Thoughts to Ponder

[TinyUFB]

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. :break bed

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.:computer:

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism .

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. :crazy3:

Number 1- We know exactly where one cow, with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[pegscraper]

Number 2 is Tiny!

[pegscraper]

Hey Tiny! LET'S GO RIDING!!!!!:Moped:

[Mr.Sinister]

The answer to number 1 is lets eat them . You can go to TacoBell and get mexi fries/nuggets why not mexi burgers ? They are cheap and plentiful and often found on farms [ like cows and chickens ] . Terrorist already program their kids to believe that we worship Satan and commit acts of cannibalism on prisoners of war .Lets do it ... Minus the Satan part . Soylent Green baby . If I pissed of any mexicans I am sorry . I believe that you are hard working family people and as a spoiled american I could learn a little about sacrifice for my family from our nieghbors south of the border . I am not sorry if I offended any terrorists .

[pegscraper]

The answer to number 1 is lets eat them . You can go to TacoBell and get mexi fries/nuggets why not mexi burgers ? They are cheap and plentiful and often found on farms [ like cows and chickens ] . Terrorist already program their kids to believe that we worship Satan and commit acts of cannibalism on prisoners of war .Lets do it ... Minus the Satan part . Soylent Green baby . If I pissed of any mexicans I am sorry . I believe that you are hard working family people and as a spoiled american I could learn a little about sacrifice for my family from our nieghbors south of the border . I am not sorry if I offended any terrorists .


Just go with Tiny every Friday night. Some kind of cult thing he does.......:fork_off:

[Mr.Sinister]

What else is there to do in Nebraska ? Ride in circles , drink , join a cult , look at corn , pick corn , eat corn , piss on corn . I would prefer a life without christjan deitys good or bad . I could take or leave the whole human sacrifice thingy [ it's all fun and games until someone you what to have sex with is on the alter ]. So long as my kids make it home at night un-defiled let the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead have his fun .

[pegscraper]

let the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead have his fun .

How did you know he's going to be that next year? Did he tell you? He does this thing with sauerkraut that you would love to get on film.:bed sex: I'm sure someone on the net would pay money to see it! The lettuce sacrifice that is SICK tho!!!

[TinyUFB]

Hey Tiny! LET'S GO RIDING!!!!!:Moped:


NO! It is WINDY , RAINING, and COLD.

[TinyUFB]

The answer to number 1 is lets eat them . You can go to TacoBell and get mexi fries/nuggets why not mexi burgers ? They are cheap and plentiful and often found on farms [ like cows and chickens ] . Terrorist already program their kids to believe that we worship Satan and commit acts of ........ . I am not sorry if I offended any terrorists .


That may just work. You shoot at us, we eat you. Japanese were told that we were cannibals, and a lot of them committed suicide in fears of being captured.

We can create a new side dish. Instead of tater tots, we can have terror tots.

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

What else is there to do in Nebraska ? Ride in circles , drink , join a cult , look at corn , pick corn , eat corn , piss on corn . I would prefer a life without christjan deitys good or bad . I could take or leave the whole human sacrifice thingy [ it's all fun and games until someone you what to have sex with is on the alter ]. So long as my kids make it home at night un-defiled let the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead have his fun .

You forgot COW TIPPING AND PIG F..... forget about that last one! :no:

I am not, nor will I ever be the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead. My leafs do not meet imperial code.

Tiny

[Mr.Sinister]

I have had many vegatarians ask me [ after they find out that I hunt ]" Would you hunt and eat people too ?" I tell them " I would but the permits are really hard to get ." :happy:

[pegscraper]

You forgot COW TIPPING AND PIG F..... forget about that last one! :no:

I am not, nor will I ever be the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead. My leafs do not meet imperial code.

Tiny


You are such a LIAR! You go for the pig fucking thing because your legs are SHORT! And what about Paris? Tell them about that one! As for the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead, you've been waiting for that for 4 years. Tell the truth for once!

[pegscraper]

I have had many vegatarians ask me [ after they find out that I hunt ]" Would you hunt and eat people too ?" I tell them " I would but the permits are really hard to get ." :happy:

Cat is my favorite. SMOKED! And you don't need a permit.

[pegscraper]

I'm a vAgatarian myself!

