leave the rest to your own imagination.

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

If you pimped out Tiny why would he waer make up . Greasepaint is a bitch to get of the front of your pants and pillow cases . However blood out of a clown suit , that is not so bad . If you have done it before . :happy:


SURE GO AHEAD AND PICK ON THE POOR FAT CLOWN......

Do you recall the Clown in Stephen King's "IT". He's a good friend of mine. One phone call is ALL IT TAKES and all three of you are MUSH.

Tiny the Ferocious
Son of Razor who plans to pimp out his own SON.

[RAZOR]

So let me get this straight. If I try to create any Standards, or ask for hlep, or if my wangley woogle falls off, your not responsible.

Well that's dumb! First you say you will pay me every 6 months to create standard, and seek additional help, then you say your not responsible.

The rest of the terms are acceptable.

Tiny

WAIT A MINUTE---I'M THE PIMP AND U DA HO-CLOWN.YOU DO NOT HAVE THE
AUTHORITY TO TELL ME WHAT KINDA STANDARS YOU HAVE OR SHOULD HAVE,
I'M THE PIMP ,,, NOW WHERES MY MONEY BITCH!!! this is were i back hand you...
:happy: :happy: :happy:

[TinyUFB]

WAIT A MINUTE---I'M THE PIMP AND U DA HO-CLOWN.YOU DO NOT HAVE THE
AUTHORITY TO TELL ME WHAT KINDA STANDARS YOU HAVE OR SHOULD HAVE,
I'M THE PIMP ,,, NOW WHERES MY MONEY BITCH!!! this is were i back hand you...
:happy: :happy: :happy:


After considerable deliberation, I have to decline your generous offer for the reason given below:


NOT ONCE IN YOUR TERMS DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER OFFERING ME EVEN ONE LITTLE MORSEL OF A

WAFFLE

[pegscraper]

Tiny is gonna take that makeup and shove it up pegsrappers Black Hole of Calcutta and he will be shitting white turds for the next year.

That is after bugdirt finishes using her broomstick on you.

Tiny


:laugh2: PROMISE?

[pegscraper]

After considerable deliberation, I have to decline your generous offer for the reason given below:


NOT ONCE IN YOUR TERMS DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER OFFERING ME EVEN ONE LITTLE MORSEL OF A



WAFFLE



I thought you got a waffle and a smoke after services rendered!

[RAZOR]

After considerable deliberation, I have to decline your generous offer for the reason given below:


NOT ONCE IN YOUR TERMS DO YOU EVEN CONSIDER OFFERING ME EVEN ONE LITTLE MORSEL OF A

WAFFLE
D'OH MY BAD--I DID'NT EVEN THINK OF THAT..
oh well--- on to the next ho---mybe this one wont be so damanding... :wink_2:
waffels,,,waffels got to remember the waffels :wall: