TinyUFB
09-29-2005, 09:59 AM
Donald Rumsfeld gives George Bush his daily briefing and concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
As the President sits, head in hands, his staff quietly watches this
touching display of emotion. Finally, the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion?"
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While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long
wait, the E.R. doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.....
Sadly, he said "your uncle's heart is still beating, but I'm afraid that his brain
is dead, ".
"Oh dear" cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock,
"we've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
As the President sits, head in hands, his staff quietly watches this
touching display of emotion. Finally, the President looks up and asks,
"How many is a brazillion?"
-----------------
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove
wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long
wait, the E.R. doctor appeared wearing his scrubs and a long face.....
Sadly, he said "your uncle's heart is still beating, but I'm afraid that his brain
is dead, ".
"Oh dear" cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock,
"we've never had a Democrat in the family before!"