[TinyUFB]

I have had many vegatarians ask me [ after they find out that I hunt ]" Would you hunt and eat people too ?" I tell them " I would but the permits are really hard to get ." :happy:


Excellent answer !!!!!!

I may be a vegetable, but as far as I am concerned you can screw the vegiies - just give me the meat.

Pegscraper and Razor - get your minds out of the gutter.

Tiny

[TinyUFB]

You are such a LIAR! You go for the pig fucking thing because your legs are SHORT! And what about Paris? Tell them about that one! As for the Grand Imperial Cabbagehead, you've been waiting for that for 4 years. Tell the truth for once!


YOU ARE DISGUSTING. I may be as big as a porker, but I aint no porker, and my stalks are not short. As for Paris, er um.....

Changing the subject matter - will you be serving Waffles Saturday AM ?

Tiny

[pegscraper]

YOU ARE DISGUSTING. I may be as big as a porker, but I aint no porker, and my stalks are not short. As for Paris, er um.....

Changing the subject matter - will you be serving Waffles Saturday AM ?

Tiny


SAUSAGE gravy and biscuits...........and BACON! LOTS OF BACON!

[pegscraper]

[QUOTE=TinyUFB]YOU ARE DISGUSTING. I may be as big as a porker, but I aint no porker, and my stalks are not short. As for Paris, er um.....


You're no porker poker? Really? OK, but what about PARIS?????:assbeat: YOU BAD BOY!

[TinyUFB]

[QUOTE=TinyUFB]YOU ARE DISGUSTING. I may be as big as a porker, but I aint no porker, and my stalks are not short. As for Paris, er um.....


You're no porker poker? Really? OK, but what about PARIS?????:assbeat: YOU BAD BOY!

Hey, She assaulted me. It was her that put her paw in my mouth while I was fast asleep. At least I hope it was a paw - what am I talking about - Paris is female..... whew! I scared the crap out of myself for a second.

:sweatdrop

[pegscraper]

[QUOTE=pegscraper]

Hey, She assaulted me. It was her that put her paw in my mouth while I was fast asleep. At least I hope it was a paw - what am I talking about - Paris is female..... whew! I scared the crap out of myself for a second.

:sweatdrop

But I was in that same camper too! You sure did a good "job"!!!

[TinyUFB]

[QUOTE=TinyUFB]

But I was in that same camper too! You sure did a good "job"!!!

Good Job! That beast kept me awake half the night. By the middle of the night I had 20% of the bed and your dog had the rest. Nothing liking sharing a camper bed with a Siberian Husky or whatever that thing is.....

Tiny

[pegscraper]

But you sure had a BIG SMILE on your face the next morning, captain cabbagehead. (just practicing for next year)

[pegscraper]

[QUOTE=pegscraper][/color]

Good Job! That beast kept me awake half the night. By the middle of the night I had 20% of the bed and your dog had the rest. Nothing liking sharing a camper bed with a Siberian Husky or whatever that thing is.....

Tiny

Siberian Husky is not a good thing to call my WIFE! Remeber the axe? I'm telling!

[Wild Coyote]

Are you sure you guys aren't from Kentucky or South Carolina. It's feeling a little like "Deliverence" here. "You sure have a purty mouth!!!! Now squeal like a pig!"

[pegscraper]

Are you sure you guys aren't from Kentucky or South Carolina. It's feeling a little like "Deliverence" here. "You sure have a purty mouth!!!! Now squeal like a pig!"

You must have me confused with Razor. See film and thread:
http://www.shadowriders.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1206&highlight=tiny+film

[TinyUFB]

Are you sure you guys aren't from Kentucky or South Carolina. It's feeling a little like "Deliverence" here. "You sure have a purty mouth!!!! Now squeal like a pig!"


Pegscraper is definitely a genetic experiment gone wildly wrong. As for myself, you really know how to hurt a guy......I was a Wrigley Field Bleacher Bum


Tiny

[pegscraper]

Pegscraper is definitely a genetic experiment gone wildly wrong. As for myself, you really know how to hurt a guy......I was a Wrigley Field Bleacher Bum


Tiny

Hey! I resemble that remark! Hold it. What I mean is, well. argh!:lipsrseal